Danny Bonaduce threw Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay last night while Fairplay was introducing an award at the FOX Reality Really Awards. Fairplay was getting booed by the audience and when Bonaduce got on stage to let him know he sucked, Fairplay decided this would be a good time to jump on Danny and hump him. Apparently Danny disagreed, because he dropped Fairplay on his face, causing him to lose a few teeth and break a toe. Although I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. It’s not like Danny Bonaduce kicked a box of kittens down the stairs. When somebody jumps on your face and humps you, you throw them off. That’s what you do. If anything somebody should be giving Danny Bonaduce an award. An Academy Award. For acting. Or a Nobel Prize? I dunno. What am I, some sort of awards expert?
NOTE: The video contains a small amount of violence. If it offends you, you might want to get off the internet and go back to your coloring book.
UPDATE: America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says on her blog that she’s responsible for the fight and that she’s the one who encouraged Danny Bonaduce to go up on stage. And really, how can you not take the word of a woman who looks this intelligent:
Rueban Kincaid | October 3, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Damnit Danny control yourself. And first maybe?
ssdd | October 3, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Am I first? I don’t give a shit.
Anywho I’m glad this dick straddling creep got what he deserved!!!
Video is hilarious! LOL
Susanna | October 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm
How dramatic and thrilling.
Andrew C | October 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Classic. I wish somebody had done that to Brittney at the VMA’s.
lux | October 3, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Adrien Curry put him up to it. She blogged about it on her myspace.
adeliza | October 3, 2007 at 6:21 pm
What a bunch of hosers.
And any way. What the fucks up with an awards show for stupid ass reality shows. What are the categories?
Which show is the least real?
Nikk | October 3, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Ooof. Damn, Danny…
amos | October 3, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Danny kicks ASS! he’s also funny on the adam carolla show, if anyone listens. way to be danny!….now if only he would do this to andy dick…
Richard | October 3, 2007 at 6:24 pm
This is worse than when Bush was talking about how “No Child Left Behind” was a success by stating “Childrens do learn.” I weep for our country.
Triana | October 3, 2007 at 6:26 pm
DannyBonaduce has done some screwed up things before…. this isnt one of them.
blpressure | October 3, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Who and Who?
bob | October 3, 2007 at 6:28 pm
That was awesome! Danny is the man!
Dirty | October 3, 2007 at 6:31 pm
HAHAHAHAHA Danny is the man. He simply did what everyone was hoping would happen.
boo | October 3, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Maybe Adrienne will leave the Brady kid for the Partridge kid
The Clap | October 3, 2007 at 6:32 pm
I agree with #11… Who and Who?
Never heard of them, get some better stories TS. Stories people actually care about and know who it’s about.
Andrew C | October 3, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Rule number one… Don’t fuck with former child stars.
El-Coyote | October 3, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Looks staged to me… Tardo just didn’t stick the landing….
If not… I guess that is Danny being Danny.
JrsyGrl | October 3, 2007 at 6:40 pm
That’s awesome. I don’t think it’s staged. If it were, Jonny Fairplay wouldn’t have slunk off stage.
combustion8 | October 3, 2007 at 6:47 pm
man did he ever get owned…. I still dont understand why people hate reality tv.. it rules!!!
Riotboy | October 3, 2007 at 6:47 pm
That was tooo cool.
/hates Jonny Fariplay
//see you next fall
Discuss Beauty | October 3, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Oh man, Jonny completely and totally deserved that! What was he thinking? Seriously…
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Tom | October 3, 2007 at 6:57 pm
This is good. We need more reality star on reality star violence. MUCH more.
PunkA | October 3, 2007 at 7:00 pm
The saddest thing about that whole post is the fact that Peter Brady gets to hit it all night long with Adriana Curry. BASTARD.
jeanna | October 3, 2007 at 7:01 pm
it’s like.. housing all the pathetic losers who try for fame in one room.
wow…
johnny F. is creepy looking like a chinese mouse and danny is an over steroid pumper that needs to stay out of the sun.
this is gold. sad and nasty gold. lol.
when i read it on her blog, i thought it read that he put johnny in a headlock and made him mad.
but clearly all johnny’s fault. ha
mamadough | October 3, 2007 at 7:04 pm
that was fucking awesome. i wish he would do that at least once to every single celebrity. make that a 1 hour special once a week, tossing assholes over his head.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 3, 2007 at 7:05 pm
So she is BRAGGING ABOUT IT TO HELP HER CAREER
Like this is something to be proud of
robin24 | October 3, 2007 at 7:08 pm
LOL @ 25.
That’ be sweet.
Binky | October 3, 2007 at 7:13 pm
My sources are saying Jeff Probst got Bonnadouchy to do it.
( Fox and ‘reality’ is a true oxymoron)
Andrew C | October 3, 2007 at 7:13 pm
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1213949974
Did you guys see this video of Fairplay after the incident? He looks like a battered house-wife. I thought he was gonna start crying. Also when he smiles it looks like they replaced one of his teeth with a chiclet ™.
Danklin24 | October 3, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I’m not sure who’s side to take here. They’re both complete assface douchebags but Bravo did have it coming. Is he a fag? im thinking so.
TS | October 3, 2007 at 7:25 pm
HA!! Jonny ran off like a little bitch. What a homo.
BunnyButt | October 3, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Brit, the exercise is obviously doing wonders, but you still forgot to put your clothes on before leaving the house.
Oh, wait. This isn’t Britney???
BTW, if this guy dry humped on me like he did with Bonaduce, he’d be wearing his testicles around his neck.
shubs | October 3, 2007 at 7:32 pm
OUCHHHHH!
love the way his flip flop falls off and he slowly gets up and walks off
Klepto | October 3, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Fuckin Awesome. rofl
Danklin24 | October 3, 2007 at 7:39 pm
I mean Fairplay. lol
VegasMama | October 3, 2007 at 7:49 pm
This is Danny’s fault how?! Fairplay jumped on him! Playful or not, he jumped, uninvited. And he got tossed. No one’s fault but his own. Truthfully, he needed his teeth knocked out LONG ago.
lizl | October 3, 2007 at 7:51 pm
poor guy.
MeanMofo | October 3, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Now you know Danny B. is going to get sued for this. My next comment has nothing to do with the video, but I still can’t belive Peter Brady gets to bump uglies with Adrianne Curry. She’s odd but that woman is fiiieeeiiine!!
Jonny Fairplay is a fairy and loves cock | October 3, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Douchebag -vs- Douchebag
But there really aren’t many people that Danny Partridge could do try that on and get away with it. Women, children, fairies, eunochs, robotic maids, cocker spaniels etc etc. Oh, and sissy boys as we saw in the video. Shit, there are wome and children all over the place who could mop the floor up with Danny Douchebag Partridge. A weakling gave him a photo/video opportunity and he jumped on it! Kinda like Beaver Cleaver slam dunking Peewee Herman. A gerbil could whip that Jonny Fairryplay! Oh wait, I remember reading once that a gerbil did whip him.
LL | October 3, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Was this a douchebag convention? The thing had the word “Reality” in it? Yep, it’s a douchebag convention. Little-known fact: Bonaduce is Italian for “douchebag.” The other people involved I’ve never heard of, so who cares what happens to them. Where’s a terrorist attack when you need one? Al Qaeda killed tons of hard-working people on Sept. 11, and yet these douchebags still walk the earth. That’s the real tragedy.
C’mon, Al Qaeda. Get on the stick. If you need a map or directions to find these people, just leave a coded message here. I’ll know it when I see it.
spoofy mcgillicutty | October 3, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Pretty fuckin rough, that dick may have deserved the pummeling, but come on Danny, this manboy is gonna want some of those medical expenses paid for to be sure. Made for some great TV though, so Ill kick in five bucks if’n you need it.
Catherine | October 3, 2007 at 8:09 pm
i love how he adds the skanky pics of Adrianne Curry at the end
MK The Interlectual | October 3, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Did that Adrianna thing go to wherever the fcuk she was going wearing A BIKINI?
Bella | October 3, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Seriously, why the fuck woul you hump someone because you can’t captivate an audienc? He deservesto be tossed (he is the jackass on Survivor who pretended his grandmother died).
eXtasyStef | October 3, 2007 at 8:17 pm
#26, there’s nothing that can help her career.
And I’m with the Fish. Someone jumps on you like a moron, you flip them ass over teakettle and shrug. Works for me.
mmmmmmmmhm | October 3, 2007 at 8:42 pm
“love the way his flip flop falls off and he slowly gets up and walks off”
lmao
YouWish | October 3, 2007 at 8:58 pm
About damn time that someone broke that little nutsucker’s teeth out!
aury | October 3, 2007 at 9:11 pm
LMMFAO. niiice… XD
Nikk | October 3, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Ha, great. Freaking Fairplay is a douch. But you know he’ll sue now and try and make money off it. Fucking looser.
Nathan | October 3, 2007 at 9:29 pm
I wish we knew what he was gettin’ boo’d for!