oh and as for the belly button… he’s prolly deflatable… and the belly button is filled with wall spackle, Im sure of it…
Did it ever occur to ANY of you losers that maybe he has no belly button because GOD himself created him from nothing to be sheer, walking perfection on earth?!
Just kidding. (Giggles.)
Well EJ I think God needs to finish his nipples or something.
They look like pimples.
He looks better than most of the guys I know who are 20 to 30 years younger than him. No matter what he looks like someone would find a reason to make fun of him.
200 years ago they would drown at birth babies born with red hair,i believe this should have been done in his case
Mirror mirror on the wall, I don’t need you to tell me who’s ugliest of them all.
And don’t you know? Belly buttons don’t come on those material costume chests you buy at card & party.
He looks like his B.O. smells like chilli with too many onions.
Dude is pretty cut – maybe he’ll go the way of Joe Piscopo & Carrot Top & that will be the last we hear about him. If I looked that good in my 50’s, truly that would be a miracle.
He looks tremendously sunburned though … with a head like Mr. Mackey from South Park. And I won’t rehash the weirdness surrounding the lack of belly button. That’s been summarized enough here.
His body looks pretty good, aside from no belly button and no nipples. Too bad his face looks like the north end of a soutbound horse. His head is to big for his body too.
crack…it’s a helluva drug…
“One of these days Scott Baio is gonna show up to the Emmy Awards looking like a chupacabra and eating a live goat.”
He’s in terrific shape, and I’m sure he’s proud of it and all…but, uh, why is he showing up shirtless to an event? I’d understand if the paparazzi said, “Hey Danny, pose without your shirt for us! Pretty please?” But to just *show up* like that? Weird.
And what’s weirder, it’s not even like this is the first time he’s done this.
This is so very sad. He and Sienna should get together — they’ve got one complete outfit between the two of ’em.
As for the lack of belly button, I think it’s proof he was not born of woman. Which exmplains a lot.
I actually saw an episode or three of his show “breaking bonaduce” and that IS his body. He is a workout freak. He works out all the time.
Ladies and Gentlemen! May I please present the one and only 160lb definition of SHORT MAN’S DISEASE!!!!!
Does anyone know who the two sad loserchicks posing with him are? How desperate must they be to get their picture in the papers?
He should have eased on the suntanning.
I can hardly wait what the child stars of today come up with in 20 years or so :)
Don’t rag on the Deuce, man. He’s got more cojones than 10 guys.
Abd, I know! I’ve SEEN it uh them uhh man is it warm in here…
Does anyone know whether or not he got back together with his wife? Because I think she kicked him out at one point. This may be his way of saying, “Hey, Babe, your loss. Look what you’re missin’.” Which, ew, but maybe that explains it…
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