Danny Bonaduce is a freak of nature

February 1st, 2007 // 155 Comments
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Comments (155)

  1. leewhee | February 1, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    Looks like someone pasted his head on somebody else’s body—like one of those carnival photo booths.

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  2. tinbird_01 | February 1, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Ew!!! Jebus I’m going to have nightmares about his freaky ass nips. My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Binky | February 1, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    Do you ever get the feeling some of these former child stars have …hummm……..issues… ?

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  4. icess64 | February 1, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    where’s his belly button?

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  5. JamesPeach | February 1, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Say what you will but he’s cut and in pretty good shape.

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  6. Missgreen16 | February 1, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    What do you expect? He’s a ginger kid.

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  7. Ren | February 1, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    I knew he was an alien.
    No bellybutton = not of this world
    Someone call Tom Cruise!

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  8. Jenster | February 1, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    where IS his belly button?

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  9. Onenewshoe | February 1, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    Missing navel, maybe he’s an alien. What a mug! Scheeeze…

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  10. Marissa | February 1, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    I was just going to post, asking where his belly button was, but I see others have beaten me to the punch. Is that a medical condition that many people suffer from, or is it really just him defying the laws of nature and being a giant freak?

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  11. TJH | February 1, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    It’s called “post-mid-life crisis and I’m not really old because steroids have given me a new leash on life; just wait for the inevitable plastic surgery that will make me look like Carrot top!”

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  12. metaphor | February 1, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Who is he and why is he inflicting his body on my eyes?

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  13. RussianMafia | February 1, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    Looks like a gay escort poster.. discount gay escort agency

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  14. sid | February 1, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    I wanna thank him. I know I’ll never turn gay, now.

    These pics should be put together and turned into a poster to hang in churches:

    “Wanna have sex with another guy? Wanna go gay?”

    And just these pics.

    He’s still just a little guy. I’m a fat slob myself, but I’m intimidating because of my huge shoulders. He also doesn’t weigh anything.

    He could only kick the ass of another midget. For the rest of us, he’d threaten to infect us with HIV, just like a real hobo, which is why we give hobos our spare change.

    Fuck, what the hell is the matter with TV? Picking your own nose is more fun than watching this.

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  15. Dean | February 1, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    Seriously, where the hell is his belly button?

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  16. ToiletDuck | February 1, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Ugh….

    Danny Partridge semi-naked…after seeing this I would rather masturbate to Reuben Kinkaid…

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  17. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    Why do I just know that there is a strong presence of B.O. in that room.

    Nothing like an eternally sweaty and ‘roided up drug addict to make you break out the Fabreze.

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  18. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Fffft ffftt fffttt that’s the sound my Febreze 27 ouncer with built-in sprayer would be making in his wake if he came anywhere near my stuff.

    fFFFftt ffftt ffft

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  19. Ren | February 1, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    Can you Febreze human skin?
    Just a thought.

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  20. JessicaCha | February 1, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    ahhhh!!! WHY?!?! He does look kinda like a carnie… and an oompa loompa… and well, it just doesnt get any better from there, so Ill stop… I couldnt stand him back when he was on the Partridge Family and I still cant stand him…

    He looks like he belongs on some gay hairy man website… I want to stop, but its like a fatal car crash.. its so horrible, and you feel guilty for taking joy in it, but you cant turn away…

    ahhh!

    <3 Jessica

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  21. JessicaCha | February 1, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    oh and as for the belly button… he’s prolly deflatable… and the belly button is filled with wall spackle, Im sure of it…

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  22. EJ | February 1, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Did it ever occur to ANY of you losers that maybe he has no belly button because GOD himself created him from nothing to be sheer, walking perfection on earth?!

    Just kidding. (Giggles.)

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  23. Ren | February 1, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    Well EJ I think God needs to finish his nipples or something.
    They look like pimples.

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  24. CPR | February 1, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    He looks better than most of the guys I know who are 20 to 30 years younger than him. No matter what he looks like someone would find a reason to make fun of him.

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  25. crazyotto | February 1, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    200 years ago they would drown at birth babies born with red hair,i believe this should have been done in his case

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  26. Shadow*Walker | February 1, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    Mirror mirror on the wall, I don’t need you to tell me who’s ugliest of them all.

    And don’t you know? Belly buttons don’t come on those material costume chests you buy at card & party.

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  27. Spindoc | February 1, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    He looks like his B.O. smells like chilli with too many onions.

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  28. wedgeone | February 1, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Dude is pretty cut – maybe he’ll go the way of Joe Piscopo & Carrot Top & that will be the last we hear about him. If I looked that good in my 50′s, truly that would be a miracle.

    He looks tremendously sunburned though … with a head like Mr. Mackey from South Park. And I won’t rehash the weirdness surrounding the lack of belly button. That’s been summarized enough here.

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  29. pumpkinpye | February 1, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    His body looks pretty good, aside from no belly button and no nipples. Too bad his face looks like the north end of a soutbound horse. His head is to big for his body too.

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  30. fame is funny | February 1, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    crack…it’s a helluva drug…

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  31. reet | February 1, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    “One of these days Scott Baio is gonna show up to the Emmy Awards looking like a chupacabra and eating a live goat.”

    still LMFAO!

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  32. Flush it all away | February 1, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    He’s in terrific shape, and I’m sure he’s proud of it and all…but, uh, why is he showing up shirtless to an event? I’d understand if the paparazzi said, “Hey Danny, pose without your shirt for us! Pretty please?” But to just *show up* like that? Weird.

    And what’s weirder, it’s not even like this is the first time he’s done this.
    http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/30/danny-bonaduce-trick-or-treat/

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  33. 4DPants | February 1, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    This is so very sad. He and Sienna should get together — they’ve got one complete outfit between the two of ‘em.

    As for the lack of belly button, I think it’s proof he was not born of woman. Which exmplains a lot.

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  34. Pointandlaugh | February 1, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    I actually saw an episode or three of his show “breaking bonaduce” and that IS his body. He is a workout freak. He works out all the time.

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  35. Alex | February 1, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen! May I please present the one and only 160lb definition of SHORT MAN’S DISEASE!!!!!

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  36. 4DPants | February 1, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    Does anyone know who the two sad loserchicks posing with him are? How desperate must they be to get their picture in the papers?

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  37. Milla | February 1, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    He should have eased on the suntanning.

    I can hardly wait what the child stars of today come up with in 20 years or so :)

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  38. MrSemprini | February 1, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    Don’t rag on the Deuce, man. He’s got more cojones than 10 guys.

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  39. MrSemprini | February 1, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Abd, I know! I’ve SEEN it uh them uhh man is it warm in here…

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  40. 4DPants | February 1, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Does anyone know whether or not he got back together with his wife? Because I think she kicked him out at one point. This may be his way of saying, “Hey, Babe, your loss. Look what you’re missin’.” Which, ew, but maybe that explains it…

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  41. pookiedoo | February 1, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    He looks like a f***ing leprechaun. A gay leprechaun, anyway.

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  42. pookiedoo | February 1, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Although, on second thought, I think that Satan himself may look just like this. Either way, he’s pretty damned freaky.

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  43. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Anyone who’s seen his show knows this midget is fucked up. The only who surpasses him is Tom Sizemore, who’s an even sicker drug addicted motherfucker.

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  44. Paris_is_a_piece_of_shit | February 1, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    dude is fucking cut. make fun of him if you want, but know he could kick your ass in a fraction of a second. he studied martial arts under chuck norris for like 20 years and he’s a 2 time world karate champ. yeah…that’s right, you heard me….fucking chuck norris.

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  45. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Well make that one REALLY cut fucked up midget.

    And I’m shaking in my boots.

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  46. 4DPants | February 1, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    OK, so he works out and studies martial arts. I don’t care! YOU DON’T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC WITHOUT A SHIRT ON. Unless you’re white trash. Or insane. Or insane white trash.

    Hey, Brit…?

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  47. HollyJ | February 1, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    If you’re working out and want to show off your physique, just get one of those super-gay overly tight T-shirts to wear; don’t just show up naked.

    NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A PERSON WITH RED PUBES TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES> EWWWW

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  48. Kate&Tina | February 1, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    Who the hell is this guy ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? i hate redheads :(

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  49. thesarahficial | February 1, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    why are his nipples mutating and why no bellybutton? huh???

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  50. Kate&Tina | February 1, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    He he – the second pic looks so funny – it so looks like his head doesn’t belong to the body! Looks like it got stuck on their like when you fuck round with magazine pics!!!!! HE HE HE HE so funny :)

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