Posted by Photo Boy
Danny DeVito has only gotten his own post once before and that was for being shit-hammered on live TV. Since we’re firm believers in one good turn deserves another (and yes, I’m absolutely positive I’m using that idiom incorrectly), here’s Danny getting honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame without even an ounce of denial that his BAC is nearly fatal. I don’t know what other reason there could be for publicly grabbing your dick or inexplicably removing one shoe, unless you’re just basking in the warm afterglow of humping your public landmark. Whatever his reasons, Mr. DeVito gets a salute from us and will now hold an even more special place in our hearts than he already did for almost being a midget.