Kylie Minogue’s sister, Dannii Minogue, was caught at the London club Puss In Boots with a naked lapdancer. There’s a CCTV security video of the entire event, and it features Dannii breaking the ‘no touch’ policy and getting totally lesbian with her.
Another astonished punter told us: “Dannii was having the time of her life and didn’t care who saw. She wasn’t in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor.
“I can’t believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere-I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy.”
The gob-smacking video footage obtained by the News of the World clearly shows 34-year-old Dannii: RELISHING simulated sex romps with dancer Jupiter, SNOGGING with her passionately, THRUSTING her face into her boobs and FONDLING the performer’s curves.
I don’t know about you, but my draw dropped to the floor when I read this. My jaw literally unhinged and my tongue rolled out onto the floor. Like in a cartoon.
Evangelia | February 9, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Who gives a fuckk about Dannii? Not mee.
Jayne | February 9, 2006 at 9:42 pm
Jupiter?
get a better fucking name.
xAgonyxScenex | February 9, 2006 at 9:51 pm
WELL WHERES THE DAMN VIDEO!! haha
LaydeeBug | February 9, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Proves what I’ve always thought…..Nobody gives a rats culo about Dannii Minogue. The only thing I know about her is a line from Absolutely Fabulous where Patsy says “Well, Dannii Minogue tried her best, but……” and she shrugs her shoulder in disinterest. That said it all for me.
Aussie trash trying desperately to fit in with their horse-faces. Wiiilbuuuurrr!
HollyJ | February 9, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Yeah, …but did she, during “You Can Leave Your Hat On,” bend the stripper over like a prison receiver and put on a vet’s shoulder-high-length glove, then wield a plantain on the stripper’s love fissure while assaulting the stripper’s jewelry-decorated anal sphincter with no less than four fingers at once?
I mean, just generally speaking… Hypothetically…
Shaun | February 9, 2006 at 10:23 pm
Hahaha – Those first 5 comments are great. All of you must have had a long day at work. Excellent. Thanks for the laugh.
She does look kind of like a man woman though.
BEAM | February 9, 2006 at 10:33 pm
If Dannii is smart she staged the whole thing in hopes that her country’s media would report it, you know, whatever country that is.
Fatty Boom-Batty | February 9, 2006 at 11:10 pm
The obvious joke goes like this…
Hey Dannii, it looks as if Jupiter is trying for Uranus!
fluku | February 9, 2006 at 11:27 pm
the stripper said it was a pity fukc.
…she didnt have the heart to take her last dime.
Binky | February 9, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Well it’s always hard to follow a ‘Uranus’ joke.
But Fatty Boom-Batty – it’s good to finally see what some of the commenters on this site look like. It’s about time some of the others came clean.
I assume they’re all hotter than supermodels from their comments and ‘advice’.
(Nice long underwear? )
Binky | February 9, 2006 at 11:39 pm
PS ‘Batty-Man’ – I hope you’ll get together again with Kevin Frost and I enjoyed your treatise ‘why I’d like to hump a can of blueberries’
Binky | February 9, 2006 at 11:46 pm
…but then again…
(Superficial guy – what’s the target market for all these ads. You’ve got quite the spectrum)
hafaball | February 10, 2006 at 12:09 am
I care about Dannii…now! What a bitch, spelling her name with two i’s but the Lesbian sex thing is nice, quite..quite nice.
amma | February 10, 2006 at 1:13 am
…#8 comment–you rock! Oh gawd it was soooo slow at work! At least now, if I ever become a wanna be…actress? Singer? Whatever…I know how to get some press. F! My city is full of stip clubs…and when I think of all the time I’ve frittered away being earnest.
The Superficial, and Danni…i…have made it all so clear;)
Astro | February 10, 2006 at 1:20 am
What’s with the Aussie bashing?! Horse faces! … ?
ProtonMan | February 10, 2006 at 1:32 am
As they say on Jerry Springer…”we love lesbians, we love lesbians, we love lesbians…” Do you think she is trying to get onto his show too? Beat Kylie to something for once?
fluku | February 10, 2006 at 1:38 am
my eyes say maybe but my dong says no thanks.
Tracy | February 10, 2006 at 5:35 am
Hey Fatty- I have the same outfit! I wear it bar-hopping.
Binky | February 10, 2006 at 6:58 am
(Sorry I got a bit off topic there. I wasn’t familiar with these ‘MySpace sites’ and sometimes I don’t seem to shut up!)
Ah yes the black&white reality flics – some of my fav times involve a big bowl of popcorn watching security video. Well that, and long walks on the beach of course.
Whatup | February 10, 2006 at 8:31 am
Hot Damn! What is Paris going to do to steal back the spotlight? Orgy at the Zoo maybe? Dannii Minogue is Hot, look her up on google some great pic’s out there! Now where was I…ah that’s it.
Mr. Fritz | February 10, 2006 at 9:05 am
I totally agree with LadydeeBug’s comment (#4). The Minogue sisters have horse faces and are Auzzie trash. Sure, they have nice figures, but you need to put a bag over their faces. Still, it’s all the same in the dark.
SL500gt | February 10, 2006 at 9:20 am
Well, at least get the movie if you’re gonna tease. >.>
SoupaSarah | February 10, 2006 at 9:23 am
Dannii is the uglier, untalented one.
Kylie is an icon, however!!
PS why is everyone so shocked at lesbianism, be honest, you all wack off to it, so what if a celeb likes to get down and dirty with the girls!! lol. i put it to you that there are many many many more gay celebrities than straight ones!!
Look at Tom Cruise
playahater101 | February 10, 2006 at 9:47 am
Uh, am I the only one who has no clue who these 2 are? Can someone help me out here and tell me who they are and why we care?
spanky | February 10, 2006 at 9:50 am
Some more NSFW pics. Enjoy kids
http://info.break.com/static/break/html/danniminogue.html
Spindoc | February 10, 2006 at 10:52 am
Dani has had so much plastic surgery it is insane. I would LOVE it if one of you sleuths could find a nice before/after on her. You really won’t believe it, the girl has had every procedure done except maybe having her anus bleached.
LaydeeBug | February 10, 2006 at 10:56 am
Um, Astro,…they ARE Australian, and they HAVE horse faces, at the very least, horse teeth. What’s your point? (Scratches head, confused)
But, I have to admit, horsey or not, there is something really erotic about a girl doing another girl. I’d much rather watch girl-girl porn than girl-guy porn.
LaydeeBug | February 10, 2006 at 11:00 am
OK, here is one of Dannii Minogue.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004980.html
playahater101 | February 10, 2006 at 11:38 am
I agree LayDeeBug. I’d rather watch girl-girl porn, too. Much sexier.
Monkey | February 10, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Giggety.
MystressJade | February 10, 2006 at 12:20 pm
LaydeeBug, I would rather DO girl-girl porn than just watch it..
LaydeeBug | February 10, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Saaay, when did Quagmire enter the room? Get ova here ya big jawed pervert (gives big smooch)
Ohhh MistressJade, are you flirting with me? (bats eyelashes)
Mr. Fritz | February 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Hey #28, LaydeeBug, I just saw the link and she went from average horse face to a tranny that resembles some Asian porn cartoon character. I guess she saw too many of her sister’s concerts and enjoys looking like one of the backup dancers.
LaydeeBug | February 10, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Say Fritz, isn’t it funny how once they do surgery, they age like 10 years in an instant? It says she’s like 32 or 34. I guess doing surgery to look older is the new thing. You know, like a new dance craze. Let’s Froog everyone!
Spindoc | February 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Ladeebug, Wow, nice find, thats what I’m talking about, she has become a robotic tranny looking nightmare.
LaydeeBug | February 10, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Hey, no prob. Always willing to do my part to help humankind.
Unlike that whore Britney Spears (I’m soooo mad right now!!!!!)
Kelly | February 10, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Would have been hotter if it was Demi Moore.
MystressJade | February 10, 2006 at 4:00 pm
LaydeeBug…of course I am…. *wink*
Mr. Fritz | February 10, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Yes LadydeeBug, it is amazing how worse they look after surgery. I have a theory, everyone in Hollywood is going through a fast paced evolution. The “Celebrities” are turning into mannequins and will take over the world soon. The rest of us should hide in our bunkers, blog on “Superficial”, and crap on everyone.
HughJorganthethird | February 10, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Well I can’t find anything negative to say about this article. Other than this post:
“Would have been hotter if it was Demi Moore.”
Demi Moore? Get your head out of the glue bag son, life is too short.
velvet_morning | February 11, 2006 at 7:33 am
The before picture of her on awfulplasticsurgery ISNT actually before all of her surgery. She’s definitely had some in that picture.
Here’s one that really is before any surgery.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/650000/images/_654936_dannii_150.jpg
ESQ | February 11, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Wow, no real news here. This happens in just about ANY strip club in the world. Danni happens to the sister of Kylie, and she is hott!
Comment #2 – Seriously, she could not come up with a better name?
jka | February 12, 2006 at 7:14 pm
MrFritz and LaydeeBug: You’re so right. Do these women not notice how much older and tranny-like plastic surgery makes them look? Say what you will about Sharon Stone (plenty to be said), but when she had work done on her face before the original Basic Instinct, it was subtle, and it did make her even more beautiful.
It’s one thing to have plastic surgery to correct a specific flaw (whether real or perceived), but now all these women in Hollywood (plus Axl Rose and Ryan Seacrest) are having their entire faces rearranged. The fake orange tan craze is a similar phenomenon – it’s utterly fug, but they have convinced themselves and each other that it looks good. It’s like the emperor’s new clothes.
julian mcmahon | February 13, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Danni is an absolute joke. Not only was she a dud root, she’s a racist superficial plastic media puppet who has no identity. She has wasted all the hard earned from sis and accomplished NOTHING.Two words I have for her LOSER BITCH.
slinkhard | February 14, 2006 at 3:56 am
She’s a racist, 44?
juego de casino | July 3, 2007 at 12:26 am
anybody has youtube video so I can see it?