Danielle Staub Sex Tape Stills. Whee.

June 9th, 2010 // 40 Comments

TMZ has acquired stills from Danielle Staub’s sex tape (above) because at this point, everyone knows that’s the next step in the playbook:

1. Announce there’s a sex tape coming out.
2. Leak stills the next day.
3. Feign embarrassment on an “extra special” episode of your reality show.
4. Cash check from porn company.
5. Never really die because you never had a soul to begin with. *cough*KimandKendra*cough*

As of this post, there’s unfortunately no uncensored versions of these stills, but if you’re honestly clamoring to see a middle-aged Jersey woman’s weird fake tits, just follow Snooki around for a day. I guarantee it’ll be the same experience once you get past the pickle smell and constant droid thievery. “Utinni!”

Photos: TMZ/DanielleStaubRaw.com
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  1. Sport

    so some skanky middle aged whore is taking pics of HERSELF and we are calling it a sex tape?

    Desperate. Disgusting.

  2. Frank

    MILF she is not. This is what happens when a leathery toad ODs on estrogen shots.

  3. cc

    If I said ‘She isn’t as revolting as I expected.’ is that a backhanded compliment?

  4. Randal

    If I was into women and did her, would it be considered beastiality?

    Randal

  5. Sibila

    She is starving for attention. She acts crazy but she’s pathetic, and not in a mean way, either. I really feel sorry for her and her children. She wants friends so bad and she just wants to be loved.

    Her daughter Christine will be a great supermodel. Those girls are beautiful. Danielle could be beautiful too as long as she realizes it is what is on the inside that counts as much as the outside. Work on the inside, Danielle.

  6. anonymus

    who the fuck is this ugly bitch with the fake tits?

  7. danielle155

    Are we really surprised of a danielle staub sex tape

    http://www.danielle-staub-sex-tape.net/

  8. mfbinc

    where’s the sex?

  9. Capt/ Fancypants

    If you wants to see some uncensored of this old lady…

    Go to fleshbot..

    http://fleshbot.com/5559469/exclusive-stills-from-the-danielle-staub-sex-tape/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i

    remember kids, you can’t unseen it!

  10. Tom C.

    Is there any kind of fund I can give to that will make this kind of horror go away.
    I still have $60.00 left from the cash Father o Donavan”s parish gave to me, that I will gladly give to Mr. Superficial if he or she deletes this post or any other mention of this sad, sad lady for the next two weeks.

  11. haspus

    boo for the change.
    just makes it look cheaper.

  12. victory

    so are the originals with stars or are you not upping NSFW photos anymore? Or is it a defect of the new site design?

  13. Douche

    New Design FIRST!

  14. Sil Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    What trash! She worries about what people think of her??? Give me a break. She is a psycho. Wish I could buy her for what I think she’s worth and sell her for what she thinks she’s worth.

  15. Spungehead
    Commented on this photo:

    Frankenho’…………….

    Hmm……the uncensored images seem to be missing.

  16. Weed
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF !!

    Can’t see the Nipples !

    Remove the stars fa.gg.ot

  17. XXOX

    hey can u guys make it so that when u click on a photo in the photo gallery it show the original large sized photo rather than showing the next photo…i hate to hit show original in the bottom every time thx

  18. XXOX

    hey can u guys make it so that when u click on an image in the gallery it doesnt show the next pic…make it so that it show the large original pic..i hate to hit SHOW ORIGINAL in the bottom every goddamn time thx guys…othere than that its super sweet

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    She just looks like that sex scene with a real doll I saw, the header was “real doll is getting it hard”. Like someone has been using her for like 15 years already.

  20. Ikeike
    Commented on this photo:

    cant get the stars to go away :(

  21. Commented on this photo:

    I agree with weed. If I’m gonna look at a topless old lady, the least you can do is show me the nipples.

  22. RichPort
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice to see Fish stepping into 2003…

  23. Voltage
    Commented on this photo:

    No nipples? I’m un-bookmarking you.

  24. Double_L
    Commented on this photo:

    Fist!!

    oh, i mean First!

  25. Sara
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think those are his stars, guys.

  26. Pahlavi

    Nice tits…

  27. WTF_Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Umm.. is their a bug on the “improved” superficial web site, clicking through the stars doesn’t work anymore.

  28. J-BO
    Commented on this photo:

    Stars wont go away!…this tramp wont go away either…but right now ..get some attention on her fun bags.

  29. Fati87

    Why exactly am I seeing an ugly OLD whore with plastic boobs? Have I offended you somehow, SW?

  30. Hello
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope this sex tape has someone else in it, besides this narcissistic old hag playing with herself and the camera.

  31. captain america

    “Funniest Home Videos”?
    …………………………………………………………………………….sort of.

  32. davebutter

    Hustler tells media it is all set to distribute a 75 minute tape, featuring Jersey’s most hated Housewife Danielle Staub – and mother of two — in a naked romp with a mystery man.

    A rep from Hustler tells us the tape was shot last September — several months after 47-year old Staub first appeared on the Bravo reality show. The tape is set to be released on June 14.

    http://www.daniellestaubsextaperaw.com/

  33. davebutter

    Hustler http://www.daniellestaubsextaperaw.com/
    tells media it is all set to distribute a 75 minute tape, featuring Jersey’s most hated Housewife Danielle Staub – and mother of two — in a naked romp with a mystery man.

    A rep from Hustler tells us the tape was shot last September — several months after 47-year old Staub first appeared on the Bravo reality show. The tape is set to be released on June 14.

    http://www.daniellestaubsextaperaw.com/

  34. Ella

    She’s an UGLY, whore. I don’t even know why she is on this tv show. I can’t stand her. She makes me throw up! She’s DISGUISTING!

  35. Ella

    She’s such a liar too! She causes too much drama. She just wants attention. She’s a full like Caroline has said. All I have to say is that, SHE’S A BIG, UGLY FAKE SLUT!!

  36. magic
    Commented on this photo:

    So show it already before everyone gets tired of waiting

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