TMZ has acquired stills from Danielle Staub’s sex tape (above) because at this point, everyone knows that’s the next step in the playbook:
1. Announce there’s a sex tape coming out.
2. Leak stills the next day.
3. Feign embarrassment on an “extra special” episode of your reality show.
4. Cash check from porn company.
5. Never really die because you never had a soul to begin with. *cough*KimandKendra*cough*
As of this post, there’s unfortunately no uncensored versions of these stills, but if you’re honestly clamoring to see a middle-aged Jersey woman’s weird fake tits, just follow Snooki around for a day. I guarantee it’ll be the same experience once you get past the pickle smell and constant droid thievery. “Utinni!”
Photos: TMZ/DanielleStaubRaw.com
Mark B | June 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Utinni was the Jawas, not Ewoks
Luc Picard | June 14, 2010 at 7:22 pm
You all must be a buncha yougins because this woman is hot!
Source: DanielleStaubSexTape.net
Second | June 9, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Second.
And is it a sex tape if you are taking bathroom pics?
natalie | June 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Still has stars but I’m not sure I really want to see what’s under there anyway.
jambo | June 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm
i guess the stars don’t go away?
not that i have a cougar fetish or anything…
Jennifer | June 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Ewwwwww!
cmyk | June 9, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I must confess, I kept clicking on the pics to make the stars go away — I have a passing interest in the aging process of silicone. And then it hit me: the superficial writer didn’t put those stars there.
At least Kendra’s spoilers showed actual naughtiness. This is just lame.
Chico | June 9, 2010 at 12:12 pm
I’d love to give the old slut a try. She looks like she can handle my big one.
Chico | June 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Oh yea remove the stars, i want to see what this milf is packing.
Bro Namath | June 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Did Danny Provenzano help her direct this?
SHADE | June 9, 2010 at 12:23 pm
When the uncensored stills are available, please make sure to post them.
shankyouverymuch | June 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Stars or no stars- REALLY gross … what a disgusting old pig …it’s OVER baby you’re not 24 anymore :O(
Shawn_solo | June 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Sex can be a natural and zesty enterprise!
HackSaw | June 9, 2010 at 12:29 pm
No clam shot?
ROUGH is never having to say you're sorry! | June 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
If want to see tities Ill station one post down. No staubs no business…Any one took an economics class over there?
Jimbo | June 9, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Bastards, get rid of the stars….
FrankNfrtr | June 9, 2010 at 12:39 pm
People who appear in “reality” shows are NOT celebrities.
They are desperate, shameless, talentless fame whores.
Why post this crap? Whoever she is, she ain’t even pretty.
TheMoMo | June 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Those are some very odd implants.
Deacon Jones | June 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm
(Chester Cheeta sitting on shoulder)
“Put her in her place, Deacon. YeS.”
stupidass | June 9, 2010 at 12:58 pm
seeing this unknown soccer mom’s fake, gross plastic bags are about 1 step above the morbid curiosity of seeing angela lansbury topless.
dude | June 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm
I’m older than her and I wouldn’t do her. Ever. Ewwww.
Matrim | June 9, 2010 at 1:03 pm
@ 19> Hey, don’t knock Lansbury. Did you ever see her when she was in her 20s? Fucking smoking!
bar room hero | June 9, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Who is this bitch? She looks like the crypt keeper with bolt-ons.
slag.
GeneralEmergency | June 9, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Boy…did Andy Warhol have it wrong or what?
He should have said:
“In the future, everyone will be selling 15 minute sex tapes.”
Pussy Galore | June 10, 2010 at 12:49 am
Ha! So true!!
ROUGH is never having to say you're sorry! | June 9, 2010 at 1:26 pm
You’re moving fast today Fish. I meant one post down to the ever annoying but ideal of a the sweetest playground in show biz.
lerxt | June 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Okay, now I’m really grossed out…
Jen | June 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
is it bad that im really curious what her vagina looks like?
Asher | June 15, 2010 at 12:16 am
No Jen that’s hot I wanna see what it looks like too we can watch it together.
ROUGH is never having to say you're sorry! | June 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
You’re moving fast today Fish. I meant one post down to the ever annoying but ideal of the sweetest playground in show biz KP…
Richport's Ghost | June 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm
What a fucking self-absorbed cunt.
This cunt was charged with 8 felonies, worked as a prostitute, had a huge cocaine problem, engaged in extortion and dealt drugs.
What a fucking shitbag. Now this 48-year-old leathery hag embarasses the fuck out of her 2 daughters to earn a quick buck.
Did I mention she’s a cunt?
Stephen Hawking | June 9, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Fish is leaving the stars on and I’m glad.
If I want to see beef jerky nipples that look
like they’re made of leather then I’ll look at
a real celebrity cougar/milf.
Anonymou | June 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
@28 U actually know who this is? LOL
I don’t give a f*ck. I didn’t even click to get rid of the stars. She’s ugly as hell.
pimp | June 9, 2010 at 2:12 pm
below average bitch with fake tits…this society is absolutely fucked…
sam | June 9, 2010 at 2:13 pm
This is why private movies should stay PRIVATE.
Mcfeely Smackup | June 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Why would I want to see a grandmother’s sex tape? Now I’m stuck with the taste of vomit in my mouth.
mancuso | June 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Her nips look like giant fluorescent red stars.
Still looks better than The LowHan, though…
RasputinsLiver | June 9, 2010 at 3:06 pm
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And….she is….WHO?
And I should care…….WHY?
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HLM | June 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Is most of this “sex tape” her in front of a mirror with the video camera?
PS: Nice to see the Star Wars Nerd Brigade stepping in to edit this story.
havoc | June 9, 2010 at 4:01 pm
I don’t care if that snapper is gold plated, the rat-face would seriously stop me in my tracks……
.
Heavy Street | June 9, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Transvestites need love too. So back off Superficial.
bitch PLEASE | June 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Why the hell would Fish put pics of a naked wrinkled up old Gerbil with stars on it’s chest, on here??????
steve | June 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Trailers up http://www.daniellestaubraw.com/danielle-staub-sextape.php?s=55&p=2&w=432316&t=0&c=0
Iloveheidi | June 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I’m thinking about her two girls, they seem down to earth but one can only see your mother and guardian act in that way for two long. I actually watched some of the stuff that Dnielle said on the show, about being adopted, sexually abused, looking like a modelesque, 20 year old at only 14, running away to another continent, being abandoned by 30 year old boyfriend, stripping for money to get back home, etc. She’s never really been a child – but never really grown up. Sad but she’s the only nice person on Real House Wives Of New Jersey. I hope she gets help!
Cam | June 9, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Skeletor…? Is that you?
BFD | June 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm
and this just in… a middle-aged woman nobody heard of, has a sex tape.
Seriously, who cares.
Jack Mefhoff | June 9, 2010 at 6:16 pm
I would coat her colon with my man juice.
n | June 9, 2010 at 6:28 pm
pic#2: Wonk-boobs +30 years…
Sport | June 9, 2010 at 7:19 pm
so some skanky middle aged whore is taking pics of HERSELF and we are calling it a sex tape?
Desperate. Disgusting.
Frank | June 9, 2010 at 9:09 pm
MILF she is not. This is what happens when a leathery toad ODs on estrogen shots.
cc | June 9, 2010 at 9:19 pm
If I said ‘She isn’t as revolting as I expected.’ is that a backhanded compliment?
Randal | June 9, 2010 at 9:26 pm
If I was into women and did her, would it be considered beastiality?
Randal
Sibila | June 9, 2010 at 9:36 pm
She is starving for attention. She acts crazy but she’s pathetic, and not in a mean way, either. I really feel sorry for her and her children. She wants friends so bad and she just wants to be loved.
Her daughter Christine will be a great supermodel. Those girls are beautiful. Danielle could be beautiful too as long as she realizes it is what is on the inside that counts as much as the outside. Work on the inside, Danielle.