Danielle Lloyd proves the British have true grasp on meaning of Christmas

December 23rd, 2008 // 74 Comments

Anyone else think Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd has the face of a retarded Drew Barrymore? Redundant, I know, and also a trick question. Danielle Lloyd doesn’t even have a face. Ha! Can’t believe you fell for that.

Photos: The Sun

  1. Nive

    Terribly sorry but not all british have the same ethics and christmas spirit as Danielle Lloyd, so it would be rather nice to stop generalising. A fame-whore does NOT represent a whole country. Many thanks.

  2. Further evidence of the continuing decline of the British empire.

  3. Pathetic Worm

    I just had a White Christmas in my pants.

    (Looking at the Winehouse beach pics)

  4. Drunkman

    What’s with all this hatin?? Nobody, British, American, or otherwise likes this chick for her personality.

  5. Mini Cantrell

    Is this my Festivus gift? I just got a new pole!!!

  6. F-Obama

    Now I know what I want for Christmas.. and the rest of her life.. well, until she gets old.

  7. That’s pretty hot. But, have you seen the Vanity Fare photoshoot of the “real” Mrs. Claus? http://www.northernexposuregossip.com/2008/12/15/mrsclaus-steamy-photoshoot-photoshopped/

  8. Shalom Bitches

    Now we need some Hanukah hoes…

  9. Her ass is great.

  10. kent

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  11. andi

    she’s pretty smokin’. but her face….i want to cry?

  12. Doobage

    She is a billion times hotter than Drew Barrymore has or could ever be. Drew has the worst body. This chick is better looking than 99% of the men on here could ever get.

  13. trd

    Nice body but ugly face,

  14. bitingontinfoil

    Oy! Can’t wait to see her 40 year old Jocelyn Winestein (sp?) desperate plastic face at…a desperately old…**35!!!**.

    That being said…nice ass.

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  17. Damn, that is one fine piece of ass ( in spite of the face ). No, wait, … I’m gay. Fuck.

  18. Chuck Farley

    Fish and the rest of you muppets, when will you learn? Danielle Lloyd is a RACIST IMBECILE, and doesn’t deserve the attention

    If brains were money she wouldn’t have enough for a cup of coffee.

    This is a woman who said of an Indian actress that she should “fuck off home” when appearing on Celebrity Big Brother. Please stop posting pictrues of this twat, no matter how big her tits may be.

    Good line about a retarded Drew Barrymore, though. They should both fuck off and die.

    Oh, and @ 26/franco: have you taken a good look at American ‘broads’ lately? They’re either anorexic or beached whales, nothing in between. Get over yourself, cunt.

  19. S

    Doesn’t Drew Barrymore have the retarded face of Drew Barrymore? This chick is hot, a definite 8 (airbrushing counts). If she has a cokney (spelling?) accent I’d bump her up to a 9 (10′s are reserved for women who convince my wife to have a three some).

  20. joan

    id like to see the chickdowntown.com girls in that bikini they are the hot hot hot

  21. id like to see the chickdowntown.com girls in that bikini they are the hot hot hot

  22. id like to see the chickdowntown.com girls making out in that bikini wow!!!!!!!

  23. Joejam2845

    It’s amazing how so many women aren’t shy about showing off their Fake Tittys!

  24. Drew Barrymore over a billion times hotter it is, or ever can be. Bad body draw. This girl better looking than 99% of men here ever could find.

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