Danielle Lloyd proves the British have true grasp on meaning of Christmas

December 23rd, 2008 // 74 Comments

Anyone else think Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd has the face of a retarded Drew Barrymore? Redundant, I know, and also a trick question. Danielle Lloyd doesn’t even have a face. Ha! Can’t believe you fell for that.

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Comments (74)

  1. wtf | December 23, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    first and wow

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  2. wtf | December 23, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    first and wow

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  3. Toit | December 23, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Nice boobs, nice legs…what’s with the mud flaps? Girl’s got flabby saggy ass!

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  4. dork | December 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    That’s what I want under my Christmas Tree! Thanks Fat Guy!

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  5. ipa | December 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    how disgusting, objectifying herself for men. stupid wonk’boobed whore. go away.

    ps: pancake ass

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  6. pedro | December 23, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    que ricas nalgas y una tetas como para chuparle los pezones…

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  7. Randal | December 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Fish,

    Once again you have proven that The Superficial has risen above the norm and will post truly remarkable examples of feminine beauty. Danielle Lloyd, while beautiful and busty, is a treat that all of your visitors have come to expect from such a wonderful site.

    Now, if you could also post equally masculine and hairy bears in equally scantilly clad attire, my pants would surely get tighter and I would have to run and relieve the pressure.

    Something to think about as we enter 2009. The best to you and yours.

    Randal

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  8. Cash | December 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Her face is ugly as crap, but the rest of her is smokin’. Why must you give us such paradoxes Lord, why?

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  9. mimi | December 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Yummy, another rack to motorboat. Brrrrrrrrr

    Pray for me as I rub another one out.

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  10. Parker | December 23, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    who cares what her face looks like? You only have to look at the back of her head if you’ve got her bent over a table for a buttfucking. I would douche her pooper with my weiner any day.

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  11. spamfighter | December 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    3: Those are known as female buttocks. Look into them sometime, when you can tear yourself away from the little boys you obviously cherish

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  12. supersex | December 23, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    the only thing wrong with this bitch is her ankles are to thick everything else is fine as hell, i’d fuck her in very hole she’s got!!

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  13. WTF??????????????????????????????????????????????????? | December 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Seriously I rip these tards apart just like the rest of you and I have a preference for super leanness and I hate implants, but how in the fuck is that ass saggy or pancackey? I don’t see that at all. She’s trashy for sure, the face is meh but her ass is perfectly nice.

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  14. mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    HO HO HO

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  15. merry fuckmas | December 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Those are the cankliest cankles ever, the rest is pretty good for a porn star. I mean she’s a porn star right? Because what in the fuck else could she possibly be? What other talent could a girl like this have, she’s basically just a breathing bag of dick holes.

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  16. Kelley | December 23, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    She is also proving that she’s got big, fake, plastic tits … very attractive – NOT.

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  17. mankey | December 23, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    She’s got shit for brains. if you screwed her, you’d probably end up with an IQ of 40 like her.

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  18. Frank | December 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Is that a herpe sore on her lower lip?

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  19. Sign Guy | December 23, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    I wish my girlfriend looked that good.

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  20. Deacon Jones | December 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    This woamn has one purpose – great conversation.

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  21. EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 23, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Forget the fake boobs, or her face looks different in every pic,,,The only thing that count here is she up for a game of Dirty Santa…

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  22. Nugaloopagus | December 23, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    God bless America…er uh the Uk I mean *sniff*

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  23. Obama Bootlip | December 23, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUM!

    DEM WHITE WIIIIMMMMMMMMMIIINNNZZZZ IZ FYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNE!

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  24. tc | December 23, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    There really is only one thing I can think that this girl could be good for.

    if I found here in my Christmas stocking, I would fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her then kill her and dump her body out to sea.

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  25. Sheva | December 23, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    What a great figure. The fake breasts are so unnecessary and really unfortunate here.

    Why?

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  26. franko | December 23, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    These fat english broads are swapping treadmills for photoshop. Try working out. No more plz.

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  27. lindary | December 23, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  28. Dan | December 23, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Second hottest girl in the world :D

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  29. Stozzel | December 23, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Pretty sure Drew Barrymore has the face of a retarded Drew Barrymore

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  30. hollywood_hillbilly | December 23, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Douchie, that is the douchiest name yet!

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  31. Britsarebest | December 23, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    You septics are just a bunch of disgusting pigs!

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  32. chickdowntown | December 23, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Looks cold there. They should have just hung the ornaments from her nipples so she could free up her hands for other things. And, who the hell is Drew Barrymore? Why would anyone even bring her up?

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  33. Fati | December 23, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    fantastic boobs. i’d go lesbian with her.

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  34. Bill Clinton | December 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    hmmm…interesting looking! looks like she is literally holding up her breasts in the first pic…they do not even look like they are attached to her….fails to arouse me :(

    Bill

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  35. T | December 23, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    20. Deacon Jones- best comment so far

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  36. FRITO BANDITO | December 23, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    Like any of you that are picking at flaws that obviously are not there can get anything finer than this! I bet all you straight guys would seriously love to have this in bed with you. Now go on and continue to self gratify yourself.

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  37. Fernanado Narcos | December 23, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with the British?
    This is their idea of a beauty queen?
    She looks like she was born with a cleft palate
    and had it repaired by Sweeney Todd.

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  38. dianawork | December 23, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    let’s be fair, her face is pretty and so is her body except that those implants look ridiculous and obviously fake. if you don’t have boobs as most girls of English Descent have small chest proportional to their body…get implants if you have 2 but please get reasonable sized ones

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  39. gerard Vandenberg | December 23, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    NO “PROTEST” FROM THIS SIDE, folks!!

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  40. Cecilia | December 24, 2008 at 12:05 am

    She is very beautiful, but that first picture of her is just so unflattering concerning her fake boobs. They look so unnatural! Just doesn’t look right….

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  41. friendlyfires | December 24, 2008 at 12:49 am

    Here’s why I hate, HATE, H-A-T-E, FAKE BOOBAGE!
    I’m a breeder, and if you don’t have real big milk glands to slake the thirst and hunger of a litter of young ‘uns, whut gud ‘r’ ya’, hmmf?
    Might as well buy a blow up doll and fill it full of warm silicon. Oh, and a hot apple pie to go please.

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  42. jeezey mic jeezr | December 24, 2008 at 12:58 am

    I’d fuck her, I think her face is alright those bolt on titties are nasty though

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  43. Cartman | December 24, 2008 at 2:21 am

    She is loverly.

    And only fags complain about fake tits.

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  44. Nikky Raney | December 24, 2008 at 3:27 am

    I thought this actually was Drew Barrymore.

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  45. Nikky Raney | December 24, 2008 at 3:28 am

    I thought she was Drew Barrymore.

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  46. Nikky Raney | December 24, 2008 at 3:29 am

    airbrushing is amazing

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  47. Da Man | December 24, 2008 at 4:24 am

    She looks fake which has sparked a Question. In Great Britain are their beauty pageant winners allowed to have implants? Also, in the USA are they implanted tits? These are issues Da Man must have answered on the night before Christmas.

    PS: British girls are the bomb!

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  48. John | December 24, 2008 at 6:43 am

    #3 are u blind ? saggy ass?! I can guarantee u havnt been near an ass like that haha

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  49. Fucknuts | December 24, 2008 at 6:58 am

    The Yanks would love this woman/thing.
    She’s fake, attention-seeking, thick as pig shit, dull, grotesque and racist.
    Someone please ship her over there now.

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  50. Nive | December 24, 2008 at 7:23 am

    Terribly sorry but not all british have the same ethics and christmas spirit as Danielle Lloyd, so it would be rather nice to stop generalising. A fame-whore does NOT represent a whole country. Many thanks.

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