English lingerie model Danielle Lloyd braved the cold to launch the new Ski Republic website yesterday in London. Whoever devised this campaign deserves the Nobel Prize – twice. Now, that being said, I catch a lot of flack for posting pics of bleached blondes with fake breasts, but, honestly, how else do you sell ski equipment? If you’ve got a better suggestion than a chick in a bathing suit on top of a tank, I’d love to hear it.
NOTE: All submissions must be in the form of a blonde with giant boobs. Tank mandatory.
Jena | October 25, 2007 at 12:16 am
First?
spy | October 25, 2007 at 12:21 am
Oh my oh my oh my.
That’s Visual Viagra, that is.
But possibly illegal…..
dickhead | October 25, 2007 at 12:22 am
Damn what a fine bitch!! another white trashy whore willing to do anything! but i like!
kpol | October 25, 2007 at 12:23 am
I have no clue who this is, but after 26,013 consecutive Britney posts, she looks like the sexiest woman in the world. My penis thanks the Fish!
Then again, after 26,013 Britney posts, Bea Arthur in a yellow bikini might look like an improvement.
bosendorfer | October 25, 2007 at 12:26 am
where’s jimbo when you need him/her?
whatever | October 25, 2007 at 12:27 am
Truly the most brilliant advertising campaign ever conceived. My penis salutes this ad!
whatever | October 25, 2007 at 12:31 am
From wikipedia…
“Lloyd made a memorable appearance on BBC One’s Test the Nation. When asked “Who was Winston Churchill – a rapper, US President, the PM or King?”, Lloyd answered “Wasn’t he the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me – that’s black.”"
Big boobs and dumb as dirt. Just how I like them!
Auntie Kryst | October 25, 2007 at 1:04 am
Don’t tread on us! Any other Americans getting a little pissed that the fucking Brits are starting to manufacture better big titted blonds than us? Do the lyrics go “I wish they all could be Brighton girls”? Oh hell no! Did we not save that tiny turd of an island from fascism, and this is our thanks? Our currency may be weak, but not our resolve.
hoebag | October 25, 2007 at 1:07 am
WHOSE DIS HOE?
hoola | October 25, 2007 at 1:08 am
my fart smells like roses.
pointandlaugh | October 25, 2007 at 1:09 am
ME LIKEY!!!!!! WOW.
nikki | October 25, 2007 at 1:10 am
thunder thighs.
edidas | October 25, 2007 at 1:11 am
Yummy.. A little meat on the bitch. I likes. I likes alot!
Jade | October 25, 2007 at 1:17 am
Bottom left pic. What is wrong with her hips? She looks like she has a huge lump on the left one.
Amber | October 25, 2007 at 1:21 am
hot hot hot!!
Lila | October 25, 2007 at 1:28 am
that “lump” on her left thigh is a saddle bag. is it just me or does she have a pretty normal body (minus the fake boobs and orange tan)?
Jade | October 25, 2007 at 1:34 am
She only has one saddle bag it looks like. Looks really unbalanced.
Normal, yes. But I am a little shocked that her body isn’t in better shape for being a model. She looks good with a side view, but a head-on view doesn’t look very well.. makes her bottom half look like she’s neglecting her body (for a model).
TS | October 25, 2007 at 1:36 am
Never heard of her. Great face but she needs to hit the gym. As long as she never talks she should be alright as well. British accent is so played out.
Zeuz | October 25, 2007 at 1:41 am
doesn’t she have sex tape rambling arount the internets ???
Binky | October 25, 2007 at 1:46 am
Public at LARGE: OMG – “I caught a bit of that TMZ show ce soir – because I couldn’t figure out if Colber was a repeat or not. The horror. The horror.
Left the TV on for at least extra three minutes and I still didn’t recognize the vets.. – Perky. Jerky. Or Lurky ….
( re #136 last Bar Rafaeli thread – for those of you keeping score at home)
Must be a very high turnover at that show…Wonder why ?”
Binky : 9/11 was an Inside Job.
Riotboy | October 25, 2007 at 2:25 am
I’d hit it.
/cheers!
AR | October 25, 2007 at 2:26 am
Racist Bitch
ortal | October 25, 2007 at 2:57 am
Lingerie model!? No way..! She’s way TOO fat (yes, Ladies & Gentlemen – I said FAT!) and way too trashy!
Not every girl that shows up with a bikini on Maxim cover is a model..
And yeah – I’m hotter than her! :)
alf oldland | October 25, 2007 at 3:18 am
thank god for someone new to look at! rejoice all!
Chen | October 25, 2007 at 3:26 am
Oratl! you bitch!!! O.K, so she’s way TOO fat! and not like Gisele Bundchen,
The most amazing woman on earth! (and also Bar Rafaeli).
But, dear lady! Your’e not hotter than her! although, you have good boobs and a great ass!! :)
Binky | October 25, 2007 at 3:29 am
I’d like to borrow her hat.
The skis she can have.
And the boots? – Too 20th Century – Neil Armstrong.
The bikini could probably go as well.
Then maybe call me….
d | October 25, 2007 at 3:47 am
if i only look at the bottom half of her body, i wouldnt be able to tell the difference between hers and britneys!
Yes | October 25, 2007 at 4:03 am
Chubby. Models shouldn’t be chubby. Her bikini is cutting into her fat, that’s a good sign of both a too-small bikini and a fat “model.”
Gavin | October 25, 2007 at 4:16 am
Why would any company think that hiring this racist cow was a good idea? 95% of the people from the UK hate her guts.
Jonty | October 25, 2007 at 4:33 am
Erm, dude? Danielle Lloyd is kinda racist. Well, not kinda. She is. She’s also a total whore. But anyway.
Caroline | October 25, 2007 at 4:36 am
Jesus Christ… I am sick to death of this girl. Im British and i read this site to get away from the likes of this tart (and Jordan, and Cheryl Cole, and Jodie Marsh, and Gemma Atkinson). This bitch is so shallow… she shags grandad’s for their money, goes on ‘Celebrity’ shows and makes racist comments about truely beautiful (natural looking) women! Get rid of her for gods sake
justin | October 25, 2007 at 5:19 am
damn ppl will buy those things
Chivas Regal | October 25, 2007 at 5:23 am
She’s fat?
You dumb fucks!!!
She’s not fat she just has the body of a woman instead of a starved little boy which seems to be what you Yanks crave!!!
Plus she’s not a catwalk model, She was Miss Great britain or uk or England or whatever! and she was disquallified for having a relationship with one of the judges!
I don’t like the girls personality but to say she’s fat? God Sake you sick sick Yankie Doodle skinny boy loving pricks!!!
Sheridan | October 25, 2007 at 6:01 am
Why are any of you here if you care about personality. This is the wrong site for that. She is cute, has huge boobs and is wearing near nothing. That qualifies her for being on this site.
TS | October 25, 2007 at 6:08 am
Hey Chivas,
1. She IS too fat to be modeling in a bikini
2. Just because a woman is in shape doesn’t make her look like a boy.
3. Who are you Kidding? Chivas isn’t even single malt.
edaj | October 25, 2007 at 6:11 am
Shes a fucking racist whore. Semi-famous in the UK for being abig fat racist. Googler her you lazy fucks!
Milo | October 25, 2007 at 6:12 am
Isn’t she the racist one from UK’s Big Brother?
Adam | October 25, 2007 at 6:14 am
I don’t wanna see no racist boobies.
Lewis | October 25, 2007 at 6:15 am
Fatty.
mysterio | October 25, 2007 at 6:47 am
She wasn’t racist, she was a young girl trying to “fit in” with a group of older ones who held sway over her. And they were racist so she came out with outrageous comments to “impress” them. For which she’s apologised, and the victim holds no ill will towards her.
Of course she’s still trash but that’s another point entirely…
www.celebsluts.com | October 25, 2007 at 7:19 am
this chick is soooo hot!!
babyglyniss | October 25, 2007 at 7:22 am
i wish i had tat bOOb!
bearandbu | October 25, 2007 at 7:26 am
Subtract the fake boobs and she’s built just like Hayden whats-her-name…who, by the way, nearly everyone here called fat, fidget, etc.
^Jodi | October 25, 2007 at 7:39 am
She has put on weight, and her agent assures me that no percentage of it went to her brain.
^Jodi
Ript1&0 | October 25, 2007 at 7:48 am
God man, I’m so disappointed right now. I TOLD you you’re going to need my help. I’m not sure why I’m up at 5am, but it sure as hell wasn’t to ogle any BRITISH celebs that I’ve never heard of.
So the answer is – put an American (non racist) chick in a bikini on a tank. Ok? You are going to also need a self helf group to detox you from all the brainwashing you’ve been getting in England.
Say it with me: Hi, my name is Fish. (Hi Fish.) And I’m an Angloholic. There is a 12 step program. There is help for you. Admit you are powerless now. Admit it!!!!!!!!
Nats | October 25, 2007 at 7:54 am
oh god, why the hell is she here. She’s a racist thick idiot who doesnt have a mind of her own
Chivas Regal | October 25, 2007 at 7:55 am
The American Dream, God I love you Yanks, The American Dream, amazing, Of course here in the uk we don’t have a dream!!! That’s cos we’re all awake!!! hehe!
she's not as racist as the yanks | October 25, 2007 at 8:03 am
at least shes not as racist and ignorant as some of the yanks on here.
they say prejudice is a lack of knowledge. you guys prove it.
Saved US! from the nazis.
Ha. learn you history from a book not another hollywood made, inaccurate U571 or great escape.
Sister Sweetly | October 25, 2007 at 8:14 am
Sigh…another fat chick waiting to happen.
Danielle is an Imbecile | October 25, 2007 at 8:15 am
Uh, god, her face is busted and so is her brain (or lack thereof).