In case you guys didn’t get the memo, it’s “British Chicks in Lingerie Week” here on The Superficial. This time around it’s model Danielle Bux who’s also the girlfriend of soccer legend Gary Lineker. She’s launching the La Senza flagship store in London with the help of what appears to be the Dutch Queen of Cellulite and her best friend Don’t Look at My Face. Sexy!
Photos: Splash News
She’s launched my penis into orbit!
first!
damn! thats hot
If Kim Kardassian had any brains she would try to start her own butt girdle line, but then she would have to admit to wearing a girdle.
Foist!!!! And a NEWBIE TOOOOO!!!! AIIEEEEEEE
What a fantasy,,,id surely allow these 3 to drain the life from my ballz…
She’s hot whoever she is.
Oil her up and send her over….
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There’s really not much substance in what Danielle is doing here, nothing like Katie Price or the ever so beautiful Heidi because she’s not doing anything for society. No books. No perfume. No pictures on the wall of a famous restaurant.
A wanna be in every sense, style and intelligence.
Two thumbs down and way too much makeup.
Randal
Bodies aren’t too bad. The faces…yikes! No thank you.
Let’s give the Brits their due on this one. Bravo Brits… we’ll offer you a young photogenic Hollywood couple, and Wolfgang Puck, in a three for three trade.
It’s football not soccer you American piece of shit, Lineker is a FOOTBALL player fuck your stupid word SOCCER.
So what? Soccer isn’t a real sport anyway….
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damn ugly faces but taht ass on blondie makes me hungry AND horny
i agree with randal. she doesn’t even hold a candle to heidi’s beauty and brains.
@ 11. does it really matter?
Yeah she does!!! She just launched my erection! Kachow!!!
Spellchecker: Danielle Bruxism launches things….
The one on the far left has cellulite already.
Just sayin.
The blond creeps the shit out of me. And Danielle’s smile is…awkward!
The two on the ends have white trash faces. Seriously, why would you try to be a model with an ugly face. Oh yeah, too stupid to get an education.
This is an American based site, and we call it soccer, so go fuck yourself. I don’t even know who Lineker is, I guess I’m a wanker or yank or an apathetic arrogant american.
Randal and #14,
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
You two are soo fucking stupid! GOD!!
Fucking Die already!!!!
She looks like Natalie Wood
Whew – relief – that Silverman thread was scary.
Well it’s good to see Lineker still has some sort of income thru his wife (?)
(That of course seems to be the way to guys)
But I’ve never really got the English term ‘Knickers’ ?
Where’s ‘Hot for Words’ when you need her ?
gross. wtf is is wrong with her teeth
Okay, Danielle Whatserface is perfectly lovely and hot. The other two….ugggghhhaaaaaaaahhhhhggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Vomit…..coming up….can’t….can’t stop it! Cellulite! Fugly, toothy, white trashy face stuck in my head!!!! Can’t…can’t get ‘em out!!!!
(#23 Shhhhh…. She’s English)
banging legs on those two other girls, but christ, they’re two baggers. You’d need two bags one for their face and one for my face, should the one on their face fall off.
Bux?
Mor liek buxom, amirite?
amirite?
She’s no doubt beautiful! And I love young lovely girls, I don’t really care about the social norm! sincere and sensual people on __Agelessmate.com__ care nothing but chemistry! True love and feel right are what they really care!
Those two on the sides are bangin – what fuck’n bodies
Dani-whoeverthefuck has a better face
But those two’s are okay, with the right lighting or right position that’s a fucking hell of a threesome (Dani can bring drinks)
No wonder the wannabe British models usually have hags on their sides
Those fake tits are completely distracting terrible
I want the feaured model on my staff.
Let’s pray!
No, no, no….it’s the same lame ass writer…….
“So and so in a bikini”
“So and so attends stuff”
“So and so launches things”
She could SMILE a bit more tho
XOXO
Dutch Queen of Cellulite? really? have we forgotten about jennifer love hewitt’s bikini pics already???
Wow, I got a hard on again! It must be my wife that leaves me limp!
Wow and for a while I thought I was gay. She is totally hot as shit!
#34 These bitches that will look life your wife in 10yrs.
Lets all chronicle their downfall.
Cellulite is a normal thing, even dudes have it. Has anyone ever seen a 40 yr old dick? eck.
looks nothing like the 20 yr. old member.
Americans like to launch?
*in case your wondering……
*dicks do age, just like a womens ass…
*ever hear of Karma? If not, you will*
Too much makeup! her face doesn’t match the rest of her body -.-
#38, you took the words right out of my mouth. Her makeup looks horrible! And I don’t think that other girl has much cellulite at all.
Danielle takes a nice picture. The other brunettes cellulite isn’t too bad…except maybe for a lingerie model.
The blonde might be able to crack the burgeoning Maggie Gyllenhall demographic. That demographic is burgeoning, isn’t it?
Dude, her cellulite isnt bad at all.
I’ve seen much worse on freshman in my highschool.
I mean, sure, for a lingerie model it may not be acceptable but honestly 90% of women have cellulite.
give her a break.
Dude, her cellulite isnt bad at all.
I’ve seen much worse on freshman in my highschool.
I mean, sure, for a lingerie model it may not be acceptable but honestly 90% of women have cellulite.
give her a break.
This chick is a less attractive version of Eva Mendez.
I don’t get it. Who’s got cellulite???
Just to somewhat enlighten the masses:
http://www.medicinenet.com/cellulite/article.htm
Talk about a major over bite.
Change the hairdo, give her some wire-rim glasses and she looks like Sarah Palin. Of course Karl Rove would have to give her soundbites and talking points via flash cards. Just saying.
Time to pray!
Poor Randal is a jealous little girl. Waaah.
yep, she just launched the sperm out of my penis
Holy shit.
There’s never been a better use for the term “butter face” than those two chicks in the panties…..woof! Get it together limeys!