In case you guys didn’t get the memo, it’s “British Chicks in Lingerie Week” here on The Superficial. This time around it’s model Danielle Bux who’s also the girlfriend of soccer legend Gary Lineker. She’s launching the La Senza flagship store in London with the help of what appears to be the Dutch Queen of Cellulite and her best friend Don’t Look at My Face. Sexy!
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ph7 | September 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm
She’s launched my penis into orbit!
jaybeck | September 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm
first!
first | September 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm
damn! thats hot
AJ | September 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm
If Kim Kardassian had any brains she would try to start her own butt girdle line, but then she would have to admit to wearing a girdle.
ButtMunch | September 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Foist!!!! And a NEWBIE TOOOOO!!!! AIIEEEEEEE
Rough Daddy | September 25, 2008 at 5:23 pm
What a fantasy,,,id surely allow these 3 to drain the life from my ballz…
havoc | September 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm
She’s hot whoever she is.
Oil her up and send her over….
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Randal | September 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm
There’s really not much substance in what Danielle is doing here, nothing like Katie Price or the ever so beautiful Heidi because she’s not doing anything for society. No books. No perfume. No pictures on the wall of a famous restaurant.
A wanna be in every sense, style and intelligence.
Two thumbs down and way too much makeup.
Randal
Thighhighs | September 25, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Bodies aren’t too bad. The faces…yikes! No thank you.
dude_on | September 25, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Let’s give the Brits their due on this one. Bravo Brits… we’ll offer you a young photogenic Hollywood couple, and Wolfgang Puck, in a three for three trade.
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | September 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm
It’s football not soccer you American piece of shit, Lineker is a FOOTBALL player fuck your stupid word SOCCER.
havoc | September 25, 2008 at 5:33 pm
So what? Soccer isn’t a real sport anyway….
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SATAN | September 25, 2008 at 5:33 pm
damn ugly faces but taht ass on blondie makes me hungry AND horny
ali | September 25, 2008 at 5:47 pm
i agree with randal. she doesn’t even hold a candle to heidi’s beauty and brains.
@ 11. does it really matter?
Mike | September 25, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Yeah she does!!! She just launched my erection! Kachow!!!
woodhorse | September 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Spellchecker: Danielle Bruxism launches things….
Pat | September 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm
The one on the far left has cellulite already.
Just sayin.
Damn | September 25, 2008 at 6:37 pm
The blond creeps the shit out of me. And Danielle’s smile is…awkward!
crabdonkey | September 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm
The two on the ends have white trash faces. Seriously, why would you try to be a model with an ugly face. Oh yeah, too stupid to get an education.
This is an American based site, and we call it soccer, so go fuck yourself. I don’t even know who Lineker is, I guess I’m a wanker or yank or an apathetic arrogant american.
ummm...yeah | September 25, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Randal and #14,
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
You two are soo fucking stupid! GOD!!
Fucking Die already!!!!
Pinapopper | September 25, 2008 at 7:15 pm
She looks like Natalie Wood
Binky | September 25, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Whew – relief – that Silverman thread was scary.
Well it’s good to see Lineker still has some sort of income thru his wife (?)
(That of course seems to be the way to guys)
But I’ve never really got the English term ‘Knickers’ ?
Where’s ‘Hot for Words’ when you need her ?
jambi | September 25, 2008 at 7:28 pm
gross. wtf is is wrong with her teeth
HorribleJudgment | September 25, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Okay, Danielle Whatserface is perfectly lovely and hot. The other two….ugggghhhaaaaaaaahhhhhggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Vomit…..coming up….can’t….can’t stop it! Cellulite! Fugly, toothy, white trashy face stuck in my head!!!! Can’t…can’t get ‘em out!!!!
Binky | September 25, 2008 at 7:55 pm
(#23 Shhhhh…. She’s English)
Bossdj | September 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm
banging legs on those two other girls, but christ, they’re two baggers. You’d need two bags one for their face and one for my face, should the one on their face fall off.
Sarconoclast | September 25, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Bux?
Mor liek buxom, amirite?
amirite?
lidia | September 25, 2008 at 10:03 pm
She’s no doubt beautiful! And I love young lovely girls, I don’t really care about the social norm! sincere and sensual people on __Agelessmate.com__ care nothing but chemistry! True love and feel right are what they really care!
sameshitdifferentyear | September 25, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Those two on the sides are bangin – what fuck’n bodies
Dani-whoeverthefuck has a better face
But those two’s are okay, with the right lighting or right position that’s a fucking hell of a threesome (Dani can bring drinks)
No wonder the wannabe British models usually have hags on their sides
Those fake tits are completely distracting terrible
Sarah Palin | September 25, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I want the feaured model on my staff.
Let’s pray!
will | September 25, 2008 at 10:24 pm
No, no, no….it’s the same lame ass writer…….
“So and so in a bikini”
“So and so attends stuff”
“So and so launches things”
Rational Rick | September 25, 2008 at 10:45 pm
She could SMILE a bit more tho
XOXO
britney's weave | September 25, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Dutch Queen of Cellulite? really? have we forgotten about jennifer love hewitt’s bikini pics already???
justtheobvious | September 25, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Wow, I got a hard on again! It must be my wife that leaves me limp!
Wow and for a while I thought I was gay. She is totally hot as shit!
auzzie | September 26, 2008 at 12:18 am
#34 These bitches that will look life your wife in 10yrs.
Lets all chronicle their downfall.
Cellulite is a normal thing, even dudes have it. Has anyone ever seen a 40 yr old dick? eck.
looks nothing like the 20 yr. old member.
gerard Vandenberg | September 26, 2008 at 12:21 am
Americans like to launch?
auzzie | September 26, 2008 at 12:27 am
*in case your wondering……
*dicks do age, just like a womens ass…
*ever hear of Karma? If not, you will*
kate | September 26, 2008 at 2:09 am
Too much makeup! her face doesn’t match the rest of her body -.-
Kelly | September 26, 2008 at 2:23 am
#38, you took the words right out of my mouth. Her makeup looks horrible! And I don’t think that other girl has much cellulite at all.
Narcissist | September 26, 2008 at 2:42 am
Danielle takes a nice picture. The other brunettes cellulite isn’t too bad…except maybe for a lingerie model.
The blonde might be able to crack the burgeoning Maggie Gyllenhall demographic. That demographic is burgeoning, isn’t it?
Sara | September 26, 2008 at 6:52 am
Dude, her cellulite isnt bad at all.
I’ve seen much worse on freshman in my highschool.
I mean, sure, for a lingerie model it may not be acceptable but honestly 90% of women have cellulite.
give her a break.
Sara | September 26, 2008 at 6:52 am
Dude, her cellulite isnt bad at all.
I’ve seen much worse on freshman in my highschool.
I mean, sure, for a lingerie model it may not be acceptable but honestly 90% of women have cellulite.
give her a break.
Drunkman | September 26, 2008 at 7:26 am
This chick is a less attractive version of Eva Mendez.
andy7171 | September 26, 2008 at 7:39 am
I don’t get it. Who’s got cellulite???
SmokingGirl | September 26, 2008 at 7:44 am
Just to somewhat enlighten the masses:
http://www.medicinenet.com/cellulite/article.htm
gwenda | September 26, 2008 at 9:18 am
Talk about a major over bite.
mimi | September 26, 2008 at 9:42 am
Change the hairdo, give her some wire-rim glasses and she looks like Sarah Palin. Of course Karl Rove would have to give her soundbites and talking points via flash cards. Just saying.
Time to pray!
Anonymous | September 26, 2008 at 9:57 am
Poor Randal is a jealous little girl. Waaah.
stickykeys | September 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
yep, she just launched the sperm out of my penis
Deacon Jones | September 26, 2008 at 10:20 am
Holy shit.
There’s never been a better use for the term “butter face” than those two chicks in the panties…..woof! Get it together limeys!