Daniel Radcliffe to show off his dong with a horse

January 31st, 2007 // 197 Comments
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Comments (197)

  1. Danner | January 31, 2007 at 8:56 am

    Whaaaat. More girls dammit!

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  2. grateful | January 31, 2007 at 8:57 am

    haha

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  3. D'oh Eyes | January 31, 2007 at 8:59 am

    Ejacto cumtronum!

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  4. BarbadoSlim | January 31, 2007 at 8:59 am

    WoW, that doesn’t look gay at all…

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  5. GooniesNeverSayDie | January 31, 2007 at 9:01 am

    Hermione is better looking than the horse.

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  6. NipsyHustle | January 31, 2007 at 9:02 am

    he’s not even looking at the vag in his face.
    where is the penis shot. oh wait, that would be kiddy porn. forget i asked.

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  7. magickal | January 31, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Hahhrree Pottah……is THAT yaw dong???

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  8. Celetina | January 31, 2007 at 9:07 am

    I thought the play was about a guy sexually attracted to a horse, and the leading lady didn’t interest him? or whatever?

    I understand wanting to expand your range, but this doesn’t seem like a brilliant career move. A Tony does not automatically equal success. Also, is that actress under 18 too? Otherwise I imagine she’s a bit leery of having to touch a half-naked underage boy. “Just pretend he’s Brad Pitt…”

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  9. 86 | January 31, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Hairy hairy penis shots are not hot.

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  10. karifarrell | January 31, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Holy Hell…who is that guy? The kid that plays Harry Potter? Yes, I know I’m the only person on earth who has never seen the Potter movies, but is that him? Cause then that is really twisted…

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  11. 86 | January 31, 2007 at 9:10 am

    It was bound to happen. The Hairy Potter image couldn’t last forever.

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  12. 86 | January 31, 2007 at 9:11 am

    They should put these in an A&F ad cuz it looks like that’s who styled the photoshoot.

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  13. misanthrope | January 31, 2007 at 9:11 am

    That horse is hot.

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  14. Courtney | January 31, 2007 at 9:14 am

    This must be like Christmas for gay men everywhere.

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  15. clarkehead | January 31, 2007 at 9:15 am

    Now I know what was in Harry’s Chamber of Secrets.

    Helllllo Frisssco!

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  16. Shadow*Walker | January 31, 2007 at 9:16 am

    Sorry kid, but you’ll never shake off being Harry Potter. He could come out with a porno and there’d be internet buzz about a ‘Harry Potter Porn.’

    Now that that’s out of the way, I can say JESUS FUCK ARGDHDGKJHD. And it’s time for someone to trim their bush; what’s he trying to do, grow a cabbage patch?

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  17. Jedi Kevin | January 31, 2007 at 9:16 am

    What is with the massive clump of public hair?

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  18. Jedi Kevin | January 31, 2007 at 9:19 am

    pubic. haha.

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  19. HollyJ | January 31, 2007 at 9:19 am

    I’m waiting to see his Nimbus 2007.

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  20. Ramdonomo | January 31, 2007 at 9:20 am

    I wanna see all the lil fangirls photoshop Draco’s head onto the last one. AHAHAHAHA.

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  21. JaeMae | January 31, 2007 at 9:20 am

    Anyone see this kid on BBC’s “Extra’s” last week? Hiiiilarious.

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  22. JaeMae | January 31, 2007 at 9:22 am

    #19- HA!

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  23. 86 | January 31, 2007 at 9:22 am

    This kid should like, do lots of drugs and bang alot of chicks REALLY soon.

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  24. jrzmommy | January 31, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Harry Potter and the Horsedick of Doom.

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  25. ESQ | January 31, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Whoa! Daniel has got more than a happy trail..more like a thicket..one word for you “wax.”

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  26. 86 | January 31, 2007 at 9:27 am

    Hairy Potter and the Closet of Horseschlong.

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  27. whitegold | January 31, 2007 at 9:30 am

    WTF?!? This just feels so wrong on so many levels!!! How could they do this to innocent little Harry Potter!!! So weird…

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  28. fame is funny | January 31, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Just one problem. I’ve heard of a horse, but who is Daniel Radcliffe again?

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  29. Naid | January 31, 2007 at 9:35 am

    Its not really kiddy porn. They’re from the UK where the laws of being an adult are 16 iirc. I think he looks good ( yeye im a harry potter fangurl!! *puke*) Thanks for the male eyecandy fish, its a nice change from all the half naked puss flashing whores youve had up lately

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  30. sexybitch | January 31, 2007 at 9:36 am

    #3 Thanks, there’s coffee all over my monitor.

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  31. RichPort | January 31, 2007 at 9:38 am

    When I (very occasionally) mention that I’m hung like a horse, this isn’t what I have in mind. I might have to save that young girl from Harry Potter’s tiny hairy wand and give her firm butt the pounding it deserves.

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  32. F-Sucker | January 31, 2007 at 9:40 am

    I wish Hermione had done this movie instead.

    Where’s some shirtless pictures of that gal?

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  33. tits_on_snack | January 31, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Equus. I remember reading the book or screenplay years ago, but I don’t recall a single thing about it.

    And spanking girls with hairy wands, #31? Doesn’t sound too appealing.

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  34. fame is funny | January 31, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Oh snap, that’s THE harry potter? I thought that was a comical comparison. On the other hand, I’m really glad I didn’t know his name.

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  35. Danklin | January 31, 2007 at 9:42 am

    Its really too bad they couldnt get Emma Watson to play the girl.

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  36. sexybitch | January 31, 2007 at 9:43 am

    So much for the magic wand.

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  37. bigponie | January 31, 2007 at 9:43 am

    they need to change his character name to “dirty harry”

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  38. Lowlands | January 31, 2007 at 9:44 am

    BoOoOoring!Who cares about a boy who rather has a horse instead of this blondine?

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  39. tits_on_snack | January 31, 2007 at 9:45 am

    Oh and LOL at all the guys here so insecure with themselves that they freak out about a post with a shirtless dude in it and call it gay and demand pictures of girls.
    Like there aren’t celebrity bikini shots posted on here twelve times a day. Ninnies. Get a grip.

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  40. jrzmommy | January 31, 2007 at 9:45 am

    It’s Harry Potter and his horse, Dick.
    OR
    It’s Harry Potter and his horse dick.

    Harry Potter and the Equine Sorcerer’s Magic Wand

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  41. PrettyBaby | January 31, 2007 at 9:47 am

    This is the funniest post and comments on the Fish I think fucking ever. I love #17 & 18 and #14
    #39 tits Darlin- Are you telling you this doesn’t seem gay to you or something worse???? Christ girl.

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  42. anothershityear | January 31, 2007 at 9:48 am

    questions :

    * what does the white horse mean? i don’t watch gay porn, so i’m not familiar with the symbolism involved

    * is this whole thing technically underage in England, where age is 16?

    * would this even have been news if it happened 2 years from now, when this geek will be 19? (aka the B. Spears syndrome)

    * will this trigger a “Hairy Peter” spinoff of gay videos? just wondering if they have the same ridiculous naming conventions that straight porn does

    * what would Eric Cartman say about all this?

    Disclaimer: these questions are not to be construed as offensive to any particular group, i have two cousins who blah blah bullshit bullshit

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  43. misanthrope | January 31, 2007 at 9:49 am

    He really looks like he doesn’t want to do it with the young lady.

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  44. PrettyBaby | January 31, 2007 at 9:49 am

    #29- Did you just call this male eye-dandy??? I… um… what???

    Where’s that Troll when we need him?!

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  45. tits_on_snack | January 31, 2007 at 9:50 am

    41. It’s supposed to be. It’s Equus. It’s supposed to be a little wrong, erotic, homosexually disturbing, and weird. Of course I see that. I’m not having a fit about it, that’s all.

    By the way are you implying that there’s something worse than gayness? Because there isn’t. Jesus says so.

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  46. ponk | January 31, 2007 at 9:50 am

    i do believe that’s a Lippazanner.

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  47. PrettyBaby | January 31, 2007 at 9:50 am

    #43 misanthrope Yeah he certainly does not and she looks stricken with pain the last pic. I am guessing she needed the money.

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  48. Lowlands | January 31, 2007 at 9:51 am

    I dunno what happened with his navel in the first pic.But that looks quite like a Beckham-coupe.

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  49. themailman | January 31, 2007 at 9:51 am

    31-you seem to be dreaming loud here. It’s sad to see that all you have to answer all the time is about sex…small world…

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  50. Lowlands | January 31, 2007 at 9:52 am

    Sorry i mean the 2nd pic.Hahahaha!

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