Daniel Radcliffe to show off his dong with a horse

January 31st, 2007 // 197 Comments
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  1. Danner

    Whaaaat. More girls dammit!

  2. grateful

    haha

  3. D'oh Eyes

    Ejacto cumtronum!

  4. BarbadoSlim

    WoW, that doesn’t look gay at all…

  5. GooniesNeverSayDie

    Hermione is better looking than the horse.

  6. NipsyHustle

    he’s not even looking at the vag in his face.
    where is the penis shot. oh wait, that would be kiddy porn. forget i asked.

  7. magickal

    Hahhrree Pottah……is THAT yaw dong???

  8. Celetina

    I thought the play was about a guy sexually attracted to a horse, and the leading lady didn’t interest him? or whatever?

    I understand wanting to expand your range, but this doesn’t seem like a brilliant career move. A Tony does not automatically equal success. Also, is that actress under 18 too? Otherwise I imagine she’s a bit leery of having to touch a half-naked underage boy. “Just pretend he’s Brad Pitt…”

  9. 86

    Hairy hairy penis shots are not hot.

  10. karifarrell

    Holy Hell…who is that guy? The kid that plays Harry Potter? Yes, I know I’m the only person on earth who has never seen the Potter movies, but is that him? Cause then that is really twisted…

  11. 86

    It was bound to happen. The Hairy Potter image couldn’t last forever.

  12. 86

    They should put these in an A&F ad cuz it looks like that’s who styled the photoshoot.

  13. misanthrope

    That horse is hot.

  14. Courtney

    This must be like Christmas for gay men everywhere.

  15. clarkehead

    Now I know what was in Harry’s Chamber of Secrets.

    Helllllo Frisssco!

  16. Shadow*Walker

    Sorry kid, but you’ll never shake off being Harry Potter. He could come out with a porno and there’d be internet buzz about a ‘Harry Potter Porn.’

    Now that that’s out of the way, I can say JESUS FUCK ARGDHDGKJHD. And it’s time for someone to trim their bush; what’s he trying to do, grow a cabbage patch?

  17. Jedi Kevin

    What is with the massive clump of public hair?

  18. Jedi Kevin

    pubic. haha.

  19. HollyJ

    I’m waiting to see his Nimbus 2007.

  20. Ramdonomo

    I wanna see all the lil fangirls photoshop Draco’s head onto the last one. AHAHAHAHA.

  21. JaeMae

    Anyone see this kid on BBC’s “Extra’s” last week? Hiiiilarious.

  22. JaeMae

    #19- HA!

  23. 86

    This kid should like, do lots of drugs and bang alot of chicks REALLY soon.

  24. jrzmommy

    Harry Potter and the Horsedick of Doom.

  25. ESQ

    Whoa! Daniel has got more than a happy trail..more like a thicket..one word for you “wax.”

  26. 86

    Hairy Potter and the Closet of Horseschlong.

  27. whitegold

    WTF?!? This just feels so wrong on so many levels!!! How could they do this to innocent little Harry Potter!!! So weird…

  28. fame is funny

    Just one problem. I’ve heard of a horse, but who is Daniel Radcliffe again?

  29. Naid

    Its not really kiddy porn. They’re from the UK where the laws of being an adult are 16 iirc. I think he looks good ( yeye im a harry potter fangurl!! *puke*) Thanks for the male eyecandy fish, its a nice change from all the half naked puss flashing whores youve had up lately

  30. sexybitch

    #3 Thanks, there’s coffee all over my monitor.

  31. RichPort

    When I (very occasionally) mention that I’m hung like a horse, this isn’t what I have in mind. I might have to save that young girl from Harry Potter’s tiny hairy wand and give her firm butt the pounding it deserves.

  32. I wish Hermione had done this movie instead.

    Where’s some shirtless pictures of that gal?

  33. tits_on_snack

    Equus. I remember reading the book or screenplay years ago, but I don’t recall a single thing about it.

    And spanking girls with hairy wands, #31? Doesn’t sound too appealing.

  34. fame is funny

    Oh snap, that’s THE harry potter? I thought that was a comical comparison. On the other hand, I’m really glad I didn’t know his name.

  35. Danklin

    Its really too bad they couldnt get Emma Watson to play the girl.

  36. sexybitch

    So much for the magic wand.

  37. bigponie

    they need to change his character name to “dirty harry”

  38. Lowlands

    BoOoOoring!Who cares about a boy who rather has a horse instead of this blondine?

  39. tits_on_snack

    Oh and LOL at all the guys here so insecure with themselves that they freak out about a post with a shirtless dude in it and call it gay and demand pictures of girls.
    Like there aren’t celebrity bikini shots posted on here twelve times a day. Ninnies. Get a grip.

  40. jrzmommy

    It’s Harry Potter and his horse, Dick.
    OR
    It’s Harry Potter and his horse dick.

    Harry Potter and the Equine Sorcerer’s Magic Wand

  41. PrettyBaby

    This is the funniest post and comments on the Fish I think fucking ever. I love #17 & 18 and #14
    #39 tits Darlin- Are you telling you this doesn’t seem gay to you or something worse???? Christ girl.

  42. anothershityear

    questions :

    * what does the white horse mean? i don’t watch gay porn, so i’m not familiar with the symbolism involved

    * is this whole thing technically underage in England, where age is 16?

    * would this even have been news if it happened 2 years from now, when this geek will be 19? (aka the B. Spears syndrome)

    * will this trigger a “Hairy Peter” spinoff of gay videos? just wondering if they have the same ridiculous naming conventions that straight porn does

    * what would Eric Cartman say about all this?

    Disclaimer: these questions are not to be construed as offensive to any particular group, i have two cousins who blah blah bullshit bullshit

  43. misanthrope

    He really looks like he doesn’t want to do it with the young lady.

  44. PrettyBaby

    #29- Did you just call this male eye-dandy??? I… um… what???

    Where’s that Troll when we need him?!

  45. tits_on_snack

    41. It’s supposed to be. It’s Equus. It’s supposed to be a little wrong, erotic, homosexually disturbing, and weird. Of course I see that. I’m not having a fit about it, that’s all.

    By the way are you implying that there’s something worse than gayness? Because there isn’t. Jesus says so.

  46. ponk

    i do believe that’s a Lippazanner.

  47. PrettyBaby

    #43 misanthrope Yeah he certainly does not and she looks stricken with pain the last pic. I am guessing she needed the money.

  48. Lowlands

    I dunno what happened with his navel in the first pic.But that looks quite like a Beckham-coupe.

  49. themailman

    31-you seem to be dreaming loud here. It’s sad to see that all you have to answer all the time is about sex…small world…

  50. Lowlands

    Sorry i mean the 2nd pic.Hahahaha!

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