Daniel Radcliffe shows off his wang

February 23rd, 2007 // 419 Comments
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Remember those promo shots for Equus and that shot of Daniel Radcliffe’s bare ass? If you thought to yourself, “Hey, I really wish I was on the other side of that photo” then you’re in luck. I’d never thought I’d ever be saying this, but here’s a super NSFW full frontal shot of Harry Potter’s penis. And if you’re wondering what’s up with all the horse erotica lately, it’s because I’ve slowly been turning this site into a home for animal sex perverts. What, you couldn’t tell? Then you must be one of them.

Thanks to everybody that sent this in. And when I say ‘thanks’ I mean it in the loosest least thankful way possible.

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  1. jessiewessie

    Ahhhhhhh!

  2. Catnip

    What a hottie.

  3. Isn’t Photoshop great? :)

    (But also capable of so many wrong things.)

  4. loveli

    Can someone show this to Cisco Adler? Just to let him know what normal balls look like?

  5. AmberDextrose

    Why did I click on that? I mean, sure the kid’s cute, but I really didn’t need that “pimento stuffed olive” thing right now. Miss Car Crash Fascination, that’s me.

  6. mrsreynolds

    Oh why did I look?

    I really must break my curious streak.

  7. Jessa85

    Can anyone say photoshop? Cause I sure can!

  8. Spetsnaz

    Isn’t that kiddie porn?

    I’m sad that Harry Potter’s magic wang looks normal. I was hoping for something I could point and laugh at!

  9. hellcat1983

    Why did I have to click on Mr. T.?! That just goes to show that I need a more interesting job to keep me from looking at horsey pics.

  10. machinegundolly

    oh dear god. thats scary.

  11. ProbablyTooOld

    Wow. Am I the only one who is a little freaked out when I look at an uncircumcised penis (on a 17-year old boy caressing a horse).

    Poor kid. I bet he’s sick of being Harry Potter. He’s already one of the richest people in Great Britain, yet more slash, pound per pound, has been written about his wang than any other person in motion picture history. I’m surprised he hasn’t cut it off.

  12. God, you’d think he’d be rich enough to get circumcised by now.

  13. I so did not need to see that. But I clicked anyway. Same reason I looked up that Zoo movie you mentioned. I have a problem.

  14. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors

    A selection from the Prisoner of Azkaban script:

    Harry steps back. Afraid to look. Afraid not to. Wand outstretched… he TRIPS, tumbles over the forgotten trunk. The tip of his wand BLAZES. BANG! TWIN BEAMS of BLINDING LIGHT spear the night.

    Kid’s movie my ass.

  15. He’s hung like a horse.

  16. AmberDextrose

    Nimbus 2000 issues aside, where oh where can we go for our gossip kicks now that the Fish has been trolljacked? I quite like celebitchy, but it doesn’t have that dry nasty Fish tone.

  17. Stink

    Instead of Mr. T, I would have used a pic of Hermione eating a ball gag, but that’s just me.

  18. ImaCracka

    ARRRGHHHH!!!!!! I LOOKED!!!!!!

    ARRRGGHHHH!!!! TURTLE HEAD TURTLE HEAD!!!!!

    Ok ladies… you prefer a turtle or a helmet?

  19. HovisGovis

    What do size do you think our Harry Potter is… Expecto patronum or ridikulus???

  20. leog

    #13 – unlike americans, the rest of the world doesn’t see the need to cut off something that’s SUPPOSED to be there!
    I mean really, earlobes aren’t that vital but you don’t see people cutting them off willy nilly (pun intended).

    But that pic is still wrong. I don’t need to see his man-wand… I agree with #6 entirely!

  21. woodhorse

    i don’t want to see this movie. i def get the feeling that this movie not only shows way more than the original (with Richard Burton) but that the story line has been quite a bit embellished. again, eeewwwwww.

  22. Tephlon

    Oh god, it’s his Hairy Potter!

    #15: From bash.org:

    Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book

    I have found, definitive proof
    that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
    “Yes,” Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding…. Any second now, he might hear his mother again… but he shouldn’t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn’t want to… or did he?
    Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

  23. kamihi

    Oh my GOD I love Harry Potter, the little boy wizard I mean, this was just not meant to be, I still watch the DVD’s sometimes I can never think of little Harry the same way again after seeing this. More than his “man wand” though his perky nips are freaking me out. He’s actually quite cute but its just SO wrong, this is HARRY POTTER not a drug crazed rockstar or something. I need to lie down to get this vision from my head.

  24. ashla

    not gonna lie, it’s kinda hot, maybe cause I’m a little drunk..

  25. Now, I haven’t the courage to look at the NSFW photo, but am I to assume something in that you chose a picture of Mr. T over another person, like, Gary Coleman or Emmanual Lewis?

  26. Wow Just Wow

    That poor horse!

  27. Ososita

    “Am I the only one who is a little freaked out when I look at an uncircumcised penis?” (n.12)

    …ah…. yes ^^

  28. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    That horse is, like, so laughing at him.

  29. CakeGirl

    I love British men.

  30. He’s bigger than Jude Law, so at least he has THAT going for him.

  31. churva_ek_ek

    ok.. that was clearly photoshopped. I can’t even see the horse’s feet. and Dan’s thigh down doesn’t look like it’s the same picture of the same quality as the rest of the photo. but anyways…
    #23 you do have a point. i’ll go look for other pages in the book and replace wand with wang. lol…

  32. BlueAthena

    You know, that is not nearly as bad as I would have thought, considering that in previous pics his happy trail made it look like he had glued a wolverine to his crotch. I was betting that I would even get to see his Nimbus for all the pubes.

    But not bad, not bad at all.

    So, how long do you think it took before someone got a still/picture of Hermoine with her mouth open and just photoshoped it on there?

    Oh, the masturbation that will occur then . . .

  33. Spetsnaz

    #34, unfortunately the size of a flaccid penis gives no indication of it’s size when erect.

    No, I don’t even have a penis.

  34. horriblecherry

    ‘You people are losers’ says the person who just copied and pasted that for the last half and hour. Got to love the irony. They didn’t even explain who they thought was a loser so it won’t even effect anyone. I bet it was some 14 year old who feels jilted by the fact Harry Potter has a small weird penis.

  35. horriblecherry

    Yes, welldone.

  36. grits2005

    13 IT ONLY COSTS LIEK 50 BUCKS TO HAVE IT DONE LMAO, IM PRETTY SURE WITH WHERE HES FROM THEY DONT DO THAT VERY MUCH. ACTUALLY HERE LATELY IN THE USA MORE AND MORE ARE NOT BECAUSE ITS FOUND NOT TO BE NECESSARY ANYMORE AND A LOT OF INSURANCE COMPANIES WONT EVEN COVER IT NOW A DAYS. I HAVE TO AGREE THOUGH. MY BOYS ARE AND I PERSONALLY THINK IT LOOKS WIERD AND SCARY WHEN ITS NOT LMAO

  37. stevob2006

    Firstly, this is just a complete waste of server space and processing.

    Secondly, the guy who sits there holding ctrl+v for 20 minutes, doesn’t have the right to call other people losers.

    Thirdly, who says loser? Where are you from, the 80′s?

  38. stevob2006

    I would like to make it clear that I thought the ‘YOU PEOPLE ARE LOSERS’ comments are the things wasting server resources. Not this article.

  39. jrzmommy

    I like them better without the invisibility cloak.

  40. MrSemprini

    Oh gee whiz thanks a lot. Now I’m having nightmares about Mr T riding a horse. And, Hoff in drag is singing to him. And, I’m standing next to a statue of Dumbledore that has the word “Pringles” etched at the bottom. What I want to know is who is going to help me pay for the extra bottles of Xanax I need now?

    Whoops, gotta go, Sirens!

  41. didey23

    Yikes…thats not a sight I would ever look forward too!

  42. alaskanchicsickle

    We all prefer what we’re used to, but I hear that uncircumsized wangs feel more pleasure.

  43. churva_ek_ek

    omg can someone please ban the “you people are losers” guy???

  44. hermione_q

    er, looks like you’re the loser for wasting so much time with the copy and paste function, genius23.

    As for the above picture: Daniel Radcliffe does look disturbingly hot, even with the horse backdrop. Though thanks to Harry Potter, the douches at my local coffeehouse whistle the theme tune to the film every time I order my latte. Some jokes really can wear too thin, especially at 9 every morning. Why couldn’t J.K. Rowling have named her bookworm wizardess Sally?

  45. alaskanchicsickle

    I agree that British men are hot; men, not boys. I still looked, couldn’t help it.

  46. TheExpatriot

    He surely is in shape.

    And, he is not circumcised because circumcision is unnatural.

  47. em167

    I think some twelve year old boy discovered copy and paste. What a retard.

  48. sassi_chic

    #13 I was thinking the same thing

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