Daniel Radcliffe’s new play Equis premieres tonight in which he allegedly gets completely naked on stage for 10 minutes. So if you’re looking at the above picture and thinking to yourself “yummy” then maybe the play is for you. As is psychiatric help. Oh, and don’t thank me for the picture. Your high-pitched shrieking and gasps of horror are all the thanks I need. And I hate to break it to you, but if you’re a dude and you looked at the picture you’re automatically gay now. It’s science.
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Nzingha | February 16, 2007 at 8:29 am
ACK!
Nzingha | February 16, 2007 at 8:29 am
ACK!
Prince Igor | February 16, 2007 at 8:31 am
I’m 100% sure he got it waxed.
and it isn’t even.
it sags on the left
WiseMan | February 16, 2007 at 8:32 am
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? ATLEAST POST SOME SLUTS ARSE, NOT THIS SKINNY MUNCHSKIN. THATS SOME NASTY SHIT THERE.
mrsreynolds | February 16, 2007 at 8:39 am
Needing the brain scrubber!
sk8trgurl69 | February 16, 2007 at 8:41 am
i want to see hermione’s but, not this douche.
bush twins | February 16, 2007 at 8:41 am
he’s desperately trying to deny entry.
Dean | February 16, 2007 at 8:42 am
I don’t know where to start.
Oh, here’s a start: *barf!*
Fish, PLEASE don’t let this be the top post on the front page over the weekend!
BaldingSuperhero | February 16, 2007 at 8:43 am
Ugh. I’m gonna have to clean the vomit off my laptop now. (And I’m pretty sure the play is called ‘Equus.’)
PrettyBaby | February 16, 2007 at 8:44 am
I gotta think this isn’t the way for Daniel
Radcliffe to get himself into mainstream ‘grown-up’ movies. He looks like a desparate perverted idiot- his agent should be shot.
whitegold | February 16, 2007 at 8:44 am
Apparently he’s only 17…shouldn’t this be illegal or something? And I don’t even mean cuz of the age, I just think that, based on this picture, a law really needs to be passed preventing Harry Potter from ever showing his ass in public.
mia | February 16, 2007 at 8:46 am
At last, girls have something to look at…
He could use is wand or is parseltongue on me anytime…
saradevil | February 16, 2007 at 8:47 am
That kids has to do like a thousand butt clenches a day. I think you could hold a pencil and write you name with that thing.
mia | February 16, 2007 at 8:47 am
And guys, now you know what it feels to always watch at someone who looks better than you.
LL | February 16, 2007 at 8:47 am
OK, not the best I’ve ever seen, but not the worst, either. Better than that Adler freak, by far. It’s an ass, get over it, people. I’m betting that the productivity of gay men worldwide plunged about 75% as soon as this picture hit the Net, whether they’re into boys or not. Half of them are picturing him with a horse, the other half are picturing him in the wizard robe and the pointy hat.
GooniesNeverSayDie | February 16, 2007 at 8:48 am
*Screams like a Mandrake plant*
Lizzle | February 16, 2007 at 8:53 am
I see how it goes, Superfish. You give guy readers naked SI models to view, and the ladies get Daniel Radcliffe’s ass. Thanks.
randomgay | February 16, 2007 at 8:54 am
I plunged 100% and ol’ Dannyboy didn’t even wince.
Becca | February 16, 2007 at 8:55 am
That’s highly disturbing.
sol | February 16, 2007 at 8:55 am
looks like he farted up a storm.
MrSemprini | February 16, 2007 at 8:58 am
Oh no!! I’m gay!!! Aggghhhh!
Hey, fuscia makes sense now. And, doilies. Why didn’t I see this before? And, I understand how texture and color can work in harmony.
Owww… my boss just hit me with a stapler. What was I saying? Man, gotta go. Sirens!
mia | February 16, 2007 at 9:01 am
why everybody seem to be upset? All day long there are naked girls on this site. Only one guy and it’s like a torture. Girls can also dream. I know it is just Daniel Radcliffe, but it’s a good start. And guys, don’t be afraid, you won’t become gay by looking at a naked man. I see naked women all day long while a didn’t choose it, on publicities, on internet, on television, and i’m not a lesbian.
fame is funny | February 16, 2007 at 9:05 am
He’s funny on the UK show ‘extras’ episode where he goes around hitting on all the older women. I have to give him props for being able to make fun of himself.
danielle | February 16, 2007 at 9:12 am
Are those pot holes or did a shark take a bite out of each side of his ass?
You would think he was squeezing out a turd or something. Why is he tightening his deflated pillows like that? Its as if he’s in the presence of Perez Hilton begging him not to put “it” in or something?
Put your pants on!
KC_A-hole | February 16, 2007 at 9:20 am
Ah yes, a blatant attempt to shake that Harry Potter image and avoid future type-casting. This should work for his career about as well as it did for Elizabeth Berkley (Jessie Spanno to Showgirls Slut).
fearsarewishes | February 16, 2007 at 9:20 am
#4
Munchskin? This is not a typo. You think that shit is spelled correctly. Munch skin.
Munchkin. It is munchkin. God damn.
BarbadoSlim | February 16, 2007 at 9:31 am
Gays the world over just jiiiized their laptops after conjuring the Erecto Cocktronum charm.
Celebrity Hack | February 16, 2007 at 9:32 am
Is that hair down there or some kind of medieval fungus?
schack | February 16, 2007 at 9:41 am
it takes talent to remain, unshakeably, harry potter, even when you’ve got an ass like that.
sorry, whatever your name is. you could hide in a cave for 20 years, come out with your penis and hands hacked off, and you’d STILL be the kid who used to be harry potter
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 10:02 am
I suppose he’s ok, but I’m more into bears. I’m holding out for naked pics of Hagrid.
schack | February 16, 2007 at 10:04 am
do you like being growled at?
Jill | February 16, 2007 at 10:08 am
I think his ass is cute, but I have an ass fetish. I even like my boyfriend’s big hairy ass.
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 10:10 am
I just knew my troll would knock old ladies at the library out of the way to comment as me on this thread.
I can see why they didn’t call this guy Hairy Potter.
WiseMan | February 16, 2007 at 10:11 am
Looks like there some brown stuff dribbling near his left arse cheek.
Baby Moon | February 16, 2007 at 10:11 am
#3 why did you observe it so close like that hahah ewwww
schack | February 16, 2007 at 10:12 am
does your boyfriend have a fetish for girls who have ass fetishes?
WildDaisy | February 16, 2007 at 10:12 am
I feel like a pervert when I see these new pics! He’s a little boy ffs! Someone tell my eyes!
Leanne | February 16, 2007 at 10:12 am
Schack,
Yeah I know what you mean. You’ll always be the kid that was once in Harry Potter and be the richest kid in Britain to show for it. He SHOULD just go live in a cave and hide for the rest of his life. He and his $50 million should go hide in shame.
Hang your head, Daniel Radcliffe… hang your head in SHAME.
schack | February 16, 2007 at 10:14 am
i’m sure his head is hanging- but not sure if ts hanging in shame ;)
sjb16 | February 16, 2007 at 10:28 am
I’m a 23 yr. old straight woman and personally I think Daniel Radcliffe is ugly and I am horrified of seeing this photo. Even if Daniel Radcliffe was of age to be posing naked I still wouldn’t want to see it. The fact that he’s only 17 makes it twice as bad. I was at least a little turned on by Pete Wentz’s nude cell phone pictures. Please never post anything disgusting like this again, it’s just wrong.
littleredcorvette | February 16, 2007 at 10:30 am
Shouldn’t there be balls hanging down?
Doober | February 16, 2007 at 10:31 am
His butt-cheeks are clenched tighter than a newbie in a prison shower.
Clete | February 16, 2007 at 10:35 am
There had to be a better way to break away from being typecast as Harry Potter. Pedophiles will be swarming to that theater performance.
schack | February 16, 2007 at 10:36 am
doobie… the last thing you want to do in that situation is clench. take it from one who knows.
kamihi | February 16, 2007 at 10:36 am
Hes only 17, I just hope he doesn’t become a drug fuelled burn out, his bum is ok, better than mine, I can’t really say anything too harsh about this munchkin he is Harry Potter after all.
woodhorse | February 16, 2007 at 10:56 am
WHY IS NO ONE DISTURBED BY THE BLOOD IN HIS RECTAL AND INNER THIGH AREA?? Bloody = Not Sexy.
woodhorse | February 16, 2007 at 10:57 am
WHY IS NO ONE DISTURBED THAT HE HAS BLOOD ON HIS RECTAL AND INNER THIGH AREA??? Bloody = Not Sexy.
F-Sucker | February 16, 2007 at 11:00 am
Couldn’t we get the Hermione chick instead?
schack | February 16, 2007 at 11:02 am
you must be colorblind…
and anyway, were there blood, i would disagree that bloody=not sexy. never seen your penis ruby-red like some kind of sacrifical sword? you haven’t lived!
23apples | February 16, 2007 at 11:08 am
#21 – HILLARIOUS!!
#40 – I completley agree. This is nothing I desired to see in my life.. EVER. Women have standards for eye candy. We don’t just want/like to see anything! At least I don’t, ESPECIALLY if your trying to show me Harry Potter’s ass!!
The only thing I can come up with is that he likes being naked, and in front of people at that. 10 minutes is a long time to be naked – just to try to break out of the Harry Potter image.. because you know what? He still has to make more of those HP movies after hes done with this naked horse project.