Daniel Craig’s dad comes to the rescue

But Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Daddy come help me everyone is saying I am a big pussy! But Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Damn! I almost had respect for the guy until you said you made up that last line.

God, I am so addicted to this website.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

Does his daddy mean peach cobblers? Damn, now i’ll never be able to enjoy that dessert again….

And now his daddy is coming to his aid. I can just imagine him writing the little speech out on a piece of paper for daddy to memorise and repeat for the newspaper. I have never watched James Bond and dont plan to either but even I feel sorry for the fans.

p.s. still pretty hot though

#3, I’m with you. What the hell does he mean “It’s all cobblers”? Anyone? Anyone? Also, I really can’t believe that so many people have gotten themselves so worked up about the fact that this guy is the new James Bond. The fact that there is a website to protest his being cast is just hysterical to me.

Of course Daddy doesn’t say anything about Craig’s inability to drive a stick shift.

As for “cobblers”, it’s the same as “bollocks”. And we all know what that means, right?

It’s okay, Daniel. It’s all over. The men in white coats found your dad and he’s back where he belongs.

Okay, you know you’re a punk ass bitch when your father has defend your masculinity and manhood in a supermarket tabloid for women.

you know, at first, i kinda like this new james bond. sure, he can’t drive a stick…but you know, he seemed alright.

now that his daddy is defending him, i just want to knock him down, steal his lunch money and maybe make him eat a clump of dirt.

I am sorry but I have to say it “monkey face” hahahaha.

…and I bet Mumsie told him he was a handsom boy too.

At this rate they’re just gonna ask Sean Connery to come back as James Bond. And even when Connery dies he’ll still be able kick the shit out of Craig, and his cobbler dad.

He looks 65 years old! Ewww, Bond has ashy pubes!!

but..
he’s..

hot.

http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=James_Bond/Casino_Royale&img=

He IS hot – anyone who disagrees hasn’t seen Layer Cake. Still don’t understand the inability to drive a stick – especially since he’s a Brit.

I heard he auditioned for a role in Brokeback Mountain but was rejected as, “too much of an effin’ homo” Their words, not mine…

Plus he can’t drive a horse…

He’s not as bad as all that! He already looks like the “Mad” spoof comic of himself, though.

He is so BORING…George Clooney should be the next James Bond, he could fake a British accent, I think…

I know everyone seems to hate this guy but I would still hit it. I’m not even ashamed to say this.

Connery and Brosnan are by far the best Bonds.

This guy is a joke. A sick, sick joke.

Call me a whimp – but I’m willing to give this guy a chance, and I’ll probably end up downloading ‘Royale’ within the first week or ten days. I know, I’m a bit of a softy, but – don’t prejudge people !!
And Eva Green – call me .

Oops. A little typo there. Didn’t write ‘downloading’ – it must be a Superfish bug of some sort.
What I wrote was “will end up enjoying with a $10 medium popcorn.” Sorry for the confusion.

#22 OK you are a whimp. Now will you tell us what that is? Is that anything like Cobblers? Or an ingredient in whimped cream? But loved your #23. Easy to make that mistake. Enjoy your popcorn.

# 24 What the ‘h’ ?

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/whimp.html

pass the popcorn

Now that would make a change, a gay James Bond. We can certainly cast Ian McKellen as Q… now all we will need is a Bond girl.
Any thoughts ? Tom Cruise? others?

yup get more GAY MOVIES COMING UP

admission: $7.00 to see an sneak-preview
of coming up gay movies in 2006 and 2007

world now has never been more gayer than ever.

:excites: