Daniel Craig isn’t so tough

September 2nd, 2009 // 45 Comments

Jumping right into the British talk, current James Bond Daniel Craig is a bit of a poof, according to Page Six:

Craig, 41, has demanded personal security be available to shadow him at all times while his equally famous co-star, Hugh Jackman, hasn’t asked for any protection at all, sources told Page Six.
“Everybody thinks it’s funny because the truth is, Daniel rarely gets approached by the public in the street and at restaurants — especially now that he has the huge handlebar moustache for this role,” a production source said.
This isn’t the first time that Craig — who’s rented a lavish, $38,000-a-month apartment with top security as his safe haven in town — has been accused of being a wimp. In 2005, he made a splash in London when he was unveiled as the new James Bond on a Royal Marine commando boat — looking seasick and wearing a life jacket. Craig even admitted the ride had scared “the [bleep] out of me.”
His dad, Tim Wroughton-Craig, was forced to jump to his defense following claims the star was scared of guns. He said at the time, “It is all cobblers. Daniel is a hard lad — you wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark street. Is he a wimp? No, I wouldn’t like to call him that to his face. He can look after himself all right.”

Wait. Did James Bond’s dad just call him a fruit-based dessert/rapist that lurks in alleys with an erection? I’m confused. This is exactly why I stopped watching Guy Ritchie movies. Everything’s all masturbating penguins dressed like Mr. Rogers. (See? I can make shit up too.)

Photo: Flynet
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  1. batman

    Madonna pix again

  2. mankey o'donlan

    He’s a luvvie actor for crissake, not ex-SAS

  3. Coral

    I too, am all cobblers. That’s why I am so fat. :)

  4. Meg

    Really bad pic, hes still HOT though:)

  5. havoc

    His stomach looks like he took a shit and wiped from back to front….

    .

  6. lea

    How come no one is talking about what is coming out of the top of his swim trunks?

  7. havoc

    #6…meet #5.

    .

  8. Lazenby

    Only pussies and some women are afraid of firearms.

  9. ROUGH before dishonor

    Funniest article from Pagesix

    -So it wouldn’t be far fetched if people think he huddled together with the crew while sharing hot cocoa after this staged ocean dip…

  10. ROUGH before dishonor

    Best BOND ever=George Lazenby

  11. Jeffy's Gal

    In this pic, he looks like one of those baby troll dolls from the 1990s!

  12. omelette

    is that his p33n slipping out?

  13. penisalert

    It that a cock?

  14. I can’t believe this douche made it into the Bond syndacate. He looks like a Russian mobster. His ears are so wack. You mean to tell me they couldn’t find better out there? Shanty face.

  15. Jennyjenjen

    Daniel Craig’s Cock.

  16. sadiemae

    hey, his penis is hanging out the top of his pants!!!!
    doesn’t anyone see it?

  17. neptuneskies

    I SEE IT!!!

  18. Ben

    Damn I thought that scar was his dick, but then I looked closer. The way it’s making shadows tricks the eye

  19. Miss Peachey

    Translation – cobblers means nonsense, and hard means tough.

  20. Anna

    He’s so friggin ugly…why is he James Bond again?

  21. lovlovelala

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  22. lovlovelala

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  23. That girly necklace is all the proof I need this guy IS a poof…

  24. therush

    Yet another reason Clive Owen should have been Bond. Clive Owen is awesome and I bet he’s not a pussy.

  25. Equity

    Why wouldn’t Daniel Craig need ten times the security Hugh Jackman does?

    James Bond is the most successful movie franchise of all time. Wolverine 2-12 went straight to cable.

  26. Beebee

    His penis isn’t coming out of his shorts. it’s just a scar or a shadow made by his stomach muscles. You can clearly see his junk in his shorts- and it’s none too impressive, I may add.

  27. Tanya

    I just don’t get it…there’s nothing remotely good-looking about this guy, how the flying fuck did he become James Bond.

  28. crazypants

    NEWS FLASH – Actor in reality no way resembles character he plays in a movie! News at 11.

  29. James

    equity, Doesn’t matter how successful the Bond franchise is, Jackman is much more of a big name star than Craig. Proof- Craig makes about 8 million per movie, Jackman now makes 20 million per movie.

  30. JungleRed

    They had to change the car in the first Bond movie because he couldn’t drive a stick shift. And he resembles a chimpanzee. I agree with 24 that Clive Owen would be a much better Bond.

  31. Rhialto

    Honestly,unless if there’re a bunch of body guards around.I wouldn’t recognize him on the street.

  32. Darth

    This wimpy diva behavior is a big turn off!

  33. Galtacticus

    How many kids could be fed by that waste of ‘security’ money or go to college?

  34. Gando

    Do we notice that an American is teaching a Briton morals here? I’m not sure if his queen would be proud on him.

  35. Iambananas

    Can I just say: WOWZA! I honestly didn’t read the article, I looked at the picture and blacked out for a while. That is one good looking man.

    Best Bond ever. And yummy! I don’t see how you people don’t see how sexy he is!!!

  36. Nero

    I’m sure there won’t be any ‘sir’ Daniel Craig soon.

  37. Darth

    @34
    Hugh Jackman is Australian!

  38. Gando

    #37
    Australian or American,they’ve been all colonists or emigrants.It’s just that the countries aren’t quite neighbors.

  39. JungleRed

    35: Are you perhaps a monkey? Because your name and attraction to monkey-like hominids suggests you might be a monkey.

  40. Kate

    Cobblers=Bollocks (Balls)
    Bollocks (in this instant)=bullsh*t

    And he can have as much security as he wants, as long as they let me at him.

  41. Snicks

    He’s hot as fuck so who cares?

    Mmm.

  42. he is losing fitness..

  43. I could not exactly remember this guy.

  44. Great post. I share your loathing of both Haggis and Forster, and your desire to see Craig’s Bond get naked. If I see this at all, it’ll be for Amalric. Meanwhile, for a look at Craig’s “enormous assets,” as you say, check out 2003′s excellent Hanif Kureishi-scripted “The Mother.”

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