Jumping right into the British talk, current James Bond Daniel Craig is a bit of a poof, according to Page Six:
Craig, 41, has demanded personal security be available to shadow him at all times while his equally famous co-star, Hugh Jackman, hasn’t asked for any protection at all, sources told Page Six.
“Everybody thinks it’s funny because the truth is, Daniel rarely gets approached by the public in the street and at restaurants — especially now that he has the huge handlebar moustache for this role,” a production source said.
This isn’t the first time that Craig — who’s rented a lavish, $38,000-a-month apartment with top security as his safe haven in town — has been accused of being a wimp. In 2005, he made a splash in London when he was unveiled as the new James Bond on a Royal Marine commando boat — looking seasick and wearing a life jacket. Craig even admitted the ride had scared “the [bleep] out of me.”
His dad, Tim Wroughton-Craig, was forced to jump to his defense following claims the star was scared of guns. He said at the time, “It is all cobblers. Daniel is a hard lad — you wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark street. Is he a wimp? No, I wouldn’t like to call him that to his face. He can look after himself all right.”
Wait. Did James Bond’s dad just call him a fruit-based dessert/rapist that lurks in alleys with an erection? I’m confused. This is exactly why I stopped watching Guy Ritchie movies. Everything’s all masturbating penguins dressed like Mr. Rogers. (See? I can make shit up too.)
batman | September 2, 2009 at 4:19 pm
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mankey o'donlan | September 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm
He’s a luvvie actor for crissake, not ex-SAS
Coral | September 2, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I too, am all cobblers. That’s why I am so fat. :)
Meg | September 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Really bad pic, hes still HOT though:)
havoc | September 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm
His stomach looks like he took a shit and wiped from back to front….
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lea | September 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm
How come no one is talking about what is coming out of the top of his swim trunks?
havoc | September 2, 2009 at 4:52 pm
#6…meet #5.
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Lazenby | September 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Only pussies and some women are afraid of firearms.
ROUGH before dishonor | September 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Funniest article from Pagesix
-So it wouldn’t be far fetched if people think he huddled together with the crew while sharing hot cocoa after this staged ocean dip…
ROUGH before dishonor | September 2, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Best BOND ever=George Lazenby
Jeffy's Gal | September 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm
In this pic, he looks like one of those baby troll dolls from the 1990s!
omelette | September 2, 2009 at 5:56 pm
is that his p33n slipping out?
penisalert | September 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm
It that a cock?
Sickitten | September 2, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I can’t believe this douche made it into the Bond syndacate. He looks like a Russian mobster. His ears are so wack. You mean to tell me they couldn’t find better out there? Shanty face.
Jennyjenjen | September 2, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Daniel Craig’s Cock.
sadiemae | September 2, 2009 at 8:28 pm
hey, his penis is hanging out the top of his pants!!!!
doesn’t anyone see it?
neptuneskies | September 2, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I SEE IT!!!
Ben | September 2, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Damn I thought that scar was his dick, but then I looked closer. The way it’s making shadows tricks the eye
Miss Peachey | September 3, 2009 at 5:10 am
Translation – cobblers means nonsense, and hard means tough.
Anna | September 3, 2009 at 5:32 am
He’s so friggin ugly…why is he James Bond again?
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JustJess | September 3, 2009 at 10:43 am
That girly necklace is all the proof I need this guy IS a poof…
therush | September 3, 2009 at 11:05 am
Yet another reason Clive Owen should have been Bond. Clive Owen is awesome and I bet he’s not a pussy.
Equity | September 3, 2009 at 11:42 am
Why wouldn’t Daniel Craig need ten times the security Hugh Jackman does?
James Bond is the most successful movie franchise of all time. Wolverine 2-12 went straight to cable.
Beebee | September 3, 2009 at 12:47 pm
His penis isn’t coming out of his shorts. it’s just a scar or a shadow made by his stomach muscles. You can clearly see his junk in his shorts- and it’s none too impressive, I may add.
Tanya | September 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I just don’t get it…there’s nothing remotely good-looking about this guy, how the flying fuck did he become James Bond.
crazypants | September 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm
NEWS FLASH – Actor in reality no way resembles character he plays in a movie! News at 11.
James | September 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm
equity, Doesn’t matter how successful the Bond franchise is, Jackman is much more of a big name star than Craig. Proof- Craig makes about 8 million per movie, Jackman now makes 20 million per movie.
JungleRed | September 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm
They had to change the car in the first Bond movie because he couldn’t drive a stick shift. And he resembles a chimpanzee. I agree with 24 that Clive Owen would be a much better Bond.
Rhialto | September 3, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Honestly,unless if there’re a bunch of body guards around.I wouldn’t recognize him on the street.
Darth | September 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm
This wimpy diva behavior is a big turn off!
Galtacticus | September 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm
How many kids could be fed by that waste of ‘security’ money or go to college?
Gando | September 3, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Do we notice that an American is teaching a Briton morals here? I’m not sure if his queen would be proud on him.
Iambananas | September 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Can I just say: WOWZA! I honestly didn’t read the article, I looked at the picture and blacked out for a while. That is one good looking man.
Best Bond ever. And yummy! I don’t see how you people don’t see how sexy he is!!!
Nero | September 3, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I’m sure there won’t be any ‘sir’ Daniel Craig soon.
Darth | September 3, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@34
Hugh Jackman is Australian!
Gando | September 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
#37
Australian or American,they’ve been all colonists or emigrants.It’s just that the countries aren’t quite neighbors.
JungleRed | September 3, 2009 at 5:00 pm
35: Are you perhaps a monkey? Because your name and attraction to monkey-like hominids suggests you might be a monkey.
Kate | September 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Cobblers=Bollocks (Balls)
Bollocks (in this instant)=bullsh*t
And he can have as much security as he wants, as long as they let me at him.
Snicks | September 4, 2009 at 5:36 am
He’s hot as fuck so who cares?
Mmm.
estetik cerrah | September 8, 2009 at 5:47 am
he is losing fitness..
Çene Esteti?i | October 16, 2009 at 6:51 am
I could not exactly remember this guy.
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Great post. I share your loathing of both Haggis and Forster, and your desire to see Craig’s Bond get naked. If I see this at all, it’ll be for Amalric. Meanwhile, for a look at Craig’s “enormous assets,” as you say, check out 2003′s excellent Hanif Kureishi-scripted “The Mother.”
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