Daniel Craig is attractive, I’m told

December 28th, 2008 // 38 Comments

Daniel Craig: Sexy Double 0 agent or Sloth from Goonies? Wait. Why not both?

*picks up phone*

Hello, Hollywood? I’ve done it again. No, trust me, this one’s way better than “Martin Luther King, Jr: Kickboxes a Guy from the Future.” Sort of.

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  1. Monica

    There’s a reason he’s known as “double oh seven”

  2. man

    he is hot for being really old, half boner-cute

  3. His breasts are as nice as Jennifer Aniston’s.

  4. This is who rough douchie imagines is on the other side of the glory hole. In reality it is ted stevens.

  5. Fork

    I would eat him like a salad.

  6. CJ

    Seriously, the guys is gorgeous. Every time I look at him I close my eyes and imagine someone hotter. That’s how it works, right?

  7. There is something sexy about him. I think it’s his arm muscles, yum!

  8. Yummy yummy for my tummy!

  9. Fan

    He is a humorous guy, many friends like to chat with him online at ***********INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***********. He often told us some funny jokes. Seems he is famous on that site, especially some HOT and SEXY women talk with him positively.

  10. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Daniel Craig’s homosexual Limey penis and swallows

  11. ^^^cretin^^^

    omm num num num num!

  12. ^^^cretin^^^

    om num num num num

  13. AbsolutNico

    hot DILF

  14. Shannon

    lol DILF…..im sorry but i just can’t see the appeal of this monkey.

  15. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  16. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  17. Fati

    i don’t like him. and i don’t think of him as James Bond.

  18. George W Bush

    Sorry but this dude looks like Joe Montana’s reject gene pool!!! He seems to be reasonably in shape for a guy of his age but his face looks like some old cheese loaf I just threw in the garbage!!!

  19. Mike

    What the Hell?! This cracker stolezor3d Obama’s pecs, bleached them then added hair! WTF I want my money back! By the way Obama, where’s my fucking check?

  20. If you are some perez hilton-FAGGOT he maybe is, folks!!

  21. E. Norma Stitz

    Looks like a sloth from Goonies to me!

  22. 2 words

    THUNDER THIGHS.

  23. friendlyfires

    I am so happy I am not gay – my non-gayness thoroughly justifies why I’m vomiting through my nostrils at this moment – curse you, Soup Or Fish Al Guy!

    (Christina! Quit humping the monitor!)

  24. Evan Faine

    Bring back Brosnan — IMMEDIATELY. Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, and The World Is Not Enough make Quantum Of Solace look like Bio-dome.

    GTFO my Bond franchise, Craig!

  25. AndrewMacCloud

    That is one sexy deap sea creature..

  26. Tom Cruise

    DCLTC

  27. Backwood Bitch? you put that so eloquently,,,how soon would you drop to your knees if i was in your presence, thats when i would proceed to put out my cigar on your thick forehead….

  28. hckyfan40

    He’s so YUMMY

  29. quandry

    Once a man turns 35, it’s downhill all the way. Craig used to be a blonde beast in his 20s, so I’m told.

  30. testing

    he is so fug, and usually he is in better shape

    also why is he at the beach with one of the gay dudes from Bravo reality shows?

  31. bop

    Paper Bag over face

    hmmm…..no not even that would work. b/c im a girl. not a guy who writes on here. hence, not stupid.

  32. pLace

    Could he have more mole-covered skin?

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  33. Daniel Craig - Hot From the Neck Down

    Okay, if “ButHerFace” describes chicks that are hot except for their faces, what’s the term for guys?

    Geezess Wilikers, Daniel Craig is so freaking sexy … with a bag over his head.
    Daniel Craig can Double-0 my 7 any day … he’s wearing a bag over his head.
    I’d want to be that crystal-blue water … if Daniel Craig’s wearing a bag over his head.

    Preferably a plastic one. I love his body, but he’s ruining the James Bond franchise.

  34. Tattoo

    When will people come to realize that all tattoos look like $hit… especially on girls… let me say that again… TATTOOS LOOK LIKE $HIT..ESPECIALLY ON GIRLS… ESPECIALLY ON GIRLS…

  35. the guy’s was on a holiday break .. let him enjoy.

  36. Hello,every body!awesome stuff! thanks for all the information.

  37. Seriously, people are very beautiful. Every time I close my eyes I see no imagination and hotter. How it works, right?

  38. bob

    Hes ugly as shit. And everyone swooning over his body uh he has no chest, no abs, no shoulders and really small arms that are barely defined. I got a better body than him and I haven’t been to the gym in a year.

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