Daniel Craig: Sexy Double 0 agent or Sloth from Goonies? Wait. Why not both?
*picks up phone*
Hello, Hollywood? I’ve done it again. No, trust me, this one’s way better than “Martin Luther King, Jr: Kickboxes a Guy from the Future.” Sort of.
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Monica | December 28, 2008 at 7:09 pm
There’s a reason he’s known as “double oh seven”
man | December 28, 2008 at 7:19 pm
he is hot for being really old, half boner-cute
SaraDevil | December 28, 2008 at 7:23 pm
His breasts are as nice as Jennifer Aniston’s.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 28, 2008 at 7:26 pm
This is who rough douchie imagines is on the other side of the glory hole. In reality it is ted stevens.
Fork | December 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I would eat him like a salad.
CJ | December 28, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Seriously, the guys is gorgeous. Every time I look at him I close my eyes and imagine someone hotter. That’s how it works, right?
http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com | December 28, 2008 at 7:47 pm
There is something sexy about him. I think it’s his arm muscles, yum!
Alice | December 28, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Yummy yummy for my tummy!
Fan | December 28, 2008 at 7:55 pm
He is a humorous guy, many friends like to chat with him online at ***********INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***********. He often told us some funny jokes. Seems he is famous on that site, especially some HOT and SEXY women talk with him positively.
This Poster | December 28, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Daniel Craig’s homosexual Limey penis and swallows
^^^cretin^^^ | December 28, 2008 at 9:04 pm
omm num num num num!
^^^cretin^^^ | December 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm
om num num num num
AbsolutNico | December 28, 2008 at 9:20 pm
hot DILF
Shannon | December 28, 2008 at 9:27 pm
lol DILF…..im sorry but i just can’t see the appeal of this monkey.
lindary | December 28, 2008 at 9:29 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Fati | December 28, 2008 at 10:04 pm
i don’t like him. and i don’t think of him as James Bond.
George W Bush | December 28, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Sorry but this dude looks like Joe Montana’s reject gene pool!!! He seems to be reasonably in shape for a guy of his age but his face looks like some old cheese loaf I just threw in the garbage!!!
Mike | December 28, 2008 at 10:33 pm
What the Hell?! This cracker stolezor3d Obama’s pecs, bleached them then added hair! WTF I want my money back! By the way Obama, where’s my fucking check?
gerard Vandenberg | December 28, 2008 at 11:32 pm
If you are some perez hilton-FAGGOT he maybe is, folks!!
E. Norma Stitz | December 29, 2008 at 12:21 am
Looks like a sloth from Goonies to me!
2 words | December 29, 2008 at 12:26 am
THUNDER THIGHS.
friendlyfires | December 29, 2008 at 2:18 am
I am so happy I am not gay – my non-gayness thoroughly justifies why I’m vomiting through my nostrils at this moment – curse you, Soup Or Fish Al Guy!
(Christina! Quit humping the monitor!)
Evan Faine | December 29, 2008 at 2:46 am
Bring back Brosnan — IMMEDIATELY. Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, and The World Is Not Enough make Quantum Of Solace look like Bio-dome.
GTFO my Bond franchise, Craig!
AndrewMacCloud | December 29, 2008 at 3:25 am
That is one sexy deap sea creature..
Tom Cruise | December 29, 2008 at 6:09 am
DCLTC
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 29, 2008 at 8:19 am
Backwood Bitch? you put that so eloquently,,,how soon would you drop to your knees if i was in your presence, thats when i would proceed to put out my cigar on your thick forehead….
hckyfan40 | December 29, 2008 at 9:46 am
He’s so YUMMY
quandry | December 29, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Once a man turns 35, it’s downhill all the way. Craig used to be a blonde beast in his 20s, so I’m told.
testing | December 29, 2008 at 1:59 pm
he is so fug, and usually he is in better shape
also why is he at the beach with one of the gay dudes from Bravo reality shows?
bop | December 29, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Paper Bag over face
hmmm…..no not even that would work. b/c im a girl. not a guy who writes on here. hence, not stupid.
pLace | December 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Could he have more mole-covered skin?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Daniel Craig - Hot From the Neck Down | December 31, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Okay, if “ButHerFace” describes chicks that are hot except for their faces, what’s the term for guys?
Geezess Wilikers, Daniel Craig is so freaking sexy … with a bag over his head.
Daniel Craig can Double-0 my 7 any day … he’s wearing a bag over his head.
I’d want to be that crystal-blue water … if Daniel Craig’s wearing a bag over his head.
Preferably a plastic one. I love his body, but he’s ruining the James Bond franchise.
Tattoo | January 2, 2009 at 7:06 pm
When will people come to realize that all tattoos look like $hit… especially on girls… let me say that again… TATTOOS LOOK LIKE $HIT..ESPECIALLY ON GIRLS… ESPECIALLY ON GIRLS…
Steve | January 22, 2009 at 7:24 am
the guy’s was on a holiday break .. let him enjoy.
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portable media players | May 20, 2010 at 5:59 am
Seriously, people are very beautiful. Every time I close my eyes I see no imagination and hotter. How it works, right?