Daniel Craig Is A Naked Drunk

February 1st, 2006 // 22 Comments

danielcraigdrunk.jpgThe new James Bond, Daniel Craig, has sworn off drinking with directors, since revealing that his nude scene in Some Voices was spawned from a round of heavy drinking with director Simon Cellan Jones:

The scene was written as me running down the road stripped to the waist covered in tomato juice. But then I got drunk at Simon’s and said, ‘I’ll do it naked!’

These boozin’ celebrities need to learn some restraint. When I go out drinking, I always make sure to stop at running down the road, stripped to the waist, covered in tomato juice. Anything beyond that is just gratuitous. If this kind of thing happened every time Tara Reid got drunk, she would be naked in films almost as much as she’s naked in public.



  1. gossipmonger

    I dont understand the big deal about this guy… How’d he become the new Bond?? Weren’t past Bond men handsome? sexy? And this guy? eww, keep your clothes on, please.

  2. bafongu

    Such a shame. No other actors want to touch this one cause Craig ain’t no Bond. Clive Owen maybe, but Craig? This film is in the tank before it even has all the actors signed.

  3. AmberDextrose

    Have you actually seen the alternatives?

    The hottest action man in Britain right now is Jordan and his tits would get in the way.

    The rest are a bunch of girls dressed like men.

    How wierd. I’m living in a nation of cross-dressers. That’s why I’m wearing this polo neck. And gloves. And I type in falsetto.

  4. TeamLacheyRools

    You are all sooooooo wrong!!! hes gonna be a badass bitch slapping Bond, and quite frankly, the more hes naked in Casino Royale the better IMHO!!! I think hes lush…*swoon*

  5. boo

    actually, i really like Daniel Craig. i find him quite hot. he’s a helluva lot hotter than Colin Farrell, who if we want to believe the tabloids, was up for the Bond part. i think Colin Farrell looks like a toad.

  6. sikofdis

    The Bond movies have sucked lately anyway…I for one am optimistic about him. He was pretty bad-ass in “Road to Perdition” and “Layer Cake”.

  7. ferret1

    “They tricked me into getting naked…Wah!” A celeb’s life is tough, ain’t it? Not only is restraint an issue, but how about a little personal responsibility. This reminds me of Sharon Stone bitching that she didn’t know that people could see her bush in Basic Instinct, meanwhile the camera was so far up her skirt, they had to use gauze to wipe the lens clean…

  8. PapaHotNuts

    I would rather see Phillip Seymour Hoffman play Bond than this guy. I mean, if Bond isn’t going to be good looking, make him really unattractive. How ’bout Adrian Brody? That guy would rock as James Bond. Fuck it, Star Jones as Bond. Instead of ordering martini’s shaken not stirred, she could order a bucket of chicken wings, spicy-not teriyaki.

  9. HollyJ

    I think the people that need to be drunk are the poor saps having to film this clown naked.

  10. ESQ

    First thing comes to mind with this dude and that is FUGS! Seeing him naked would just freak me out or anyone else for that matter. I think whatever we have done in college needs to stay there as it can just come back to haunt you when you least expect it, especially this.

  11. Darby

    Who cares ya ya celebs drink. Is it a contest now to see can be drunker than Colin Farrell??

  12. Captain Awesome

    The Bond license sucks anyway. I’ve never understood peoples liking for a queer british guy with gagdets. Unless we’re talking about Inspector Gadget? Then he’s just badass.

    I’d rather see The Rock tear this license up and have the 80′s Bobcat Goldthwait as his sidekick.

    Thats a sure fire way to make the Bond license interesting.

  13. MortyFishbein

    I just wanted to say Amber’s (3) comment was fucking gold! LMAO.

  14. andrewthezeppo

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  15. Ben_Danglin

    I would like to see Russel Crowe be the next bond. He could throw phones at the villians and pound on the guy who makes his martinis. I’d pay to see that.

  16. Magus

    “My name is Blond … James Blond … HIC !”

    nope, it’s not working for me …

  17. Jayne

    Every Bond candidate is ugly.
    *Colin = creepy stare ugly
    *Clive = down syndrome ugly
    *Craig = awkward ugly

    I’d settle for Hugh Jackman to be honest.

    But in the end, I really don’t care considering how awful GoldenEye, the World is not Enough and Die Another Day were.

    Make me some more Bourne movies and screw Bond.

  18. lysistrata11

    Oh how I long for the days of Sean Connery. Not that I was alive while he was Bond or anything…but damn, he’s sexy for an old guy. Bond movies have gone down the shitter since Timothy Dalton. Blech.

  19. prideofchucky

    #14- Posted by andrewthezeppo on February 1, 2006 05:58 PM

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
    No offense to andrewthezeppo (who very well may have invented this joke 60 years ago)but can we all get a little more original? This “joke” is on EVERY post. I’m sorry but it just bugs me.

    For some reason the often used, “I’d still hit it” doesn’t bother me – go figer…

  20. tikivixen

    I think it is now appropriate to say to all of you Craig detractors…..


  21. antwuen

    Funny isn’t it. The movie came out and they are raving about Daniel Craig’s acting and his James Bond. So maybe James Bond is blond afterall. Find him sexy and intense, saw the film, and hey he should not be ashamed of coming out naked.

  22. ass

    Where’s ur cock? I wanna see it. Heard u have huge dick. Lol

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