“I choose PUBENDOR!!!!”
While you and your children were enjoying the magical wizardry and adventure of the Harry Potter movies, Daniel Radcliffe was thinking the whole time about how much he loves having tons of pubes and then pressing said pubes into a woman also lush with pubery. So basically you can’t buy this level of marketing. Via Us Magazine:
The Harry Potter star admits he sometimes manscapes — but not for his benefit. “I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy,” he says.
The Woman in Black actor, who’s currently dating production assistant Rosie Coke, adds: “This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”
HERMOINE: Harry, what’s wrong? Don’t you want to be my first?
HARRY: It’s just that, well, would you terribly mind putting this wig over- eh, you know what? Nevermind. I’ll go see if Ron’s little sister got her red carpet yet. PUBESICORIUS! *vanishes in a puff of tiny black hairs*
And there goes any chance of J.K. Rowling writing an eight book because, seriously, how do you not go there now? It’s impossible.
Photos: Splash News
he has CANCER or AIDS?
in other words: IS HE DYING, folks?
Yellow teeth, pale skin, bags under his eyes, yes he is British.
That’s what you look like when you’re British, you never see sunlight and have smoked since you were 14.
Harry Potter The Hairy Cunt and the bald pussy that lived under stairs.
Merkinius MAXIMUS! (waves penis like a wand)
Guess who discovered cocaine!!! Lookin good, Harry.
Yay for girls with natural bush!
oh way to try to stay relevant magik boy.
No way! Are you serious!?
“I’ll suck your dick for some Butterbeer.”
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Harry POT ter
So Harry likes the ol’ “Dark Forest,” eh? Prof. Sprout taught him to handle those “Spiky Bushes”? What’s he now, Order of “Merkin,” First Class?
Sheesh. Sorry, gang. I’ve really got to stop reading those fucking books to my kids.
He looks so like he wants a ding-a-ling in his mouth.
Where’s Danny Glover?
Late 80′s AIDS patient?
This explains that Hermione upskirt from a few years ago.
Harry Potter’s later years: Charlie Sheen
“My preciousssssssss!”
wow he looks like a heroin addict….english people really are hideous.
Is it weird that I think he’s hot?
So, now they are making a ’28 Months Later’?
Winning!
Harry Potter and The Philosopher Stoned
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Hair
Harry Potter and The Half Cut prince
Harry looks like a goddamn cancer patient.
Why does he suddenly appear old enough to have had a face full of robust 20th century bush in 1975? It’s like Samuel L. Jackson deflected his Force lightning.
Iveski…that quote you posted made me laugh so much.
Hahaha! This whole post is hilarious and so weird…Why was he saying these things?
He must be either hungover or sick!
This post has the best title ever!