Harry Potter Says ’70s Bush or GTFO’

February 1st, 2012 // 31 Comments

“I choose PUBENDOR!!!!”

While you and your children were enjoying the magical wizardry and adventure of the Harry Potter movies, Daniel Radcliffe was thinking the whole time about how much he loves having tons of pubes and then pressing said pubes into a woman also lush with pubery. So basically you can’t buy this level of marketing. Via Us Magazine:

The Harry Potter star admits he sometimes manscapes — but not for his benefit. “I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy,” he says.
The Woman in Black actor, who’s currently dating production assistant Rosie Coke, adds: “This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

HERMOINE: Harry, what’s wrong? Don’t you want to be my first?
HARRY: It’s just that, well, would you terribly mind putting this wig over- eh, you know what? Nevermind. I’ll go see if Ron’s little sister got her red carpet yet. PUBESICORIUS! *vanishes in a puff of tiny black hairs*

And there goes any chance of J.K. Rowling writing an eight book because, seriously, how do you not go there now? It’s impossible.

Photos: Splash News


  1. forrest gump

    he has CANCER or AIDS?
    in other words: IS HE DYING, folks?

  2. Black History

    Harry Potter The Hairy Cunt and the bald pussy that lived under stairs.

  3. Danel Radcliffe
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    Merkinius MAXIMUS! (waves penis like a wand)

  4. Danel Radcliffe
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    Guess who discovered cocaine!!! Lookin good, Harry.

  5. Plurp

    Yay for girls with natural bush!

  6. dr strange

    oh way to try to stay relevant magik boy.

  7. No way! Are you serious!?

  8. “I’ll suck your dick for some Butterbeer.”

  9. Danel Radcliffe
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    Harry POT ter

  10. So Harry likes the ol’ “Dark Forest,” eh? Prof. Sprout taught him to handle those “Spiky Bushes”? What’s he now, Order of “Merkin,” First Class?

    Sheesh. Sorry, gang. I’ve really got to stop reading those fucking books to my kids.

  11. Terry

    He looks so like he wants a ding-a-ling in his mouth.

  12. Danel Radcliffe
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    Where’s Danny Glover?

  13. Danel Radcliffe
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    Late 80′s AIDS patient?

  14. Frunken

    This explains that Hermione upskirt from a few years ago.

  15. Danel Radcliffe
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    Harry Potter’s later years: Charlie Sheen

  16. Danel Radcliffe
    The Pope
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    “My preciousssssssss!”

  17. lily

    wow he looks like a heroin addict….english people really are hideous.

  18. Mamamia

    Is it weird that I think he’s hot?

  19. cc

    So, now they are making a ’28 Months Later’?

  20. Danel Radcliffe
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  21. Always say cunt

    Harry Potter and The Philosopher Stoned
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Hair
    Harry Potter and The Half Cut prince

  22. Solcrym

    Harry looks like a goddamn cancer patient.

  23. Why does he suddenly appear old enough to have had a face full of robust 20th century bush in 1975? It’s like Samuel L. Jackson deflected his Force lightning.

  24. Iveski…that quote you posted made me laugh so much.

  25. Ida

    Hahaha! This whole post is hilarious and so weird…Why was he saying these things?

  26. Danel Radcliffe
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    He must be either hungover or sick!

  27. This post has the best title ever!

  28. unknown

    What happened to Daniel?
    He used to an ‘ok’ looking kid, but now he looks like a vampire with very pale skin.

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