Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz just started dating last November after she broke things off with Darren Aronofsky, and apparently they’re married already, according to Celebuzz:
Rachel’s rep confirmed to Celebuzz that the couple have indeed married, but did not provide any other details. The couple, who have been quietly seeing each other since November after filming The Dream House together, tied the knot in a low-key ceremony on Wednesday of last week, according to the Daily Mail. Held in New York, the ceremony was attended by only four people.
So, who were the lucky few that reportedly got to attend the ceremony?
According to reports, Rachel’s 4-year-old son with Black Swan director Darren Aronovsky [sic], Daniel’s 18-year-old daughter and two family friends were at the low-key ceremony.
Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure this proves Darren Aronofsky is the one who really knocked up Natalie Portman. There’s no other way to look at it.
DARREN: Are you still mad I got Natalie Portman pregnant?
RACHEL: No, not at all, Mr. Big Time Director shagging his leading actress. Although, I did just talk bloody James fockin’ Bond into monogamy, so have a wank on them bollocks over me fish and chips!
(I portray the British too accurately, I know. It’s my curse.)
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She is yummy, can’t blame ol’ Bond for gettin’ .in there quick.
Ya she had me at the Constant Gardner. She has something, don’t know what it is…
She will be gunned down soon, by a villain in a Citroen.
He’s a buttaface.
Congrats to the under-the-radar bride & groom.
He’s a buttabody now too, since he stopped the roid’s. So, he’s a “buttaperson”, now.
Good lookin couple. Congrats to them.
I wasn’t even sure it was her. She has had enough plastic surgery lately she doesn’t even look like herself anymore.
Her left eye is more open than the right. Hmm!
GAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!
Oh wow. Does this mean that Darren Aronofsky refused to marry her for all those years they were together? This does not bode well for my plan of ultimately marrying him….
so natalie’s oscar was hush money?
WOW a middle aged actor married someone his own age…you’re awesome mr. craig.
only boys who kiss other boys their ASS’ have these weird look in their eyes……….
Rachel needs to shave.
I always thought she was hot & I can’t blame Bond for locking this one down. I’d really leave her shaken & stirred.
Good grief!
“Secret” can just mean “not like a Kardashian” – meaning that two adults can do whatever the hell they want, when they want – without announcements, giant asses, or self-promoting media frenzies.
The only thing surprising about this is that I didn’t know Rachel was gay for Cameron Diaz.
she’s gorgeous
not everyone wants to be doug hutchison and marry a little child…
She’s stunning. He’s handsome. Neither seem to give the Paparazzi much to spin into a story so who knows? They may have a shot, so long as she isn’t chased by Mummies and he doesn’t get whacked by a secret agent..
Ms. Weitz likes her ovaries shaken, not stirred.
Why buy the cow when the milk is free ? He could have all the trim in the world !
There are vast horizons of pussy this guy could violate without any guilt.
He should have taken the George Clooney never get married short course
I imagine he immediately took the opportunity to read from the book and free her mammaries.