Daniel Craig Is Sick Of Being James Bond

“Sorry, did you say fifty? Bloody hell, we’re really out of ideas for these things.”

Probably because Daniel Crag’s already moved on to being a real life hero by publicly calling the Kardashians “fucking idiots,”  he doesn’t really feel like playing Bond again right now. Via People:

“Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists. No, not at the moment,” he said. “Not at all. That’s fine. I’m over it at the moment. We’re done. All I want to do is move on.”

And while that sounds like a hard no, he was actually just talking about doing them back to back, which is what the studio wanted after Skyfall made a billion dollars:

“I was contracted to do another one. That was all set up,” the 47-year-old said. “But at the studio there was a real keenness to get it done as soon as possible. In fact, there was a conversation at one point that went: ‘Let’s film two movies back to back.’ I just went: ‘You’re out of your f—— minds.’ In the nicest possible way.”

And before everyone shits on their X Rockers, he even said if they offered him enough cash — which at this point the studio is probably willing to sacrifice children to get him back — he’d probably do it:

“If I did another Bond movie, it would only be for the money.”

So there you go, neckbeards, you might still have your white, blue-eyed James Bond for one more movie until Obama makes Idris Elba take over and it’s just James praying to Mecca five times a day in between raiding West Virginia compounds to steal their arsenals. But look on the bright side, at least there’s a chance for more latent homoerotica, which if we’re being honest is the real concern here, isn’t it? #NotYourShield (I honestly have no fucking clue what that even is.)