Winnie Cooper is Single

Winnie Cooper’s husband Mike Verta looks like this while she’s a super-hot 35-year-old who’s also into voicing comic book and video game characters and probably tastes like strawberries, so you’ll be surprised to learn he couldn’t hold on to her because a woman like this requires the soft, delicate touch of a man who’s seen minimal manual labor yet knows how to power ring a butt. (Full Disclosure: I honestly don’t know how to do that last one, but I’m willing to learn.) People reports:

The couple, who have a prenuptial agreement, separated on June 1, according to court papers filed Monday in L.A. Superior Court. McKellar cites irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split.
McKellar, who played Winnie Cooper on the popular ’90s TV show, has a 1½-year-old son, Draco Verta, with Verta. McKellar is seeking joint custody.

She named their kid Draco? (Let’s not pretend who wore the pants here.) Winnie Cooper, get out of my dreams and into my basement full of collectible figurines. MOC, baby. MOC… But, seriously, try not to touch them. The human skin gives off oils that over time will erode- You know what? That’s more of a second date talk. Let’s take things slow.

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