There Has Not Been Enough Attention Paid To Winnie Cooper’s Ass And That Is A Crime

July 26th, 2013 // 51 Comments

Here’s Winnie Cooper, or Danica McKellar, whatever that means, on the set of Avril Lavigne‘s new video yesterday because apparently that’s what she does now that she’s a divorcee along with dressing up in Princess Leia’s Bounty Hunter disguise because she’s an angel. An honest-to-God angel. *resumes welding angel-size birdcage* What’s more romantic: newspaper or pages from a Victoria’s Secret catalog? I want to do this right.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. That’s an amazing ass. She has always been drop dead gorgeous and she’s only gotten better with time.

  2. Who the f–k is Winnie Cooper???

    • Respect your elders. We are old and feeble, but still have dwindling dreams, and some of those dreams apparently involve Winnie Cooper. You can use our presence on this site to disprove any preconceptions that physical and emotional or intellectual maturity are in any way bound.

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    Jeremy
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    Also she’s a math genius and has created several NGOs dedicated to encouraging girls to get involved in mathematics.

    So, you know, not just a hottie with an awesome booty.

    • I don’t doubt her math skills, but I question whether majoring in mathematics qualifies as genius… kudos to her for not encouraging women to pretend they are stupid though.

    • She IS a freaking math genius, which kills me, because not only would she laugh at my tiny wang, she’d humiliate me over my inability to solve word problems. And sudoku. I can’t freaking STAND sudoku.

  4. That course of the force video was pretty awesome. CM Punk is a fucking boss.

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    Very nice.

  6. Danica McKellar Butt Tight Booty Shorts Cleavage Avril Lavigne Music Video
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    James Franco in the rice paddy hat approves.

  7. shonzie

    Umm ya…you may want to rethink the idea of having a woman hotter than you in your own video.

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    LV426
    Commented on this photo:

    After sailing the seven seas, Captain Jack Sparrow was able to get that surgery he’d always wanted.

  9. Without a Doubt One of the Hottest Girls around; 9.9

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    Her face is…unfortunate

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    Smapdi
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    Need a photo collage titled “The Wonder Rears”.

  12. Slappy Magoo

    For the sake of brevity, please assume I’m posting “sweet baby Jesus in ass floss” to each and every one of these pictures…

  13. Colin

    What the hell is a Winnie-Cooper? Does she have a car in there?

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    The Most Interesting
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    “I know I left my PhD around here someplace…”

  15. Jay

    Fish, send used condoms, girls like that………..

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    Kodos
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    Easy on the icing there, cupcake!

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    john
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    hey leave her alone, she is still a girl next door hottie and a smart one at that……I would Kevin Arnold that ass any day

  18. It’s all awesome until you read this is for an Avril Lavigne video. Like building a mansion in an Alabama trailer park.

  19. brick

    World class ass. Vanessa Paradis face. : (

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    She had a baby and look at thos fucking abs!

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    some black guy
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    now that is some fanny right there

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    some black guy
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    this woman is so smart and sexy.

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    LittleCupcakes
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    Just the right amount of dwarfism.

    • You are the dwarf

      Would you call Britney Spears a dwarf? They are both the exact same height.

      • You are the dwarf

        Or Fergie. Or Pink. Or Shania Twain. Or Renee Zellwegger. Or Alanis Morisette. Or Sarah Jessica Parker. Or Janet Jackson. Or Julianne Moore. Or Rose McGowan. Or Martin Scorcese.

        Taller than Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Kim Kardashian, Mila Kunis, Carmen Electra, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gillian Anderson, Lucy Liu, Cheryl Cole, Bo Derek, Kelly Ripa and a long etcetera.

      • LittleCupcakes

        Short does not equal dwarfism, professors. And some of those dudes don’t count, we’re talking about women here.

        Dwarfism is a condition with resulting physical characteristics including foreshortened limbs (see Panettiere), shortness is merely the lack of height.

        Yay ignorant losers! I win, you losers lose, you losing losers lose all the time. By losing.

  24. lawn

    How about that. She’s a mathematical genius who’s had a theorem named after her, and here we are discussing the merits of her ass.

  25. That ass is a 10^1 out of (100/10).

  26. Mmm, Winnie, love her.

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    Jenn
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    I like that whole Love is a Battlefield video bohemian vibe of what she’s wearing. Not the color of those tights though. The shoes, TDF. Love them.
    So..can she lip synch for Avril so I never have to look at her again?

  28. She’s aged a hell of a lot better than Avril.

    You’d never know Avril’s nearly a decade younger, to look at them side-by-side.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    I have stared into the ass of Winnie Cooper and my life will never be the same.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Seems like right about now she is questioning her life choices. “An Avril Livine video…really???”

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    Skeeter
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    Whoever gets to eat and bang her asshole is one lucky guy!

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    malaka
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    didn’t there used to be a zoom feature?

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    hollyhood
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    2:50-3:03 on the video, you’re welcome.

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    Yikes, Billy Zane…

  35. Danica McKellar Butt Tight Booty Shorts Cleavage Avril Lavigne Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Rocket Raccoon was going to be CGI? And not oh so very sexy.

  36. Danica McKellar Butt Tight Booty Shorts Cleavage Avril Lavigne Music Video
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    come on. her head has it’s own weathersystem. she cries herself to sleep at night on a gigantic pilla.

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