That’s Winnie Cooper’s Butt

March 19th, 2014 // 35 Comments

Considering I spent my entire morning obsessing over The Avengers 2 concept art, the least I can do is actually practice some real journalism, so here’s Danica McKellar‘s ass in booty shorts. And before anyone asks what does this have to do with the world we live in? Maybe Winnie Cooper’s butt has a theory on what really happened to Malaysia Flight 370. The woman’s a mathematician for Chrissakes. Open your minds.

Photos: Phamous/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    Goddamn! I want to bury my face in there.

  2. Yes Kevin Arnold. You are a moron for letting this one go.

  3. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    I want to stick it in Winnie’s pooper.

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    If TV has taught me anything, it’s that female mathematicians are hot.

  5. jep

    Boutros Boutros-Golly!

  6. Burt

    Winnie will alway be my frist

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    Kim Kardashian
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    Butt? What butt?

  8. That is one high quality dumper.

  9. Slash

    Winnie Cooper’s butt’s theory (we’re through the rabbit hole now, people!) on what happened to the plane would be AT LEAST as intelligent as any I’ve seen on any news show so far.

    Winnie Cooper’s Butt: It’s aliens. Wake up, sheeple!
    World: Sounds legit. Tell us more.

  10. Goose

    How old are the people that know who “Winnie Cooper” is?

  11. Speaking of Butts; Maria Menounos has a reality show on Oxygen (sp). First show last night. Not a single butt shot. Nagging parents (she lives with her parents), whiny boyfriend, no bikini or butt shots. Filled some time at 1:00 in the morning.

  12. ace11

    I like Mischa Bartons butt better

    But this is not bad

  13. DA ASS!!

    I love this woman she’s hot and incredibly smart, rare combination.

  14. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    Sweet Jesus, that’s a nice, tight yet petite pair of buns. Take note KK that’s something of beauty! “Please sweet Marge( Danica) I would do anything for you even kill for you, just say it !”

    • She just sent me an email requesting that you go kill Kim Kardashian. Or better yet, keep her alive but cut off about 2/3′s of her butt. As always, if you or any of your Mayhem Impossible team are captured, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of you or your mission. Like it’s up to some fucking secretary. Fer fucksake, at least turn it over to someone in mid-management.

  15. I love her booty.

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    I want to some pics of her working that gigantic dildo she’s carrying around.

  17. Today, Elementary schoolteachers across the nation will write this title across their blackboards in order to prove the importance of proper comma usage.

  18. s-man

    @msctex. ‘Apostrophe’ is the word you are looking for.

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    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    It would be super duper if I could pack Winnie Cooper’s pooper.

  20. anonym

    she seems to nice to the paps

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    dingdong
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    NICE!

  22. tlmck

    I love her for her genius IQ.

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    Just look at the shitter on that critter!

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    loves2munch
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    Very nice!

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