Dania Ramirez Had a Pool Party

September 27th, 2010 // 76 Comments

Here’s Entourage star Dania Ramirez hosting a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas Saturday because it’s been way too long without a swimwear post. Personally, I preferred her work as Chick Who Kills People With Her All-Black Eyes on Heroes, but that speaks more to my hatred of every single thing on Entourage than my love of horribly shoehorned-in characters that signal the demise of an entire series. To put things in perspective, a friend asked me the other day if I wanted to watch the episode where Vince films Medellin, and I made him give me a vasectomy instead because I believe people with Parkinson’s deserve a chance to be surgeons. Does anyone really need 3/4th of their testicle? No, of course not. Don’t be selfish.

Photos: Getty

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  1. hidehoe

    How does this chick go from boobs to no boobs, then back to boobs. It’s some kind of black magic I tell you!

  2. Ms. Rosen

    What the fuck has happened to this website? It’s all just Spencer/Heidi, Lindsay Lohan updates, and – oh yeah – NOTHING FUNNY. Seriously: why the fuck should I even come here?

  3. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    nice zubaz lol

    is that a load in your pants?

  4. This girl is so very unsexy. Moderately pretty, but rates a big fat 0 on the sexy scale.

  5. Meh.
    Strange things going on in the crotch of that swimsuit. Some will holler “Camel toe!” but I don’t know.
    I invite others more skilled in this arcane type of analysis to offer their opinions. Maxi pad? Lining gone awry? Or are we actually viewing this woman’s bulging labia through the swimwear?

  6. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    Womb Raider
    Commented on this photo:

    First to say she’s ugly.

  7. Amy

    Alicia Keys?

  8. Mind melding with rough's wang is prohibited

    Yeah she’s hood cute but I cant get pass the shoulders and arms. Could you possibly go Hollywood without making it to Hollywood yet>>>is there such a thing~~~

  9. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    tony gabone
    Commented on this photo:

    ah i was hoping she was gonna be wearing a really tiny two piece bikini……..this was disappointing

  10. SuperGrover

    Are we really supposed to care about this?

  11. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    oh bill
    Commented on this photo:

    first to say i’d eat her butt.

  12. DD

    That is definitely a deflated camel toe happening there.

  13. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    Name
    Commented on this photo:

    eww

  14. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    Retards Rule
    Commented on this photo:

    I like to swim in swimming pools, because I like the water.

  15. minx

    how unremarkable. she’s in this annoying cover girl commercial that makes me want to throw up every time i accidentally see it. she’s doing this very gay dance with her shoulders, perhaps something hispanic, but that’s all i know her from, so i can’t stand the sight of her.
    also, tiny implants and a hideous one-piece. had to say it.

  16. what?

    Or a very small penis tucked away.

  17. God

    She looks like she has a high quality, tight cunt.

  18. Great post Dania!, oh well… she is also quiet beautiful.

  19. afterthebeep

    wow you people are cynical, critical, elitist cunts. Go score a chick this hot, then talk shit.

    • dude

      Hi there, I followed your advice. With the caveat that the chick I scored was hotter in several ways. Now I will talk shit, per your prescription:

      this chick is an ugly cunt. With freak feet. Just an average chola, nothing more.

      that’s all folks.

    • Joe C

      Exactly. This is just a plain ass Dominican chick. I personally prefer women from South America. They tend to be a lot more attractive and a lot less ghetto. I’ll take a Colombian or Argentinian over a Chicana, Dominican or Puerto Rican hoochie any day of the week.

    • Joe C

      Oh and yes, I’ve personally scored several South American women that are much hotter than this Dominican skank. In fact, I ended up marrying one.

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  21. stevebeagle

    a lil less forehead please

  22. captain america

    psssst: she needed a life-jacket because she couldn’t swim, folks!!

  23. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    Chubby
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one ugly girl!

  24. Kerri

    i think she is one of the ugliest people on the planet. notice how i didn’t say female? because i’m not convinced she is one. i have nothing against small boobs – i actually prefer them but she looks like an eleven year old boy OR a 38 year old transvestite – i’m not sure which yet. either way she is as ugly and tacky as they come. look who they have her dating. turtle. need i say more?

  25. FishBone

    what’s up with the hammer pants?

  26. jim

    Tranny?

  27. Joe C

    She looks like a less fat, lower rent J.Ho. Her thighs are jacked up and WTF are the sores on her legs? Seriously folks, there are hotter chicks than this at bus stops in the Mexican part of town.

  28. Righty Whitey

    She’s the annoying Latino Flava’ of the week. She’ll be gone in two shakes of a gold chain and a wife beater.

    • Righty Whitey

      There’s really only room for 1 Latino bitch in Hollywood at any given time in history. Back in the day, if you needed a Latino presence in a movie, you called Maria Conchita Alonzo. Then when she got old and haggered (usually happens to Latino’s around age 35 or so, they morph into trolls), then it was Salma Hayek, then she kind of got old, then it was Jennifer Lopez, then Penelope Cruz…etc…the Latino girl only has a shelf life of maybe 6-10 years. After that, their best hope would be playing Danny DeVito’s understudy or hope the Leprechaun movies make a comeback….

  29. whoa

    that is a fuckin’ ugly ass foot in pic 2

  30. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    AC
    Commented on this photo:

    Dania Ramirez should have a sammich.

  31. I don’t know who this is.

    Whether she’s someone famous or not, why is this newsworthy?

  32. The Real TAB

    Does anyone else remember her as A.J.’s girlfriend from “The Sopranos?” This girl had a kid on the show, Carmella and Tony weren’t fond of her cause of her ethnicity…A.J. tried killing himself over her…

    FUCK! What was her name on the show? :-/

  33. The Real TAB

    BTW, it looks like a “period” bathing suit, where she didn’t anticipating getting it when she was throwing her party..just an observation..

  34. A.J. Soprano

    been there….done that…”lil” hector is probly in jail now or bangin for the “kings” ahahha

  35. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    A.J. Soprano
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she could purch herself on a tree limb and sing “whooo-whooo”

  36. jorge

    well, you see, the irony is that in that episode of entourage, there’s a guest roll of the local chick everyone falls for, and it’s Sofia Vergara. Pre “modern family”. So…

  37. stephanie

    what are the shades that shes wearing

  38. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    Avril
    Commented on this photo:

    Waoo que flaca… esta casi anorexica…. debe comer un poquito mas.
    Ademas tiene las piernas llenas de manchas.
    Waooo too skinny… almost anorexy… she must eat more. Besides, has the legs full of spots. “guacatelaaaa”

  39. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    shesmiles
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a bod I would like to have…

  40. Burt

    She’s cute. Never seen her before. I’ve tried watching Entourage once…Couldn’t stand it for more than 5 minutes. That TV show is way overrated.

  41. pessimism

    Looks terrible here compared to on HEROES. Needs to gain some weight. Morphs from photo to photo looking hot, then anorexic, then tranny, then roid abuser.

    If she gained 15-20 lbs to fill out the boobs and hide the veiny arms, and properly waxed her face she’d be smokin.

  42. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    jj
    Commented on this photo:

    ewww, why is she so fricken skinny its disgusting. last time i checked girls were suppossed to be more than skin and bones and werent suppossed to look like a tranny. eat a fricken burger!

  43. jj

    ewww, why is she so fricken skinny its disgusting. last time i checked girls were suppossed to be more than skin and bones and werent suppossed to look like a tranny. eat a fricken burger!

  44. Cardinal Fang sometimes Soviet Snow

    Looks like a 13 year-old Olympic gymnasts’ body

  45. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry but the commenters on the main pic must be gay because that’s all woman to me.

    Look at those legs. Just look at them!

  46. Dania Ramirez at Wet Republic
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh What I’d give to touch that hiney!

  47. Willy Wonka

    I’d like to have a party in her ass…

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