It’s Safe Now, The Bikinis Are Back And Other News

December 2nd, 2013 // 23 Comments

- Leah Remini is still allowed near Jennifer Lopez. [Lainey Gossip]

- Maria Bello comes out as bisexual. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

- Justin Bieber is a grown up now, you guys. [Fishwrapper]

- Chrissy Teigen had a Nintendo-themed birthday party. [tooFab]

- The Kardashian Kristmas Kard is Here [BuzzFeed]

- Macri Elena Velez Sanchez is a hot chick with way too many names in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Doug Hutchison wasn’t banging Courtney Stodden enough. Riiight. [IDLYITW]

- Jesus Christ, Danica Thrall in lingerie… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Zac Efron broke his jaw by snorting coke too hard. Alone. [Celebslam]

- Rose McGowan gets naked for student films now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brandi Glanville lied about scoring LeAnn Rimes ex-husband for her podcast. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Spike Lee‘s people ripped off an artist’s Oldboy poster, and then Spike pissed in his face. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. JC

    Damnit, Fish! I come here to see chicks in bikinis, not chicks in bikinis selling bottled water! Fuck you and your libtard agenda death panel black muslim Obamacare! Meudhfhelgh!

    (Did I do that right?)

    • Dox

      Almost. You left out the part where you completely rewrite history to support your viewpoint, and then use “facts” that are easily disproven to back it up. When that fails, then you have to proceed into a emotional outburst about how everyone that dared to voice any comment that didn’t support your statement is brainwashed, and follow that up with the tired old Kool Aid comment.

      Definitely a good first time out though. Bravo, dear sir.

    • You could add the words “socialist” and “sheeple” but yeah, you’ve pretty much hit the highlights.

  2. That Bastard Tony

    Maybe I’ve watched parts of A History of Violence one too many times, but Maria Bello coming out as bi has only made her more bangable.

  3. cc

    So long as she doesn’t write a book.

  4. ace11

    Has she met Brody Jenner yet?

  5. Dani Mathers Nipples Topless Wet T-Shirt Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water
    Deacon Jones
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    Hot!

  6. Are they going for the world record of “marketing spending on water” with this 138 Water shit? I’m not complaining, it just seems weird.

    • Dox

      I was wondering the same thing. Not that I don’t appreciate the… theme of the ads, but I’m a little perplexed as to the purpose of 10 thousand images of half naked women with bottled water.

      Is that the future if we all buy bottled water? Or is it how will all look if we drink the bottled water? (in which case Im never leaving my house again.)

  7. Dani Mathers Nipples Topless Wet T-Shirt Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water
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    Has any fool (male or female) actually bought this water without ever seeing a bikini spread for the product?

  8. Is this the poor or rich man’s Pamela Anderson?

    Discuss.

    • A man who’s poor in judgement yet rich in STD’s, so both? Ahhh, who am I kidding though. I’d still bang her. Condoms are cheap and plentiful.

  9. Danica Thrall is my new favorite brain-bang

  10. Dani Mathers Nipples Topless Wet T-Shirt Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water
    Commented on this photo:

    Not yet mastered the art of drinking from a bottle.

  11. Dani Mathers Nipples Topless Wet T-Shirt Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    This is bullshit! I come here for social and political commentary not this… this.. those have to be a full C or at least a small D.

  12. Dani Mathers Nipples Topless Wet T-Shirt Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water
    terry pembleton
    Commented on this photo:

    dani mathers is a gourgeus lady,love to see her
    the less clothes the better

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