If anybody watched last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno then you would have seen Charlize Theron bend over and let Dane Cook literally kiss her ass. And maybe I need to brush up on my etiquette, but when in the history of ever has a beautiful woman ever agreed to let a stranger kiss her ass just because he asked? I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but clearly Dane Cook is the world’s greatest hypnotist. And clearly I’ll have to move into his basement to learn all his hypnotic ass-kissing secrets.
Dane Cook kisses Charlize Theron’s ass
October 5th, 2005 // 4 Comments