Dane Cook kisses Charlize Theron’s ass

Superficial | October 5, 2005 - 4:26 am

If anybody watched last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno then you would have seen Charlize Theron bend over and let Dane Cook literally kiss her ass. And maybe I need to brush up on my etiquette, but when in the history of ever has a beautiful woman ever agreed to let a stranger kiss her ass just because he asked? I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but clearly Dane Cook is the world’s greatest hypnotist. And clearly I’ll have to move into his basement to learn all his hypnotic ass-kissing secrets.