Dane Cook kisses Charlize Theron’s ass

If anybody watched last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno then you would have seen Charlize Theron bend over and let Dane Cook literally kiss her ass. And maybe I need to brush up on my etiquette, but when in the history of ever has a beautiful woman ever agreed to let a stranger kiss her ass just because he asked? I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but clearly Dane Cook is the world’s greatest hypnotist. And clearly I’ll have to move into his basement to learn all his hypnotic ass-kissing secrets.