Dan Marino Admits He Has A Love Child

By: The Superficial / January 31, 2013

“You want me to sign the inside of your vagina with my penis ink? I don’t see how that’s a collectible, but okay…”

Ace Ventura star, and previously revered family man, Dan Marino has admitted to the New York Post that he knocked up, Donna Savvattere, a CBS production assistant who then birthed a secret love baby in 2005. The affair was kept quiet for years thanks to Dan paying the woman millions of dollars to flee to Texas and only seeing his now seven-year-old daughter through a lawyer because she might as well have been named “Jackpot!”

Marino agreed to pay Savattere millions to care for Chloe, sources say, and she moved to Texas as part of the deal.
It’s not clear exactly how much Marino paid. But after getting the dough, Savattere apparently started living large.
She soon returned to New York from the Lone Star State, splitting her time between the Upper West Side and the Hamptons, where she became a fixture on the social scene.
She was even snapped by society photographers such as Patrick McMullan and New York Social Diary.
The source said that Marino, 51, has been in touch with his now-7-year-old daughter.
“They would have impromptu meetings, which was part of the deal,” a source said.
“Donna was always saying she had to go meet with her lawyers to go over the scheduling and other issues.”

As to whether or not his wife of 28 years knew all this time or only just found out recently isn’t known, but according to Dan Marino they have no intention of splitting up because she hates condoms as much as he does. “I guess he could’ve spared me the heartache because a love child is harder to hide than an affair, but those darn things are just so obnoxious.”

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