Damon Dash’s man-parts will drive you crazy – literally

December 19th, 2007 // 45 Comments

The former chief of Roc-A-Fella Records Damon Dash is being sued by a Georgia woman who claims he exposed himself to her at a nightclub causing her to hear voices in her head. Jamie Roberts claims in the lawsuit she wrote herself that the incident happened in 2004 and Damon Dash allegedly used an alias when he met her at the club. She had no idea who he was until she watched an episode of Chappelle’s Show in 2005, according to NY Daily News:

A complaint filed in Manhattan Supreme Court says the encounter left the woman – who admits to suffering from schizophrenia and bipolar disorder – hearing Dash’s voice in her ear “giving her certain instructions to follow.”
Roberts alleges she met someone introducing himself as “Jeremy McIntyre” at a Miami nightclub in March 2004, and agreed to rendezvous with him later at a marina near the club.
She is seeking $30,000 in damages.

These allegations sound a bit kooky to me. And, if I learned any life lesson in college, it’s this: Women only become crazy after you have drunken sex with them on top of a keg then don’t go to the mall with them the next day because you’d rather play Halo in your dorm room while drinking warm beer from a trunk under your bed. So, clearly, these accusations have all kinds of holes in them. I should be a lawyer.

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  1. hi

    Wow, just when i’;m finallhy first its on a yawn of a guy. Anyway, jaime lyn will split from her boyfriend by the time the baby turns one if he’s able to last that long

  2. Bigheadmike

    Crackpot……

  3. Alex P Keaton

    Wow. Great story. No wonder a loser like me is first ….

  4. Gerald_Tarrant

    I’ve made chicks have their eyes roll back into their heads and speak in tongues, but I have never had them hear voices other than my own and the 2 midgets that I use for fun.

  5. Alex P Keaton

    Damn ….

  6. steve

    Her allegations are as credible as the female Superficial commenters when they say they’re hot.

  7. Anal Phlegm Munch

    Filthy niggaboo. When will slavery return? I’ve got my noose and whip ready.

  8. veggi

    The little voice in my head told me to tell all of you how hot I am..

  9. I’m hot..

    and bothered

  10. p0nk

    Damon Dash must be a pseudonym for RichPort who often is met with similar responses when women see his manaconda.

  11. Al Kighda

    yea the manlove for RP’s e-anatomy has always been uncomfortable to watch

  12. Splooge

    Finally a reference to man parts will allow me to register my further objection to the tighty-whitey clad homos in the ad on the right.
    Anything this gay should require several levels of click-through warnings before being seen by anyone.
    A man standing only in underwear grabbing another man’s head and pulling it towards his dick should be on gay porn sites only not here on this bastion of decency.

  13. D. Richards (Waste-Land.)

    When I expose myself to the second-grade children I teach at our neighborhood elementary school, I just can’t help but to laugh. The little slobs are so cute vying for the chance to touch teacher’s cock. Who’s it gonna be? I don’t know! I’m kidding. You all can touch your father.

    One little girl even asked me what that “icky clear stuff” is (pre-ejaculate). Children are so precious at that age.

    Oh, yeah. Damon? I hate darkies but, good job. Relapse. The lady’s hearing your voice. The power of the prick.

  14. Splooge

    The reference to man-parts is my excuse to register my further objection to the ad featuring the white underwear clad homos on the right.
    Any ad featuring a homo grabbing another homo’s head and pushing it down towards his dick should require several click-through warnings before being seen. This gay porn has no place on the bastion of decency know as superficial. com

  15. veggi

    @15- I have to say the 12 year old holding her bolt-ons is a bit offputtin’ too.. and of course about everything in the ‘so freaking hot’ section…

  16. Splooge

    Sorry for the double post. The site lied to me and told me there was an error on the first one.
    My bad.

  17. aaliyah died for this clown

  18. splooge loves cock

    splooge loves takin’ it deep inside his man hole day & night.
    he does it for all of us soliders deing in america.
    fight for us derek fight!

  19. Splooge

    deing in America? I don’t even know what that means.
    Assuming you mean dying, I wasn’t aware that there were soldiers dying in America (not being there myself). What are they dying of, old age?

  20. Ript1&0

    Opinion =

    Crazies are looking for a trigger. She was probably traumatized sexually to begin with which initially led to her messed up head, and this sort of unwanted sexual advance is just the perfect thing to set her off. It’s something significant to focus on.

    Unfortunately for this guy, he’s feeling the brunt of her crazy. But I guess we should all be careful who we expose ourselves to, shouldn’t we?

  21. veggi

    MAMA! I don’t wanna dei!

  22. p0nk

    splooge troll = fail

  23. Light Cutie

    Since you guys hate darkies what about the light skin blacks aren’t we better?

  24. RichPort

    The last time I flashed my junk to some whorish hottie at the club, she had a bout of schizophrenia as well… well it was more like the devil on her one shoulder sniping the “don’t do it!” angel on the other with a high powered rifle… right before she rifled through my Levi’s.

  25. WTC is up with these worthless post? Can we move one to something more entertaining??

  26. I’ve had voices in my head for years after I saw Redd Foxx naked backstage in the Chicago City Center. He never tells me to do stuff except at Thanksgiving and then its just silly stuff like “Throw your boss off the roof” or “Smear yourself with rice and Green Bean Casserole”. I only did what he said once. You know, green beans feel pretty good…

  27. Champion of justice

    I boldly predict the plaintiff will lose on the grounds of insanity and poor hygiene and that our stylish defendant will be shot by police on general principles as he leaves the courthouse.

  28. Cannibal

    Hey I don’t hate darkies. If you cook them right they’re very tasty.

  29. The1DG

    If i had a dime for everytime some ignorant hole heard voices after i laid it out for her in a drunken romp… I’d have.. well.. 30 cents.. but thats neither here nor there… If I were dash, I’d pay her… just on the principle that she heard the echo of my stud falling in the woods for years after the fact… golden advertising like this has cost way more…

    … not that the story of, “hey, that random millionaire on tv sure looks like this other random guy who has a different name that i saw in the club last year”, doesnt carry a certain merit of its own…

  30. Tapeworm

    Damon Douche? Brudda got to get his game on.

  31. ktg13

    I just have this image of him sticking his dick in this lady’s ear over and over.

  32. woodhorse

    Yay! That’s the only time a pervert should expose himself in public is if it causes a person – male or female – to hear voices. Rock on Crazy people!

  33. A guy disclosed his nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there

  34. GG1000

    “A lawsuit she wrote herself…” Uh-oh, those are always scary words. Hello everyone, she’s obviously Looney Tunes and it almost certainly wasn’t even him! And she agreed to rendezvous with the guy later? Was that before or after he showed her his business? Nutcase alert; my sympathy’s with this poor guy!

  35. hely

    he is ~~how to say ~~just so-so~~He was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of his female fans found him on a millionaire&celebs dating club “WealthyKiss.com”. He has a personal account there with his handsome pictures, blog and something about his films, albums…In his friend circle, some other stars can be found there. Of course, many hot girls join in his circle. One of girls there said that they often joked, even flirt with each other.

  36. Choochere

    Folks, folks, this is all a big misunderstanding.
    The woman asked him if he had a swizzle stick.
    Def Damon heard “fo’ shizzle dick”.
    Clubs are loud, folks!

  37. lisa630

    handsome

  38. lisa630

    I love him

  39. lisa630

    hate

  40. lisa630

    terrible

  41. lisa630

    I just have this image of him sticking his dick in this lady’s ear over and over

  42. emely

    Wow, handsome. I begin to understand why so many people at pubspa.com discuss him and share his movies and videos all the day.

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  44. me

    Yeah, Don’t sue until you find out how much money he has. Damn goldigger!!!!!

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