Damon Wayans Calls Bill Cosby Accusers ‘Unrapeable’ Money Hustlers
“Tell the truth, if I was him, I would divorce my wife, wink wink, give her all my money, and then I would go do a deposition,” Wayans began. “I’d light one of them three-hour cigars. I’d have me some wine, and maybe a Quaalude, and I would just go off, because I don’t believe he was raping.”
The 55-year-old comedian continued on his diatribe: “I believe he was in relationships with all of them and then he’s like, ‘You know what? [I’m] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches,’ and then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!’”
And Damon Wayans is right. I mean, all they had to do was scream “rape,” and everyone would believe them instead of, oh I dunno, going on a radio show and saying they just got fucked so hard they have amnesia. It’s practically foolproof.
“Oh, really? Rape. Forty years — listen, how big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?” the actor said. When radio host Angela Yee pointed out that many of the women had come forward years ago, Damon dismissed the facts.
“But if you listen to them talk, they go, ‘Well the first time.’ The first time?!” Wayans said. “Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they’re saying.”
“And some of them, really, is unrapeable. I look at them and go, ‘No, he don’t want that. Get outta here!’” he continued. “Look, I understand fame. I’ve lived it. Women will throw themselves at you. They just want be in your presence. There’s some that innocently will come up there, but not 40-something women. They’re not that naive.”
Naturally, Damon Wayans isn’t thrilled that people are repeating his exact words, along with including audio clips of him absolutely saying them, because what you’re all missing is that Damon Wayans also spent a few seconds saying that he hopes whatever women Bill Cosby might’ve actually raped find justice. Which totally makes up for calling the alleged survivors of sexual assault who just want to be heard unrapeable money hustling bitches who got amnesia from Cosby’s huge black dick. But then again, Damon Wayans is a comedian, and you can never, ever discuss what a comedian says or else the “PC police” wins. You people have no idea how hard it is these days with comics not being arrested just for swearing anymore and maybe having to read the occasional mean tweet. It’s the unspoken holocaust of our generation.