Dame Judi Dench is Still DTF at 82

Oscar-winning actress Judi Dench is admitting, that despite being at the ripe old age of 82, she still has an affinity for sexy underwear and freaky-deaky desires to funk anything that moves. She told Radio Times that she specifically would take her Victoria & Abdul co-star, Ali Fazal, right on down to poundtown… consensually, of course. Out of respect, I’m not going to address the obvious plumbing issues with an 82-year-old’s lady bits, but it’s still pretty cool to imagine Dench trolling for D at a fancy art gala.

And the actress, who played Bond movie spy boss M, said she was genuinely attracted to her latest male co-star. Dame Judi said of sex: “Well, of course, you still feel desire. Does that ever go? To the older reader, I would say, ‘Don’t give up’!” Recommending her favorite London undies store, she added: “There’s a lovely naughty knicker shop  —  but don’t buy up everything because I’m going there.” (from PageSix)

While I never thought I’d be commenting on Judi Dench’s sex life, I have to say I’m damn proud of this lady. Who says that you have to kennel your doggy-style-loving sex habits once you have your hip replaced? Makes you kind of wonder what kind of weird shit she’s into aaannddd- nope… I just imagined what she would look like naked. No thanks. I played with fire and got burned. Be careful with this one.