Dakota Fanning might live in a cave

July 27th, 2007 // 252 Comments
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I’m not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Dakota Fanning because she’s only 13-years-old and honesty is only reserved for adults. Well that, and I’m actually a little scared of her. If it was dark and I saw her walking towards me on the street I wouldn’t even think, I’d just throw my keys at her and run.

One more shot of Dakota Fanning after the jump.

NOTE: Was that mean? Was what I said mean? I didn’t mean it to be. Oh God, she’s in my closet isn’t she? *Runs out of the room screaming*

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  1. OMG, I laughed out loud from your title. This was the funniest post I’ve seen in a long time!!!

  2. White/Black Boi

    She looks like a gremlin

  3. Milandir

    Lets see:

    Unguarded moment, no makeup, right as she hits that growth spurt… yeah, cause everyone looks great from 11-13

  4. I hate people

    GAWD I hate that revolting Olsen twins, Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, Mischa Barton revolting messy mismatched style. It’s disgusting, unflattering and pathetic. I don’t know a single guy who like this messy, drapy, saggy, boho, hobo, tacky, bag lady, garage sale, hobo bullshit. It makes your skin look like it sags and hangs and it washes you out. The most toned person looks like an untoned pot smoking vegetarian in this hideous garb. Why do people like dressing like homeless mentally ill lunatics? I just don’t get this look. Even that cutie Rachel Bilson dresses like this and all those fashion magazine editors and talent less art students seem to think that this look is terrific. Well it makes people look like drowned sewer rats and I loath and despise it. Catherine Zeta Jones, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale that’s how women should dress!

    In a few years we’ll be reading about this girl’s meltdown guaranteed. Parents who put their kids in show business should be dragged out into the street and run over by a drunken coked up Lindsay Lohan and then shot.

  5. I hate people

    craps I said hobo twice, bah who cares.

  6. I hate people

    urg and revolting (twice)

  7. you’re such a queer, picking on a kid. and she’s pretty and making a hell of lot more money than you’ll ever see.

  8. #6 is a nasty pedophile.

  9. noneofyourbusiness

    I know: everyone should post their pictures from when they were 11-13 yrs old….lets see who’d be laughing then. Dakota is just a lil girl, leave her alone.

  10. sayingthesameasthepersonabove

    amen.

    let children be children, they’re not even suppose to look like adults, or act like ones. she looks just as she’s suppose to look, a 13yr old kid.

    let the kids out of this nonsense you post here…

  11. kelly

    I wonder when everyone is going to start guessing whether she is either anorexic or on drugs?

    I’m surprised no one has already..

  12. joanne

    well i wasn’t ugly at all when I was 13. Or 11, or 12.
    (It was all downhill from there haha..)

    I’m not saying I am/was perfect but not everyone has an awkward stage. Fact is, she is pale as death itself.

    I wouldn’t care that much if someone thinks I look pale, or ugly, or spotty, or dress bad etc etc. and I would care in the minuses if I was rich and livin it up before I even had the chance to have any problems in life.

  13. GEEEEEZ

    Geez people, she’s a KID. Yeah, she looks like a freakin’ vampire, but 13 is one helluva awkward stage. She’ll probably grow out of it. Imagine how you felt at that age… now imagine people taking pictures of you and then people criticizing them. It would suck. BFD, she has braces. Most of my friends did when I was 13, too.

  14. HARRY_BALLS

    THIS WEBSITE IS NO LONGER FUNNY IN ANY CAPACITY

  15. KMG

    #5 – Ray Charles is dead, moron.

  16. whatever

    Oh God…oh my God…someone call 911…I think she’s in my closet now! Oh FUCK! NO…NO…DON’T KILL ME…DON’T DRINK MY BLOOD!!! AHHHHHHHH!

  17. Hire a graphic designer instead of ripping off Apple.com’s menu bar. Thats pretty pathetic and lame.

  18. cemuni2

    All I gotta say is I hope Dakota isn’t reading these blogs she will be crushed!! She’s a good actress but that is the scariest picture I have seen of her. And all you perverts should be tracked and documented for even thinking sexually about a 13 yr. old.

  19. annah

    she’s only 13 but I suppose she will soon become like all young celebrities in hollywood like the olsen the duff the lohan
    too much successful too young

  20. kamihi

    Good for her for not being tanned did the message not get through to all the assholes on thi site yet that sun tanning is actually bad for your skin it’s skin damaged causes wrinkles and cancer. Fuck that.

  21. ela

    i am sure u can say whatever “mean” thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she’s an actress and you are…. a… NOBODY! funny, isn’t it?

  22. ela

    i am sure u can say whatever “mean” thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she’s an actress and you are…. a… NOBODY! funny, isn’t it?

  23. ela

    i am sure u can say whatever “mean” thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she’s an actress and you are…. a… NOBODY! funny, isn’t it?

  24. ela

    i am sure u can say whatever “mean” thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she’s an actress and you are…. a… NOBODY! funny, isn’t it?

  25. ela

    i am sure u can say whatever “mean” thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she’s an actress and you are…. a… NOBODY! funny, isn’t it?

  26. Lance

    It doesn’t shock me that there are men out there attracted to young girls and it certainly doesn’t shock me that you use anonymous places such as this forum to get your rocks off making comments about the sex you would like to have with children (in this case, Dakota Fanning). Peodophiles are cowardly little shits like youselves.
    What shocks me is that others are posting alongside such comments as if they are okay and normal – honestly, what is wrong with you people?

  27. Lio

    What a bunch of PERVERTS!

  28. Lio

    What a bunch of PERVERTS! But when the Fish posts pics of some actress or model who has the body of a ’13-yr-old boy’ they say they don’t like her. Go to hell, all of you PERVERTS!

  29. woodhorse

    “anvil head”? that’s funny – kind of like Mr. Crab’s daughter on SpongeBob. Wally, a little to the west and please don’t call me a ho.

  30. haha

    “Lance” – the #1 online name for guys who were poked as boys. Sorry about all that, fella – you’re not still sore, are you?

  31. spineofsnake

    she still looks fairly cute and innocent here, but we all know the countdown to anorexia, oxycontin, crack addiction, DUIs and leaked homemade porn begins right about NOW…

  32. cruz

    I was going to say what 179 said

  33. Pee Dough

    I’ve had a 13 year old (the babysitter). She loved it. She never told her parents, I never told anybody. She never had any problems. Girls are ready when they’re ready. It might be 13 or 31, depends on the girl. Society is the problem, with all of its hangups and obsessions with arbitrary age rules. Like in America – you can sign up with the military and go to a foreign country and kill 100 enemy soldiers or (more likely) 100 innocent civilians, but you have to wait 3 more years to have a beer legally. There’s no reason to obey any of that age insanity.

  34. wedgeone

    LMAO @ the sympathy for this alien girl. I hope she reads all the comments, gets suicidally depressed, and swallows a full bottle of Tylenol. She won’t die, she’ll just get liver damage. For the rest of her life, whenever she has problems with her liver, I’ll point and laugh.

  35. elaina

    she’s always been pale. i don’t see how this is shocking.

    but dear god, her cute days are over. she’ll be a christina ricci.

  36. dgkhkjhf

    Wow she has grown. Has anyone ever seen her talk? I saw her on Oprah and Jay Leno and man she talks so proper

  37. divalcious

    STILL laughing about that Dawn of the dead forehead comment down below…

  38. divalcious

    still disgusted by all the budding and not so budding pedophiles posting on this page. how lovely. wish i could puke directly into their eyes, with a nice, running start kick to the balls for good measure.

  39. Amy Doolittle

    You guys are assholes… I can’t imagine being 13 and reading this kind of shit about myself.

    Does it make you feel better about yourself to insult someone who cannot defend themselves?

    Fuck off.

  40. kbcan

    Nothing wrong with being pale, but her age, she should be a kid and be having fun outside occasionally — certainly during the summer. So it is a little disconcerting to see that she is so pale (unless that is make-up?) and therefore perhaps spending all her time inside.

  41. Lucky#13

    Sumin’ tell me that her idols are Mare Kate and Ashley…

  42. regularorunleaded

    if you’re on here making sexual comments about a 13 year old, the following statements can easily be deduced about you:

    A) are a child molester
    B) should be arrested
    C) more than likely are the kind of loser that never gets laid at all
    D) have serious parental issues
    E) are one step away from becoming a guy that collects rare moths and scrapes skin off dead bodies
    F) are reading this from the dial up connection in your mom’s basement

  43. Pearly

    “still disgusted by all the budding and not so budding pedophiles posting on this page. how lovely. wish i could puke directly into their eyes, with a nice, running start kick to the balls for good measure.”

    I was thinking the same thing. They’re so terrified of actual adult women that the thought of screwing a child is easier for their ego. You pigs make me sick. Hope you get ass cancer yesterday…

  44. El Ces

    Mm, she kinda looks like Jack Nicholson in that second pic, no?

  45. wedgeone

    #145 – But what if the posts were from 14 year old boys? That wouldn’t be too abnormal would it? I remember when I was that age lots of girls were already sexual active with their schoolmates.
    It’s the 45 year old rapists you have to find & castrate. Like my troll.

    #184 – {sigh}
    The trolling is so boring. My God, you just put everyone to sleep with that one. That your best on a Sunday morning?

  46. Bobby De

    The shape of her head and her big eyes makes me think that she is half alien like in the mini -series “Taken”

  47. idl3mind

    Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find

  48. kerry

    she is NOT a good actress.

    I think that’s probably why people are making fun of her. If she looked funny but was a good actress she would probably be left alone

  49. Katers

    The part about throwing the keys was HILARIOUS – tks, fish man. I laughed all the way outside.

  50. aaaaaaaaaaaa

    #181

    totally agree

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