Dakota Fanning might live in a cave

July 27th, 2007 // 252 Comments

I’m not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Dakota Fanning because she’s only 13-years-old and honesty is only reserved for adults. Well that, and I’m actually a little scared of her. If it was dark and I saw her walking towards me on the street I wouldn’t even think, I’d just throw my keys at her and run.

One more shot of Dakota Fanning after the jump.

NOTE: Was that mean? Was what I said mean? I didn’t mean it to be. Oh God, she’s in my closet isn’t she? *Runs out of the room screaming*



  1. Freshlife


  2. KC

    My precious!

  3. itsaugust


  4. Allyson

    I would be mortified to have paps taking my pic during my ‘awkward phase’. Let her grow into her skin, geez. I’m sure whatever isn’t working for her, she’ll nip/tuck it!

  5. Blue Light Special

    Looks like Ray Charles dressed her up today….
    Gotta love that great tan too.
    Poor thing…

  6. Bite Me!

    What that pasty face needs is thick salty gobs of my ropey semen

  7. twin peaks

    She reminds me of a young Jodie Foster. (translation: great actress, but will never be something to look at.)

  8. LOL @#2.

    Not sure why Virginia Madsen’s escorting her, but she at least looks lovely.

  9. adeliza

    WTF!!! She couldn’t afford the kind of braces that you can’t see?!?!?!?
    Oh, and that scarf…
    I had one of ‘em in ’79 when I was in the 7th grade!!!!!
    Took my school picture with it on. I’m immortalized in the year book wearing it.
    Yes, it looked like shit on me too.

  10. jrzmommy

    She obviously has taken fashion tips from the Olsen twins.

  11. jada

    in the first photo she looks like smeagol from Lord of the Rings—

  12. Karen

    Oh give her a break. She doesn’t look sick, believe it or not some people aren’t born with a naturally golden tan.

    It’s too bad some other celebrities don’t live in caves – maybe it’d improve their acting abilities.

  13. Sal

    Virginia Madsen still seems to have healthy gums.

  14. smegma

    She’s had lots of pets – 5 cats, 3 dogs, hamsters, a rabbit. They’re all in tiny pieces buried under an oak tree in her back yard.

  15. silverdollar

    why is she wearing a sleeveless sweater, a scarf….and a tube top?

    is she confused about what fucking season it is?

  16. Gary

    Uh, yeah, sure, “awkward phase,” whatever. 100 bucks says she never grows out of that Dawn-of-the-Dead forehead.


  18. Robert

    Wow she got big fast, last I saw her she was a munchkin,

  19. Cindy

    I like Virginia Madsen. She’s never seemed flustered about being such a fat shit.

  20. sable

    i think she might be a junkie

  21. wedgeone

    I’d love to pull that tube top down and suck on one of those budding titties.

  22. D4P

    The only thing worse than adult “celebrities” is “child celebrities”. What a scam.

  23. jesus

    @ #9

    You were alive in the ’70s? Ewwwwww… gross.

  24. theShizaan

    That’s a huuuge noggin’… a veritable planetoid!

  25. Hecubus

    That’s a fucking strange hairline. She looks like someone’s holding a photograph of a face in front of her head.

  26. Adelle

    hi, today is my birthday… somebody wish me a happy birthday :/

  27. woodhorse

    How is she going to grow into that windshield forehead? She has to have someone with her to keep her from tipping over.

  28. kate

    happy b-day you sexy leo.

    anyway, I think in a few years she’ll be quite pretty.

  29. willtherealvictorpleasestandup

    10, she does look like mary kate with that gettup. 50lbs of bangles & too many layers. all she’s missing i a giant bag that’s bigger than her.

    9, why do you care so much that you can see her braces? jeesus.

  30. gay4girls

    I’m looking forward to watching her rape scene in Hounddog. With my pants down.

  31. Tracylove

    You’re being pretty stupid- she looks beautiful, aside from the one where she’s smiling. She’s 13, give her a fucking break. It’s obviously a bad shot of her.

  32. lemon tree

    Another child actor destined for obscurity! It’s so disappointing when they grow up to be freakishly ugly, isn’t it??

  33. dakota rory

    she looks like rory gilmore

  34. lurker

    She’s beautiful.

  35. lesmurph

    She looks like the love child of Gollum and Kirsten Dunst.

  36. jrzmommy

    You’re being pretty stupid- she looks beautiful, aside from the one where she’s smiling…..and the one where she’s standing….and the one that she has eyes….and the one that she is in….

  37. ana


  38. Ann

    The worst part will be when she gets acne on her forehead. That will be A LOT of pus.

  39. Adelle

    aww Kate, thank you for wishing me a happy b-day!

    “sexy leo”

  40. Adelle

    awwwwwwwww Ana, thank you much!

    thank you, thank you!

  41. ZUG

    Um, she’s a vampire, right?

  42. Chauncey Gardner


  43. TS

    Yeahm Fresh, does it feel good to be first? State the obvious why don’t you. You know, it you are actually first, and you instead opt to write something remotely interersting or funny, people will still know you’re first. All without looking like dork. FYI

  44. COME ON!!!! She’s only 13 years old. Grow up and save the crude comments for people who are old enough to at least understand them. Why even post kids on this site with all of the morons that comment from their pants instead of their brain – oh wait. Nevermind.

  45. jrzmommy

    Okay, #46………..Everyone…..direct all crude comments from your pants to kacsing…..they’re old enough to understand them.

  46. #1hater

    why is her head shaped like that…???

  47. Tamponhead

    I wonder if she had her 1st period yet ? I suppose. That tampon would be worth a lot on EBAY

  48. Dizzybenny


  49. Bite Me!

    Actually I agree with kacsing. I mean, I’d love to pop Dakota’s anal cherry, but you don’t see me saying that here, do you? She’s just a kid.

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