I’m not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Dakota Fanning because she’s only 13-years-old and honesty is only reserved for adults. Well that, and I’m actually a little scared of her. If it was dark and I saw her walking towards me on the street I wouldn’t even think, I’d just throw my keys at her and run.
One more shot of Dakota Fanning after the jump.
NOTE: Was that mean? Was what I said mean? I didn’t mean it to be. Oh God, she’s in my closet isn’t she? *Runs out of the room screaming*
Freshlife | July 27, 2007 at 1:59 pm
First
KC | July 27, 2007 at 2:00 pm
My precious!
itsaugust | July 27, 2007 at 2:00 pm
OMG!!
Allyson | July 27, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I would be mortified to have paps taking my pic during my ‘awkward phase’. Let her grow into her skin, geez. I’m sure whatever isn’t working for her, she’ll nip/tuck it!
Blue Light Special | July 27, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Looks like Ray Charles dressed her up today….
Gotta love that great tan too.
Poor thing…
Bite Me! | July 27, 2007 at 2:06 pm
What that pasty face needs is thick salty gobs of my ropey semen
twin peaks | July 27, 2007 at 2:06 pm
She reminds me of a young Jodie Foster. (translation: great actress, but will never be something to look at.)
Haters suck | July 31, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Jodie was always a looker & Fanning will be too. Haters = losers that won’t ever make it.
kerpupples | July 27, 2007 at 2:06 pm
LOL @#2.
Not sure why Virginia Madsen’s escorting her, but she at least looks lovely.
adeliza | July 27, 2007 at 2:07 pm
WTF!!! She couldn’t afford the kind of braces that you can’t see?!?!?!?
Oh, and that scarf…
I had one of ‘em in ’79 when I was in the 7th grade!!!!!
Took my school picture with it on. I’m immortalized in the year book wearing it.
Yes, it looked like shit on me too.
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 2:07 pm
She obviously has taken fashion tips from the Olsen twins.
jada | July 27, 2007 at 2:08 pm
in the first photo she looks like smeagol from Lord of the Rings—
Karen | July 27, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Oh give her a break. She doesn’t look sick, believe it or not some people aren’t born with a naturally golden tan.
It’s too bad some other celebrities don’t live in caves – maybe it’d improve their acting abilities.
Sal | July 27, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Virginia Madsen still seems to have healthy gums.
smegma | July 27, 2007 at 2:11 pm
She’s had lots of pets – 5 cats, 3 dogs, hamsters, a rabbit. They’re all in tiny pieces buried under an oak tree in her back yard.
silverdollar | July 27, 2007 at 2:13 pm
why is she wearing a sleeveless sweater, a scarf….and a tube top?
is she confused about what fucking season it is?
Gary | July 27, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Uh, yeah, sure, “awkward phase,” whatever. 100 bucks says she never grows out of that Dawn-of-the-Dead forehead.
MALIBU'S MOST WANTED | July 27, 2007 at 2:14 pm
LINDSAY LOHAN #2
I HEARD DAKOTA DOES MADDDD COKE
Robert | July 27, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Wow she got big fast, last I saw her she was a munchkin,
Cindy | July 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I like Virginia Madsen. She’s never seemed flustered about being such a fat shit.
sable | July 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm
i think she might be a junkie
wedgeone | July 27, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I’d love to pull that tube top down and suck on one of those budding titties.
D4P | July 27, 2007 at 2:17 pm
The only thing worse than adult “celebrities” is “child celebrities”. What a scam.
jesus | July 27, 2007 at 2:17 pm
@ #9
You were alive in the ’70s? Ewwwwww… gross.
theShizaan | July 27, 2007 at 2:17 pm
That’s a huuuge noggin’… a veritable planetoid!
Hecubus | July 27, 2007 at 2:18 pm
That’s a fucking strange hairline. She looks like someone’s holding a photograph of a face in front of her head.
Adelle | July 27, 2007 at 2:19 pm
hi, today is my birthday… somebody wish me a happy birthday :/
woodhorse | July 27, 2007 at 2:19 pm
How is she going to grow into that windshield forehead? She has to have someone with her to keep her from tipping over.
kate | July 27, 2007 at 2:21 pm
happy b-day you sexy leo.
anyway, I think in a few years she’ll be quite pretty.
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | July 27, 2007 at 2:21 pm
10, she does look like mary kate with that gettup. 50lbs of bangles & too many layers. all she’s missing i a giant bag that’s bigger than her.
9, why do you care so much that you can see her braces? jeesus.
gay4girls | July 27, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I’m looking forward to watching her rape scene in Hounddog. With my pants down.
Tracylove | July 27, 2007 at 2:21 pm
You’re being pretty stupid- she looks beautiful, aside from the one where she’s smiling. She’s 13, give her a fucking break. It’s obviously a bad shot of her.
lemon tree | July 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Another child actor destined for obscurity! It’s so disappointing when they grow up to be freakishly ugly, isn’t it??
dakota rory | July 27, 2007 at 2:24 pm
she looks like rory gilmore
lurker | July 27, 2007 at 2:26 pm
She’s beautiful.
lesmurph | July 27, 2007 at 2:27 pm
She looks like the love child of Gollum and Kirsten Dunst.
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 2:28 pm
You’re being pretty stupid- she looks beautiful, aside from the one where she’s smiling…..and the one where she’s standing….and the one that she has eyes….and the one that she is in….
ana | July 27, 2007 at 2:31 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADELLE
liz | July 27, 2007 at 2:31 pm
check this out
http://www.fubonis.com/Dakota/index.html
Ann | July 27, 2007 at 2:31 pm
The worst part will be when she gets acne on her forehead. That will be A LOT of pus.
Adelle | July 27, 2007 at 2:33 pm
aww Kate, thank you for wishing me a happy b-day!
“sexy leo”
*blushes*
Adelle | July 27, 2007 at 2:35 pm
awwwwwwwww Ana, thank you much!
thank you, thank you!
ZUG | July 27, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Um, she’s a vampire, right?
Chauncey Gardner | July 27, 2007 at 2:35 pm
“BOB… I WANT ALL MY… GARMONBOZIA….”
TS | July 27, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Yeahm Fresh, does it feel good to be first? State the obvious why don’t you. You know, it you are actually first, and you instead opt to write something remotely interersting or funny, people will still know you’re first. All without looking like dork. FYI
kacsing | July 27, 2007 at 2:37 pm
COME ON!!!! She’s only 13 years old. Grow up and save the crude comments for people who are old enough to at least understand them. Why even post kids on this site with all of the morons that comment from their pants instead of their brain – oh wait. Nevermind.
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Okay, #46………..Everyone…..direct all crude comments from your pants to kacsing…..they’re old enough to understand them.
#1hater | July 27, 2007 at 2:41 pm
why is her head shaped like that…???
Tamponhead | July 27, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I wonder if she had her 1st period yet ? I suppose. That tampon would be worth a lot on EBAY
Dizzybenny | July 27, 2007 at 2:44 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bite Me! | July 27, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Actually I agree with kacsing. I mean, I’d love to pop Dakota’s anal cherry, but you don’t see me saying that here, do you? She’s just a kid.