Dakota Johnson’s In A Bikini

Everything about the Emma Watson situation makes me want to rub magnets all over the Internet before pissing in its open ports (Wow, that was oddly specific.), so here’s Dakota Johnson in a bikini which is great for you because now you can tell people you saw her butt next to a rock way before everyone knew her as that one chick who got fisted in that movie. And that’s just a taste of the full media experience I bring to the table.

THE SUPERFICIAL: Showing you people doing stuff, next to things.