Dakota Johnson Wants To Quit ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ Too, Now

The Superficial / October 16, 2013

Now that Charlie Hunnam’s bailed, current Anastasia Steele Dakota Johnson, who’s kind of got a young Gillian Anderson thing going on – *holds hand back from writing ‘I Want To Believe’ on penis* – is also thinking of jumping ship on Fifty Shades of Grey. Or “pulling tamp,” as I’m now going to call it every time somebody quits this thing which is apparently going to be every fucking day. E! News reports:

Dakota is having a very hard time dealing with all the press,” the source said. “When she first got the role, it was way too much for her.”
The source said that Johnson went from being a virtual unknown to someone “everyone wants a piece of.”
“It’s been tough,” the source said.

Of course, a simple solution is to have Sam Taylor-Wood play Anastasia to Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Christian Grey which would not only ensure an organic sexual chemistry between the two, but also allow them to spice things up with the dynamic of their own unorthodox relationship:

“Anastasia, collate these copies then meet me in my office so I can fist you over the fax machine.”
“Not until you drink your milk.”
“Aw, man….”

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