Whoa, Dakota Johnson, We Only Met Two Days Ago, Put Your Pants Back On (I’m Kidding, Don’t)

September 5th, 2013 // 21 Comments

Before Monday night, I had never heard of Dakota Johnson before. But now I know she’s the actress who’ll be getting her pubes pulled by Jax Teller in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie which makes this post topical and not at all a voyeuristic journey into the heart of celebrity noonerholes. I don’t know where you get these ideas from.

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    Echo5
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    In the thumbnail, I thought that arm was an Apocalyptic tampon string or a Thai bargirl show with darts, golfballs, balloons and goldfish.
    Hope I never have to take an inkblot test.

  2. Walter White

    I always wondered what Don Johnson would look like in drag – said no one ever.

  3. leeylandaustrianofbaycity

    she did that even as a little girl . Its her thing .

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    Nice beaver!

  5. Dakota Johnson Panties Climbing In Window Cymbeline Set
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    I will start the bidding at 200 Drachma for whoever brings me those panties!

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    BetterBelieveIt
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    Looks very YUMMY!!!

  7. Dakota Johnson Panties Climbing In Window Cymbeline Set
    Lou Braccant
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    So now that she’s cast in that chicks wank book, we’re going to see a huge amount of photo’s of this chick. well that’s just great

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    cc
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    There’s nothing I can say that a great many of you aren’t already thinking.

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    cc
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    Not just for breakfast anymore.

  10. Dakota Johnson Panties Climbing In Window Cymbeline Set
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    it’s like she got exactly half of her dad’s genes and half of her mom’s…

  11. Dakota Johnson Panties Climbing In Window Cymbeline Set
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    I see she already started growing out the pubes that will be pulled in the “50 Shades” movie.

  12. tlmck

    The house needs painting.

  13. gigi

    so, let the 50 Shades promo-ing commence…. still a lame book, still miscast…

  14. Dakota Johnson Panties Climbing In Window Cymbeline Set
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    No point in being shy. Next year, anybody with 10 bucks gets to be your ob-gyn.

  15. Dakota Johnson Panties Climbing In Window Cymbeline Set
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    Ohhhh yeah I remember this butt. It was the one in The Social Network when Justin Timberlake woke up and saw The Facebook for the first time on her laptop. Yes a fine butt indeed.

  16. Bob

    Nepostism doesn’t exist in Hollywood. eh?

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