Daisy de la Hoya into geological objects of love

March 4th, 2008 // 173 Comments

Meet Daisy de la Hoya. She’s not only the niece of Oscar de la Hoya, but she’s currently competing on VH1′s Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. I never watch the show – except for every goddamn day! Inna instead of that bitch Kristy Joe? Seriously, Bret, loosen that bald-dana. Anyway, I hope Daisy wins. That way when Bret dies of old age next year, Daisy will remember my kind words and totally make out with me. Preferably somewhere romantic like a Port-a-John at a Van Halen concert. With a woman like this, it’s all about finesse.


  1. Thoughguymyass

    you only need EYES and a BRAIN to judge this plastic doll the meathole she is, you fucking douche-bag. It’s MIND not FAT that is the faculty of judgement. You on the other hand, prove to be to dumb enough to confuse which is which. Anyone finding this whore with fake tits, bloated lips and drawn eyebrows attractive must be a single-cell organism.

  2. lisa

    She looks familiar. Did you ever posted your profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called “wealthydater. com”,.I saw your profile there few weeks ago.

  3. Fugly HO

    She looks like a damn tranny. So damn fugly. How sad for her that her uncle makes a much prettier and hotter looking woman. But on the plus side, Daisy probably has (or had) a much bigger schlong.

  4. Ew. Her tits looks nasty and she looks like a boy in drag.

  5. victor

    and boy can she sing the national anthem

  6. SimplySarah

    She’s so natural looking.

  7. doublea

    she is a tranny right??????

  8. Dr, Snippit

    She must’ve gotten a 2 for 1 deal in Tijuana on her face work and boob job.

    She’s latina, right? She seems to be tryin real hard to look white, but her face and eyes looks so stretched that she looks almost asian.

  9. lila

    I didn’t know that she was his niece, she obviously got jipped when it came to looks in the family. It is a good thing she is half naked and bleach blonde or she wouldn’t get the time of day from Bret.

  10. bunny

    nice skirt. man face.

  11. Skip Smith

    I think she has Down’s Syndrome.

  12. Carmen Lopez

    I went to HS with her. She is a midget. Her boobs look so big because she is so tiny. I have to say, she does rock on stage – both dancing and performing (bass). I hope she doesnt win, only because I dont like Bret. He is a male pig. Has anyone noticed the scars on her arms? Do some rewinding on some interviews with her and notice that when she doesnt wear major bracelets, she has some MAJOR scars. Maybe people should question that and find the real story of this very sad, lonely person. I feel for her and all the depressed, insecure people in this world. She was tormented because she was so small in HS. Too sad!

  13. Tod Dennis

    All these comments about her having a “horse face” or “down syndrome” or “plastic boobs” and the accompanying rancor is a load of crap. 9.5 out of 10 single straight guys ages 18 to 32 would hit that in a New York minute. The next time you’re standing in line at the movie theater with your “supermodel” girl friend take a look around (since you seem to have a brain lapse in regard to the aesthetic of your significant other). I’ll bet 2/3rd’s of the other couples have fat(er) asses, flat chests, and ghetto hair. The other 1/3rd? Not even close.

    And to you females feigning indignant regarding the fair Daisy-why don’t you throw away your Doc Martins and get yourself a lip stick dyke-you know that’s either what you want ,or what you are saving up to become.

    What a load of…

  14. Mark

    Every time this cunt opens her mouth, I want to stab her several times. People as dumb as her shouldn’t be allowed to live.

  15. i dont care what anybody says… this girl could possibly be the sexiest, coolest on earth. she can come to live with me in florida any day.

  16. julz

    I feel like such an idiot that I judged her only after watching a few episodes. She seems like a cool person. I’m too lazy to scroll up and see my post.. but I did comment on this entry.
    I hope she doesn’t see these hateful comments. :S

  17. mel

    I would fuck her no matter what.

  18. Ty

    Uhm…I think that Daisy looks an awful lot like Alexis Arquette! You know David Arquette and Rosanna Arquettes tranny brother/sister!

  19. she's yummy

    She’s fucking hot. How many jealous losers on this site muahahaha?
    Anyway I think you’re jealous of Bret Michaels Superfish, you and the guys critizing him. Just like the jealous bitches are jealous of Daisy, you and the jealous dudes are jealous of Bret.
    Daisy is MEGA FUCKING HOT, y’all wish bitches.
    Too bad Bret kicked out Roxy so early though, she was the hottest… I’m afraid he’s not into black women.

  20. she's yummy

    She’s fucking hot. How many jealous losers on this site muahahaha?
    Anyway I think you’re jealous of Bret Michaels Superfish, you and the guys critizing him. Just like the jealous bitches are jealous of Daisy, you and the jealous dudes are jealous of Bret.
    Daisy is MEGA FUCKING HOT, y’all wish bitches.
    Too bad Bret kicked out Roxy so early though, she was the hottest… I’m afraid he’s not into back women.

  21. you're a bunch of ugly jealous losers

    You are a bunch of jealous ugly bitches. Daisy is fucking hot.
    BTW, I can’t believe Bret Michaels picked that gross ugly old hag Ambre Lake over sexy as hell Daisy, he has no freakin taste at all!! On the last episode when Daisy puked, she puked for all of us… for how disgusting Ambre is and the fact that Bret Michaels chose her. It made me want to puke everytime I saw Bret kissing her or even suggesting anything sexual about her, or when the ugly old hag tried so hard to be sexy, it was like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
    It made me want to puke when they showed them kissing, who in their right mind with some standards could possibly want to kiss that disgusting ugly old hag, not to mention have sex with her? IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
    Bret Michaels, you have absolutely no freakin taste, and you made the WRONG decision letting gorgeous Daisy go.
    Daisy is lovely and REAL and had to stand all that jealousy towards her, Ambre is a fucking gross ugly old hag and a FAKE LIAR. Lying about her age, being so fake all the time, being so ugly and gross, ewwwwwwwwwww. And she was jealous as hell of Daisy. And so was that fat insane chick that looks like a dude Heather, she was sooo damn jealous of Daisy.
    Ah, Daisy, you’re the best. BTW, I think Daisy was too good for Bret, she deserved better than Bret, but she liked Bret and it would have made her happy to be with him so it’s sad that the idiot has really no friggin taste at all and let the best go.

  22. DaisySux

    Sounds like the person above me may be Daisy making a comment and pretending to be a fan…a little suspicious, especially because it is a novel!

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