Meet Daisy de la Hoya. She’s not only the niece of Oscar de la Hoya, but she’s currently competing on VH1′s Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. I never watch the show – except for every goddamn day! Inna instead of that bitch Kristy Joe? Seriously, Bret, loosen that bald-dana. Anyway, I hope Daisy wins. That way when Bret dies of old age next year, Daisy will remember my kind words and totally make out with me. Preferably somewhere romantic like a Port-a-John at a Van Halen concert. With a woman like this, it’s all about finesse.
Photos: MySpace, Daisy de la Hoya
mike | March 4, 2008 at 6:05 pm
she’s disgusting! I want my goat!
aklsdli | March 4, 2008 at 6:06 pm
she is really charming. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.
mike | March 4, 2008 at 6:07 pm
oh, and first! you! stupid! fucking! women! fuckers!
rub rub rub one out
to me goata to me goata!
rub rub rub one out
mike | March 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm
fuck you troll. I don’t have a problem fucking my goat. He is so soft and comforting to an old fat ass like me.
Bill Clinton | March 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm
That’s a TRANNY. That’s a fucking tranny. FUCK that shit, I ain’t falling for that again.
BunnyButt | March 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Wow, there’s nothing like natural beauty.
Sarah | March 4, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Daisy has horrible plastic surgery
Kristy Jo is the best
Amy | March 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm
she is uggs! Oscar makes a way cuter girl.
commish | March 4, 2008 at 6:12 pm
She does have a kickass body but there’s nothing she can do about her fetal alchohol-deformed face.
kevin | March 4, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I’m pretty sure she used to be a he. maybe oscar de la hoya had a sex change so that he could wear women’s underwear for real this time.
Lindsay | March 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm
buttttterrrrfaaaace
herpeslove | March 4, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Oh, hot and sexy people. I was told that there is a blog mentioned her last dating history with a Herpes guy ” http://www.positiveloving.com. This blog gets many hits everyday
Sauron | March 4, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Hola!?Your posts are getting better.Finally some serious piece of journalism.Just carry on with this!
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 4, 2008 at 6:16 pm
she’s fortunate that ‘dick-sucking lips’ are en vogue this year.
sla | March 4, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Instead of getting ginormous boobs and lips, she should have had an operation that would let her open her eyes.
She reminds me of the in-bred banjo-picking kid in Deliverance (a movie in which Burt Reynolds and friends get the smackdown in Appalachian back country):
http://www.foogle.biz/deliverance_the_movie/deliverance2_guitar.jpg
deacon jones | March 4, 2008 at 6:17 pm
AWESOME!!!
Why cant all women look like this??? And the only thing in their vocabulary be “Yes Sir” and “Harder, Sir”
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 6:19 pm
@11 Butterface is and understatement. If it wern’t for her fake boobs, she would really be ugly..
Auntie Kryst | March 4, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Wow, how did this skank get a photo spread in Vanity Fair? Picture 11 is just perfect. Flipping the bird, the bottle of Jack, the coke lines, that is class.
Harold | March 4, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Cute trannie.
pee pants | March 4, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Silly superfish. You mean it’s Oscar de la Hoya’s nephew. N-E-P-H-E-W. Niece implies that thing is a woman and I’m telling you that ain’t NO woman. Tranny’s are cool, I mean all Texas Tranny rules but, really ugly bitch girls who look like tranny’s and refuse to admit to their hormone disorders and man parts and whore themselves out for attention well they piss me off. Bitch you are U-G-L-Y, please go and live an ugly’s person’s life 9this would consist of waitressing at Denny’s and shopping at Walmart), magazines and reality shows are for slutty worthless semi-hott chicks with no self esteem not fugly’s who scare penises.
sla | March 4, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Does anyone know where we can see pre-surgery pictures?
Marie | March 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I just trew up in my mouth a little…
Lowlands | March 4, 2008 at 6:31 pm
This post is a delicate piece of intellectual journalism.’Daisy de la Hoya into geological objets of lov.’ That’s not only wonderful but at the same time fantastic as well.Just rock on this way and you will reign in the upper regions again!
Tony Romo | March 4, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I don’t know who this guy named Daisy is, but he looks damn hot in those pictures!!!!
Danklin24 | March 4, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I hope fish is being sarcastic. This bitch is repulsive. By far the ugliest on the show. She looks like Mrs. potato head.
kirsten dunst | March 4, 2008 at 6:43 pm
dear god. i honestly with everything in me hope that the writer of this one has NOT heard this chic speak and or seen even a clip of an episode with her talking. she is the biggest ditz that i have probably ever witnessed. seriously. good job on wanting to bang her though, your credibility of opinions of celebs just shot through the roof. fucking idiot.
Tapeworm | March 4, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Hey it’s a plastic silicon-infested burrito! Ay yay yai senor! Mui disgusting-o.
lucifer's left nut | March 4, 2008 at 6:46 pm
she has a face like a seahorse
kirsten dunst | March 4, 2008 at 6:46 pm
oh and ps. that last picture…priceless. yes daisy, that is how you play an electric guitar. just exactly like you would an acoustic. this girl is the epitome of retarded.
tromba | March 4, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I think I am going to vomit now. Please excuse me.
lucifer's left nut | March 4, 2008 at 6:49 pm
tranny seahorse
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I thought she looks like Amy Whinehouse with big lips and big tits.
Tbag | March 4, 2008 at 7:07 pm
hahaha tranny seahorse..
she is quite plastic. keep away from all flames.
friggin gross
Mike | March 4, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Wow, she has the best natural breasts I’ve ever seen!
ERINRULES | March 4, 2008 at 7:09 pm
In the picture of her flipping off the camera and the JD she looks JUST LIKE Masumi Max….Freaky…
Melissa | March 4, 2008 at 7:16 pm
She is just icky! I hope Bret doesnt pick her!
kerpupples | March 4, 2008 at 7:25 pm
She’s a stripper from Denver in real life.
Jonathan | March 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Damn this chick looks skanked out.
FRIST!!! | March 4, 2008 at 7:29 pm
She kinda has that Michael Jackson nose thing going on..
will | March 4, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Another diseased-ridden whore with bleached hair, fake tits, and airbrushed…how original.
moobs | March 4, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Being both a “De La Hoya” and looking like “it” does, i have a hard time lending credibility that “it” is in fact, a biological female.
/DO NOT WANT
Binky | March 4, 2008 at 7:35 pm
My mom used to say never trust a woman who has ‘Daisy Rock’ stenciled on her guitar, and who has the left arm of a lizard.
Well.
So far so good.
Oh. Ok.
Go 4 it Bret. (Your career has been over for 2 decades anyway.)
lori | March 4, 2008 at 7:46 pm
That’s one ugly dude with ugly fake tits.
iwantmymoney | March 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Plastic people are soooo gorgeous! I wish I could get fake tits, lips, flat stomach and everything else so I can be hot!! Oh wait, I don’t NEED those things cause I’m already drop dead sexy. FUCK YOU to those who make a shitload of money for stuffing their skin with plastic.
dude_on_a_wire | March 4, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I hope I never run into that dude at closing time. I’m going to hope/assume that he never takes advantage of drunks with that look. There is no way the inebriated would know until it was too late – notice the tat camouflage for the adams apple.
Kathi | March 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Holy Crap! Perhaps it is just me, but in the pic with the black skirt and pink shirt, her face looks like Amy Winehouse!! AHHHH!!! And sorry, but this girl is dumber than dirt. I watch Rock of Love II (’cause I have no life) and listening her attempts at composing an intelligent sentence is painful. And she doesn’t even know the words to the Star Spangled Banner!!! But she does have a rockin’ bod, so like my brother would say, “I ain’t f**ckin’ her face”!!
tina | March 4, 2008 at 8:14 pm
She is so sexy. I saw her profile with photos on BillionaireFriends.c om, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn’t she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
Kool Thing | March 4, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Those lines look realistic. Because you wouldn’t go into a coke seizure doing just one those. Also, what is this “Many men winked at her there” thing? Those comments are cropping up everywhere, even when I do my pathetic daily “Cheryl Cole News” google search.
kay | March 4, 2008 at 8:50 pm
She is like a walking talking plastic its sooo obvious…what next??
Whats done:
Nose
Lips
Boobs
Possible lypo
Weave..
G.I.R.L. | March 4, 2008 at 9:03 pm
HOW on Earth do you get a stomach like that?!