Daisy de la Hoya into geological objects of love
Meet Daisy de la Hoya. She’s not only the niece of Oscar de la Hoya, but she’s currently competing on VH1’s Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. I never watch the show – except for every goddamn day! Inna instead of that bitch Kristy Joe? Seriously, Bret, loosen that bald-dana. Anyway, I hope Daisy wins. That way when Bret dies of old age next year, Daisy will remember my kind words and totally make out with me. Preferably somewhere romantic like a Port-a-John at a Van Halen concert. With a woman like this, it’s all about finesse.