You know it’s a holiday when I’m posting about Rock of Love rejects. Daisy De La Hoya is getting her own reality show on VH1 titled Daisy of Love. (I hope somebody got a raise for that.) The show will air Spring 2009 and right now casting is underway at Daisyoflovecasting.com. However, the producers must be shitting themselves because the top contenders can’t even legally drink. People reports:
The profile with the most votes (330 currently) belongs to m1kee26, who says he’s 18 and from Staten Island, N.Y.
“I love to go out and have a great time,” he writes. “I am a fan of all the vh1 reality shows. My favorite so far was I love Money. I enjoy playing basketball, baseball and bowling. I am a liberal arts major and planning on become a Physical Therapist later on.”
Nate, also 18, from State College, Penn., is in a distant second place with 120 votes and writes: “I would love to go on this show and meet Daisy, since I know we’ve both been through a lot. I haven’t had much luck with love in my life, so going on this show and meeting a beautiful woman may be just what I need.”
Man, I feel bad for Nate. Eighteen years old and thinking he’s about to fall in love with a stripper on a reality show. Poor kid. Somebody should probably take him aside and let him know how these things work before he gets his heart broken. Unless, of course, he shoots hedge funds out of his penis, then maybe…
Seat down and give your mind a rest jimbo
@47 She is saying she is not more of a loser than you!
@49 Always. Why would I come here if I wern’t?
#47 your mom’s a loser
Wait a minute? Veggi is a Gurl? like samantha ranson is a girl?
hahaha uh oh the “girls” are sticking together,,,now here comes tricky frist,,,Hey Frist you can agree girls can be losers too right?
@54, No, your mom is a girl like Samantha Ranson. Veggie is a girl like Charlize Theron.. Do I need to draw you a picture dip shit?
Hey veggie? when am I going to see your my space on here? im not judgmental…
uh oh nothing says chivalry than some fool name jimbo whos living proof that manure can grow legs and walk…
Yikes!
Is there anything real on this girl?
I’d be scared to sleep with her, mainly because I’d fear she’s sucked all the blood from my body….not to mention all of the cash from my checking account.
I’m starting a “Real Tits Rebellion”. Down with fakies!!
@58..OUCH! Yeah, but can it jump?
that was fun,,,i got to go,,,my clones may take over for me now….
Clones? More like “clowns” duh..
#59–
I think I like you.
Mine are real, and they’re big. Guess I was lucky.
True though, most fake tit gals get ‘em to get guys that have money, pop a pup out, divorce, and make off like a bandit.
So saaaaddddd……
Time for you nap bitch??
Hey Jimbo, I’d ask you to kick Rough Daddy’s ass for me, but I think I would have more fun doing it myself.
God I hate foot cramps..
I don’t think it will take much to kick grandpa ass.
We’re about to watch the magic of love unfold in front of our very eyes….(59 & 63)
You cannot see it, but I’m gagging. (But only because I like to)
Jimbo…see how it’s starts so nice. Pretty soon they’ll be where we are…right dear?
Isn’t love on the Superfical a wonderful thing??
@68, That would be nice if you wern’t a troll
You two dickwads go outside and play
I just want a new freaking post and maybe a beer or two. Is that too much to ask??
I like my women blonde and slutty, just like her!
well, at least the lower-class white-trash don’t have to worry too much in these hard times, VH1 is handing them shows out like rough daddy’s mom hands out anal fist-fucking sessions to random strangers.
i STILL DIDN’T SEE WHAT POST YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, jIMBO
Fucking capslock!!!! Sorry :(
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This woman is so beyond gross. How can anyone honestly be attracted to someone who doesn’t just look like a retarded duck, but someone who PAID to look that way? I guess Vh1 is just going to give anyone a show who bangs one of their “celebrity” reality show stars. There’s a reason these bitches don’t get picked. Even Brett Michaels doesn’t want to be in a relationship with this skank. That’s saying something…
obviously this woman cares about attracting a certain kind of attention, because she paid a lot of money for those tits, lips, tattoos, extensions, hooker outfits… but, just because she can afford to do whatever the hell she wants (even if she does so by stripping) doesn’t mean every overweight, blubbering, jealous bimbo across the nation needs to comment on it. yeah, we get it. women with fake boobs are dirty whores. but, maybe if you ladies spent more time on your own appearance then you’d have less time to complain about girls who really could care less about what you think, and regardless of how “smart” you think you sound by calling them trashy, they will only think you are “just jealous” – which you are.
get over it.
id hit it
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=f3ff7fbeb5d038d1cea9df355e607c20
@79 I bet she’d let you too, because that’s what hoes do.
WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKS I GUESS STUPIDITY AND SHIT COMES IN ALL COLORS, WHITE, BLACK, YELLOW, BROWN, ETC.
BY THE WAY FUCK COLUMBUS!!!
SO IF YOU ASS ISN’T RED GO BACK WHERE EVER THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM!!!!
This is a really class lady….I can just tell by looking at her.
@78
Just cause a girl chooses not to look like Davey, I mean Daisy, why do you assume we neglect our appearence?? Who in their right mind wakes up and says gee today I want to look like tranny?? oooh and spread my legs as wide as they can go and ride my camping cooler. IT makes me laugh, it does not make me jealous..infact it makes me feel even better about myself! I know, I know you think I’m fat, old, ugly & single …..sorry to dissapoint but nope on all counts. She is gross & looks like smells of others bodily fluids.
So, when do we actually get to see this chick’s funbags?
I LOVE BIG FAKE TITTIES!
Finally, THE visual definition of “Skank”.
Boy’s are pretty much the same folks.
O.K. now, I won’t name the FAGGOTS!!
She really looks ugly what is differant about her now!
Doctors did a good job on the plastic body, but why didn’t
they fix that FACE!!!!! Thanks for the nightmares.
Doctors did a good job on the plastic body, but why didn’t
they fix that FACE!!!!! Thanks for the nightmares.
Vote for me http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/Feliksas ;D
She gets bonus points for hiding her cankles in a creative way.
#81 Your ass must be red from too much anal sex
lots of women look similar to this Daisy thing. have you ever watched VH1 before? or WWE? maybe opened an issue of playboy? or seen a britney spears music video? perhaps you heard of this person named christina aguilera? blonde hair, big tits, dumb tattoo(s) is a LOOK that a lot of women have. so id say a lot of women in their right mind want to look like that. and if you arent fat/ugly/single then we need TITS or GTFO. link it, bitch.
Hey!
I’ve been a long time viewer of this webpage, and I’m actually trying to get on this show! The truth is, I think most of these VH1 shows are set-up, and I’m trying my best to get on the show and prove it! I’d love to be TheSuperficials’s “inside” man, so, while we all continue to make fun of this show, feel free to send me a few votes so I can get on!
http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/bigpez50
I appreciate it!
did she have a face transplant? somehow she’s less ugly than when she was on the show…still not great looking, but less offensive.
I’m a college student.
Maybe I shouldn’t be surprised…but I am flabberghasted by how poor Charles spells(see Charles Edward). I am mostly concerned that people have had to read what he attempted to write.