Daisy Lowe Won The GQ Men of The Year Awards

You might hear some talk about some other woman winning at The GQ Men of The Year Awards in London last night, but that information is bullshit because Daisy Lowe’s breasts destroyed anything and everything in their path. One of them even controls Parliament now. Or will once they’re aware of my Doomsday Device. Photo Boy ready the zeppelin! (Can you tell I’m writing whatever bullshit pops into my head before the servers fart out again? Well, stop, because you should be looking at the boobs. Time is a factor.)

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