Daisy Lowe Won The GQ Men of The Year Awards

September 3rd, 2014 // 14 Comments

You might hear some talk about some other woman winning at The GQ Men of The Year Awards in London last night, but that information is bullshit because Daisy Lowe‘s breasts destroyed anything and everything in their path. One of them even controls Parliament now. Or will once they’re aware of my Doomsday Device. Photo Boy ready the zeppelin! (Can you tell I’m writing whatever bullshit pops into my head before the servers fart out again? Well, stop, because you should be looking at the boobs. Time is a factor.)

Photos: AKM-GSI, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    Cock Dr
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    Is she with Cara? Is Cara becoming the go to lesbian of the international entertainment industry? Is that why she looks so pissed? Or is she pissed because she thoughts those tits were hers for the evening and she really doesn’t want to share them with us at all.

  2. Daisy Lowe Breasts Cleavage GQ Awards
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    Cara’s definitely thinking about motorboating right now…

  3. Daisy Lowe Breasts Cleavage GQ Awards
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    HOW is he maintaining eye contact???? My god, I’m not ashamed to admit my eyes would be much lower if I were him.
    I know, i’m sick, but really, how could you not?

  4. Something is wrong. I’m seeing actual photos instead of various errors.

    EDIT: Nope, it’s fixed again. Database errors abound.

  5. SoonToBeFormerSuperficialPoster

    Error Establishing A Database Connection
    Error Establishing A Database Connection
    Error Establishing A Database Connection
    Error Establishing A Database Connection

    Between this and the ridiculous number of ads, videos, and scripts now running on this page, I’m beginning to think this is some sort of academic exercise to see how many users you can get to leave the site.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Man Fish, this site has been slow or flat-out crashing since that fucking pop up video, just like those damn ads in the picture scroller you guys tried embedding

  7. Dox

    Ok…. seriously.
    All joking aside, wtf?
    Do they not make enough money off this site? Cannot they not afford to supersize their combos?

    I had a three hundred baud external modem that went about as fast as this….

    Back in in 1990.

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    harsky & starch
    Commented on this photo:

    Cara is thinking of homicide right now…

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    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    Daisy: “My vagina encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.”

    Cara: “Yeah bitch, I know.”

  10. Daisy Lowe Breasts Cleavage GQ Awards
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    Business from the belt down, Mistress from the belt up

  11. Daisy Lowe Breasts Cleavage GQ Awards
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    She has side boob all figured out.

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