Cynthia Nixon gets engaged to a girl. I think.

May 18th, 2009 // 94 Comments

Cynthia Nixon is engaged to her long-time girlfriend Christine Marinoni, according to Access Hollywood:

According to the source, the “Sex and The City” star told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally in New York City, that she became engaged last month.
“I think we would definitely [get married] if it became legal in New York,” Cynthia told Access’ Shaun Robinson in an interview last year. “I don’t really want to get married to get married pretend. I think we’d like to do it in a real, actual, legal way that the state would recognize.”

Someone help me out here. Based on my understanding, lesbians are supposed to be attracted to women. So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men? Or is the vagina the ultimate trump card here? “Sure, she looks like my brother, but hey, no penis. High five!”

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  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Love child of Chris Penn and Danny Bonaduce

  2. Max Planck

    What an ugly dude.

  3. Now if Cynthia Nixon and Portia de Rossi got together, that would be hot!

  4. The Fonz

    It looks a bit like Ralph Malph from Happy Days.

  5. Jen

    shit… I thought that was Rusty from National Lampoon’s Vacation

  6. Heroiny

    #6 You’re spot on…..Ralph Malph…

  7. mitch

    always funny when a chick’s taller than her man

  8. Mr. Jones

    I think Cindy-girl watched a little too much Patridge Family when she was little.

    And I’m super confused. Her being a red made her halfway hot on that chick show. But she looks blonde here. And her “girl”friend is a red.

    Do the curtains and rug in two separate rooms have to match in the same house?

  9. pappy smeary

    if cancer was a couple, this is what that couple would look like

    “middle-age muntant lesbo lovers
    lesbos in a half shell
    lezzie power”

  10. Randal

    Congratulations Cynthia! Your happiness is well deserved for all the hard work and wonderful things you’ve given back to the world. You made Sex and the City what it is today. May you wear that smile each and everyday.


  11. Cuntageous

    At first I thought that was Jason Segel that Nixon’s getting married to. But they look to be a happy couple.

  12. Scissor Sister

    “So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men?”

    -gym teachers gotta date too

  13. hedgehog

    lesbian chicks are supposed to be hot … my p0rn colection confirms this

  14. Billy Blitz

    She looks like Rocky from Mask!

  15. Don

    She got engaged to her brother?

  16. Don

    She got engaged to her brother?

  17. Don

    She got engaged to her brother?

  18. b

    All ugly lesbians should be shot directly in the face.

  19. zoobeedo

    Is that SPENCER PRATT with red hair???????????????

  20. Old School

    Blonde kid from “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”?

  21. Paula

    She looks like Jonah Hill´s elder brother ;)

  22. Nugaloopagus

    That’s a man,…man!

  23. Savalas

    We know who wears the chin dong in this family!

  24. Pilatunes

    This makes my penis very unhappy.

  25. Pilatunes

    Savalas @26….now that’s fuckin’ hilarious.

  26. stephen

    seems like Prince Harry could do so much better than Cynthia, but love is blind, i guess

  27. I love her as “Alpha” on Dollhouse…

  28. James

    So lesbians were ‘born’ to like girls…but only those girls who look and act exactly like men. Nope, no psychological trauma there.

  29. it’s Michael Rappaport!

  30. Beeker

    That’s not a girl that is Colin Montgomery!!! Yikes

  31. phil mcGay

    Wow, thats a combo of Ron Howard and Ellen.

    Seriously, why pick a chick that looks like an ugly dude? You could just actually have an ugly dude.

  32. Aunt Jemima

    Your honor I would like to submit exhibit number 1, Cynthia Nixon’s “girlfriend”, as primo facta evidence that homosexuality is a mental disorder.

  33. Lisa

    Bless her heart she is engaged to one ugly woman.

  34. Superbiggerevil

    Confusing. The bitch wants to marry Donny Most, but not his cock???

  35. hmna

    @33 I was thinking the same thing. You beat me to it.

  36. danny most


  37. Howie

    isn’t he (um, she) Jonah Hill from Superbad?

    Look at the IMDB pic

  38. Patty O'furniture

    I’d like to do a “dirty Seamus” on Cynthia…

  39. SexIsNotImportant

    Sex is not important in Cynthia Nixon’s life anyway. I’m sure these two spend a lot of time walking the dog. Unless that is what cynthia thinks she’s doing when these two go out together.

  40. Io

    and fish, not only do they look like men, they are fugly men at that…it is just beyond me…maybe it’s the best of both worlds kinda thing

  41. BobParr

    I assumed that Cynthia was the butch one. I was waaay off!

  42. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Lets face it folks, she must be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat in bed!

  43. Fati

    Wow, this is weird on so many levels. Look at that, her “girlfriend” is just an uglier version of herself. Creepy…

  44. Ralphie

    Hey! Mr. Moore!

    Whoa. That guy was my english teacher in the sixth grade.

  45. b

    We need the 14th century church back in power to relieve us from all these ugly gay diseased people.

  46. Fish & chips

    Or current day fundy Muslims (oh, not supposed to talk about that).

  47. doogleberg

    Who gives a shit?

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