Cynthia Nixon is engaged to her long-time girlfriend Christine Marinoni, according to Access Hollywood:
According to the source, the “Sex and The City” star told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally in New York City, that she became engaged last month.
“I think we would definitely [get married] if it became legal in New York,” Cynthia told Access’ Shaun Robinson in an interview last year. “I don’t really want to get married to get married pretend. I think we’d like to do it in a real, actual, legal way that the state would recognize.”
Someone help me out here. Based on my understanding, lesbians are supposed to be attracted to women. So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men? Or is the vagina the ultimate trump card here? “Sure, she looks like my brother, but hey, no penis. High five!”
http://www.popduds.com | May 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm
barf barf barf
mamamiasweetpeaches | May 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Love child of Chris Penn and Danny Bonaduce
FRIST!!! | May 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm
#2 is spot-on
Max Planck | May 18, 2009 at 12:20 pm
What an ugly dude.
http://www.popduds.com | May 18, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Now if Cynthia Nixon and Portia de Rossi got together, that would be hot!
The Fonz | May 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm
It looks a bit like Ralph Malph from Happy Days.
Jen | May 18, 2009 at 12:28 pm
shit… I thought that was Rusty from National Lampoon’s Vacation
Heroiny | May 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm
#6 You’re spot on…..Ralph Malph…
mitch | May 18, 2009 at 12:34 pm
always funny when a chick’s taller than her man
Mr. Jones | May 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I think Cindy-girl watched a little too much Patridge Family when she was little.
And I’m super confused. Her being a red made her halfway hot on that chick show. But she looks blonde here. And her “girl”friend is a red.
Do the curtains and rug in two separate rooms have to match in the same house?
pappy smeary | May 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm
if cancer was a couple, this is what that couple would look like
“middle-age muntant lesbo lovers
lesbos in a half shell
lezzie power”
Randal | May 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Congratulations Cynthia! Your happiness is well deserved for all the hard work and wonderful things you’ve given back to the world. You made Sex and the City what it is today. May you wear that smile each and everyday.
Randal
Cuntageous | May 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
At first I thought that was Jason Segel that Nixon’s getting married to. But they look to be a happy couple.
Scissor Sister | May 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm
“So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men?”
-gym teachers gotta date too
hedgehog | May 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
lesbian chicks are supposed to be hot … my p0rn colection confirms this
Billy Blitz | May 18, 2009 at 12:53 pm
She looks like Rocky from Mask!
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/uglymask.jpg
Don | May 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm
She got engaged to her brother?
Don | May 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm
She got engaged to her brother?
Don | May 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm
She got engaged to her brother?
Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday | May 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm
i just threw up in my mouth
b | May 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm
All ugly lesbians should be shot directly in the face.
zoobeedo | May 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Is that SPENCER PRATT with red hair???????????????
Old School | May 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Blonde kid from “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”?
http://www.canadianshakespeares.ca/essays/images/BillTed3.jpg
Paula | May 18, 2009 at 1:29 pm
She looks like Jonah Hill´s elder brother ;)
Nugaloopagus | May 18, 2009 at 1:31 pm
That’s a man,…man!
Savalas | May 18, 2009 at 1:31 pm
We know who wears the chin dong in this family!
Pilatunes | May 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm
This makes my penis very unhappy.
Pilatunes | May 18, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Savalas @26….now that’s fuckin’ hilarious.
stephen | May 18, 2009 at 2:05 pm
seems like Prince Harry could do so much better than Cynthia, but love is blind, i guess
TKO Report | May 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I love her as “Alpha” on Dollhouse…
James | May 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm
So lesbians were ‘born’ to like girls…but only those girls who look and act exactly like men. Nope, no psychological trauma there.
Chuck Nunchuck | May 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm
it’s Michael Rappaport!
Beeker | May 18, 2009 at 2:17 pm
That’s not a girl that is Colin Montgomery!!! Yikes
phil mcGay | May 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Wow, thats a combo of Ron Howard and Ellen.
Seriously, why pick a chick that looks like an ugly dude? You could just actually have an ugly dude.
Aunt Jemima | May 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Your honor I would like to submit exhibit number 1, Cynthia Nixon’s “girlfriend”, as primo facta evidence that homosexuality is a mental disorder.
Lisa | May 18, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Bless her heart she is engaged to one ugly woman.
Superbiggerevil | May 18, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Confusing. The bitch wants to marry Donny Most, but not his cock???
hmna | May 18, 2009 at 3:07 pm
@33 I was thinking the same thing. You beat me to it.
danny most | May 18, 2009 at 3:18 pm
SEX AND THE CITY REALLY FUCKED WITH CYNTHIA NIXON’S HEAD!
Howie | May 18, 2009 at 3:35 pm
isn’t he (um, she) Jonah Hill from Superbad?
Look at the IMDB pic http://www.imdb.com/media/rm703435008/nm1706767
Patty O'furniture | May 18, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I’d like to do a “dirty Seamus” on Cynthia…
SexIsNotImportant | May 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Sex is not important in Cynthia Nixon’s life anyway. I’m sure these two spend a lot of time walking the dog. Unless that is what cynthia thinks she’s doing when these two go out together.
Io | May 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm
and fish, not only do they look like men, they are fugly men at that…it is just beyond me…maybe it’s the best of both worlds kinda thing
BobParr | May 18, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I assumed that Cynthia was the butch one. I was waaay off!
mamamiasweetpeaches | May 18, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Lets face it folks, she must be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat in bed!
Fati | May 18, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Wow, this is weird on so many levels. Look at that, her “girlfriend” is just an uglier version of herself. Creepy…
Ralphie | May 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Hey! Mr. Moore!
Whoa. That guy was my english teacher in the sixth grade.
b | May 18, 2009 at 4:17 pm
We need the 14th century church back in power to relieve us from all these ugly gay diseased people.
Fish & chips | May 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Or current day fundy Muslims (oh, not supposed to talk about that).
doogleberg | May 18, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Who gives a shit?