Cynthia Nixon is engaged to her long-time girlfriend Christine Marinoni, according to Access Hollywood:
According to the source, the “Sex and The City” star told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally in New York City, that she became engaged last month.
“I think we would definitely [get married] if it became legal in New York,” Cynthia told Access’ Shaun Robinson in an interview last year. “I don’t really want to get married to get married pretend. I think we’d like to do it in a real, actual, legal way that the state would recognize.”
Someone help me out here. Based on my understanding, lesbians are supposed to be attracted to women. So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men? Or is the vagina the ultimate trump card here? “Sure, she looks like my brother, but hey, no penis. High five!”





























barf barf barf
Love child of Chris Penn and Danny Bonaduce
#2 is spot-on
What an ugly dude.
Now if Cynthia Nixon and Portia de Rossi got together, that would be hot!
It looks a bit like Ralph Malph from Happy Days.
shit… I thought that was Rusty from National Lampoon’s Vacation
#6 You’re spot on…..Ralph Malph…
always funny when a chick’s taller than her man
I think Cindy-girl watched a little too much Patridge Family when she was little.
And I’m super confused. Her being a red made her halfway hot on that chick show. But she looks blonde here. And her “girl”friend is a red.
Do the curtains and rug in two separate rooms have to match in the same house?
if cancer was a couple, this is what that couple would look like
“middle-age muntant lesbo lovers
lesbos in a half shell
lezzie power”
Congratulations Cynthia! Your happiness is well deserved for all the hard work and wonderful things you’ve given back to the world. You made Sex and the City what it is today. May you wear that smile each and everyday.
Randal
At first I thought that was Jason Segel that Nixon’s getting married to. But they look to be a happy couple.
“So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men?”
-gym teachers gotta date too
lesbian chicks are supposed to be hot … my p0rn colection confirms this
She looks like Rocky from Mask!
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/uglymask.jpg
She got engaged to her brother?
She got engaged to her brother?
She got engaged to her brother?
i just threw up in my mouth
All ugly lesbians should be shot directly in the face.
Is that SPENCER PRATT with red hair???????????????
Blonde kid from “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”?
http://www.canadianshakespeares.ca/essays/images/BillTed3.jpg
She looks like Jonah Hill´s elder brother ;)
That’s a man,…man!
We know who wears the chin dong in this family!
This makes my penis very unhappy.
Savalas @26….now that’s fuckin’ hilarious.
seems like Prince Harry could do so much better than Cynthia, but love is blind, i guess
I love her as “Alpha” on Dollhouse…
So lesbians were ‘born’ to like girls…but only those girls who look and act exactly like men. Nope, no psychological trauma there.
it’s Michael Rappaport!
That’s not a girl that is Colin Montgomery!!! Yikes
Wow, thats a combo of Ron Howard and Ellen.
Seriously, why pick a chick that looks like an ugly dude? You could just actually have an ugly dude.
Your honor I would like to submit exhibit number 1, Cynthia Nixon’s “girlfriend”, as primo facta evidence that homosexuality is a mental disorder.
Bless her heart she is engaged to one ugly woman.
Confusing. The bitch wants to marry Donny Most, but not his cock???
@33 I was thinking the same thing. You beat me to it.
SEX AND THE CITY REALLY FUCKED WITH CYNTHIA NIXON’S HEAD!
isn’t he (um, she) Jonah Hill from Superbad?
Look at the IMDB pic http://www.imdb.com/media/rm703435008/nm1706767
I’d like to do a “dirty Seamus” on Cynthia…
Sex is not important in Cynthia Nixon’s life anyway. I’m sure these two spend a lot of time walking the dog. Unless that is what cynthia thinks she’s doing when these two go out together.
and fish, not only do they look like men, they are fugly men at that…it is just beyond me…maybe it’s the best of both worlds kinda thing
I assumed that Cynthia was the butch one. I was waaay off!
Lets face it folks, she must be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat in bed!
Wow, this is weird on so many levels. Look at that, her “girlfriend” is just an uglier version of herself. Creepy…
Hey! Mr. Moore!
Whoa. That guy was my english teacher in the sixth grade.
We need the 14th century church back in power to relieve us from all these ugly gay diseased people.
Or current day fundy Muslims (oh, not supposed to talk about that).
Who gives a shit?