Crystal Rock Audigier is Paris Hilton in waiting

November 23rd, 2008 // 112 Comments

Saturday night, fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that made every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at goddamn Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for:

1. Two cars delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Who doesn’t love a grim look at the future?
2. T.I. Because sweet 16′s are totally gangsta, dawg.
3. The Pussycat Dolls. What’s a birthday party without strippers? Mazal tov!
4. Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston. Minus the Miley, add extra gay.
5. Khloe Kardashian. So everyone felt more beautiful by comparison. Good thinking.

Jesus, with a shindig like this I’m surprised there wasn’t a secret room full of blood diamonds and baby panda skins. Her parents must hate her.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. I’d possibly risk jailtime for that. Her AND her bank account.

  2. Amy

    Pray for mimi!

  3. El

    She’s 16 years old and already have cellulite??? (Pic # 2)

  4. riz

    i;m pretty sure those photographers crouching in front of her got a crotch shot. how could they NOT, her dress is practically non-existent.

  5. El

    She’s is just 16 and already have cellulite??? Pic #2

  6. That’s sick. I would say she will definately be the next Lindsay Lohan.

  7. blah blah.
    Don’t care for her.

  8. c45j

    at the moment.. she is beautiful.. but like lindsay lohan, she will crumble.

  9. Mal

    God will someone ban this dating site spammer???? PLEASE!?

  10. crabby old guy

    Yet another f-tard “celeb parent” throwing wads of things at their child. Yeah, that outta work out real well. You know, having her actually get a job, save money, grow as a person, learn the value of herself and others isn’t what they have, what they look like or what they wear – well, who the fuck would want THAT for their kid?

  11. Laura

    I used to think paris Hilton was the hottest thing ever.

    As she’s getting older, it doesn’t seem quite so effortless anymore. She looks like she tries really hard…

  12. Laura

    I used to think paris Hilton was the hottest thing ever.

    As she’s getting older, it doesn’t seem quite so effortless anymore. She looks like she tries really hard…

  13. Ted from LA

    Laura,
    You’ve got to be shitting me, right?

  14. ?!?

    Seriously? T.I.? Two cars? Underwear models dating jailbait?

    How much of that does this girl actually need? Why would anyone who is single and *16* even need two cars?

    Her parents spoiled that girl silly… Watch her in a couple years, when she has to learn to be a grown-up and discover other survival techniques than clacking your heels and saying “Daddy!”.

    When she was 9, she actually got a unicorn. Just because it was Thursday. Then Madonna broke into the barn and drank its blood.

  15. ?!?

    Seriously? T.I.? Two cars? Underwear models dating jailbait?

    How much of that does this girl actually need? Why would anyone who is single and *16* even need two cars?

    Her parents spoiled that girl silly… Watch her in a couple years, when she has to learn to be a grown-up and discover other survival techniques than clacking your heels and saying “Daddy!”.

    When she was 9, she actually got a unicorn. Just because it was Thursday. Then Madonna broke into the barn and drank its blood.

  16. skee lo

    who the fuck & what the fuck

  17. Ted from LA

    Praying for Laura.

  18. DC

    yeah, shes pretty hot, id hit it…what? 16 you say?

    BRB FBI

  19. Joemomma

    Laura needs to lay off of the crack.

  20. Monkey Poop

    Rosa needs to be kicked in the Va Jay Jay

  21. kbbb

    Hey, it’s that Paris Hilton’s my BFF girl! Behind Paris!

  22. Amy

    Justin still has Billy Ray Cyrus’s lipstick all over him!

  23. krispiana beaverhausen

    does it ever bode well to name your daughter after not one, but TWO different crazymakin’ street drugs?!

  24. Laura

    “You’ve got to be shitting me, right?”

    Don’t worry, Ted, I’d never shit my favorite turd!

  25. jadorepandas

    she has great legs though.

    give her a break: if your parents were as loaded as her parents are, im sure they;d spoil you too. i mean, its her 16th birthday and her dads a famous millionaire designer. if she didnt have a party like this, id be surprised. ya know?

  26. Valkyrie

    #24 = lolz

    #14 madonna + unicorn= awesome

    It isnt surprising that’s she’s a sad spectacle of a stereotype. What is surprising is that I looked at most of the pics.

  27. Is Audigier really famous ? I thought that guy was an imposter, i mean in France he’s a total jerk.

  28. So,
    Sometimes America we feel you go a bit -’off topic[‘ as they say in the industwee.
    Like #1-28 – Inside job ?
    Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure? molten metal in the ruins,?stand down of NORAD? gravity? that type of thing ?
    Comments ?

  29. audrey

    OF COURSE justin was there.. he just loves the young ones, doesn’t he??

  30. ummm...yeah

    What a fuckin waste…

  31. Gr8 points all # 30-31,,,,,
    iNSIDE JOB?

  32. Ted from LA

    Inside job it was, Binkster.

  33. Well. Ok. I think the point these Chinese guys are trying to make is steel framed buildings don’t suddenly collapse because of fire – much like your gas stove doesn’t suddenly collapse because of fire.

  34. Geronimo

    I thought this little chick was hot until I saw pic 2, and her cellulite made me gag. Hate to see what she’s going to look like at 26.

  35. Well # 33 Mr, Notes. Gr8 ! What are you weelee trying to say here exactly ?
    (Cheers Ted.)
    Inside job ?

  36. BondJamesBond

    Hey this chick is a hot little number. Paris? She’s tired and has a beak for a nose.

  37. Kreskin :So Bond # 37…. I’m predicting you’ll never be here again….
    Inside job ?

  38. So…the more I ,like, reach ‘waking state’ the more I realize I don;t know who this chick at the top of this drivel is – or care.
    But. Ok. = it’s me Kreskin.
    And I must admit I couldn’t predict that ‘free fall collapse speed though undamaged steel structure stuff.’
    (So sue me)

  39. Tina

    That bitch is wearing the christian louboutin shoes I want, rob her!

  40. Cornelius

    Great, another brat who gets the world delivered to her on a silver plate. She looks like she would deserve a solid spanking.

  41. So – Corny # 41. Very spanky…..
    Inside job ?

  42. Danklin24

    Dont worry guys, the spoiled brat got whats coming to her, they had the car tricked out at Unique Autosports im sure, which means its got spray painted parts all over the inside and will most likely fall apart in a week.

  43. Kevin

    I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    My friend recommended me a very interesting and HOT place ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  44. tc

    #1 Jailtime ? What for, she is 16 ?

    Oh yes, I forgot. The US is a ridiculous puritanical country who tries to pretend that people aren’t sexually active until 18, and don’t drink until 21. Fine to go off to another country and murder someone, drive a car, or handle a gun before then though.

  45. Tara

    Just turning 16 and you can see that she has implants, her boobs have that ridge on top that real boobs don’t have.

  46. Australian

    uber jealous, stop your bitching, she’s having fun.

  47. Guy

    People who are saying she is hot are obviously brain washed. Just because she’s blonde and wears mascara doesn’t make her hot. I actually think she looks a bit chubby, see picture 2 at her face.

  48. America still hasn’t enough LOSERS, folks?

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