Game of Bimbos: A Clash of Gold-Diggers

Crystal Harris was supposed to marry Hugh Hefner on Saturday, yet broke off the wedding earlier in the week to make a quick buck, so of course, she immediately used her new “celebrity” status as Hugh’s runaway bride to help Heidi Montag host a pool party on the day she cost her wedding guests thousands of dollars by bailing at the last minute. This apparently set off Holly Madison who went on Twitter and called the event “a new low.”

- @Robin_Leach that’s disgusting and whoever booked her is tacky!
– @Norm_Clarke trust me, NO ONE is interested in filming Crystal! She left Lifetime high and dry while filming a 2 hour special!
– No, they show HEF’s real friends . . . RT @CrystalHarris: Hard times show your real friends…

Keep in mind that Holly’s job used to be getting Hugh “ready” so he could he bang his Girls Next Door for five minutes each thus satisfying their debt for room and board, so I think she knows low and tacky when she sees it. (See also: Criss Angel, Holly had intercourse with.) That said, hopefully she’s not angling to get back with Hugh because he already started old man noodling Miss January 2011 Anna Sophia Berglund, according to TMZ:

According to our sources, Anna has now moved into Hef’s room and the two have taken to calling each other “babe” around other people. We’re told during a recent movie night at the Playboy Mansion, the two were cuddling and kissing during the entire movie.
One source put it bluntly — “It’s clear Hef has moved on to Anna.”

Of course, until Anna starts changing diapers this could just be a simple case of sexual slavery, so nobody jump to any conclusions until we see the freight cart she lived in for four months with 20 other women. It’s our best case scenario at this point.

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