Here’s soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you’re wondering why he didn’t go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably looks exactly like Yoda. I’m talking pointy ears, robe and Frank Oz’s hand up the back.
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he is awsome and his legs and feet turn me on
I’ll need two of him because I’ll probably break the first one…
@ 38. Courtney – June 18, 2009 3:56 AM
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
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Dn: We do, it’s just that you can’t see it under all the fat and hair.
That white cross is -so- 2008.
Later in the day, Renaldo brushed against a passing waiter, and the non-collision caused him to flail around on the ground like his leg had been shot off his body, screaming in agony for 38 seconds, then getting up like nothing happened. ‘Cause that’s how footballers roll. In other words, they’re all a bunch of pussies.
He looks absolutely yummy, theres nothing wrong with his legs and with those mini shorts i think he should go naked.. his body is a perfect 10!
lol at all the fat chicks complaining about the leg veins
when you have very low body fat, your veins show all over the place. some of you would know that if you actually exercised and ate somewhat healthy.
FUCKING HOOOOOOT
Does anyone realize that his Left Leg is a lot smaller than his right leg?
Gah stop it! It’s bad enough I have to read about this douche in the soccer news, but now to come to my favorite (only) celebrity humor blog and see pics of his golden half-naked ass? Jeez!
Spain’s gain is England’s loss. My God am I going to miss that stunning body!!
Bathing suit FAIL! He needs to wear roomy trunks. Much sexier on a built man.
@59: Wow, you’re right! Weird.
I dunno, I like a guy with a nice physique, but this is pretty extreme. I also like a grown man to have a little hair on him. This guy kinda looks to me like a deformed six year old.
omgomgomg omg!!! BEAUTIFUL!
Now I remember why I miss Europe! The guys are so sexy, dress hot and American men are all disgustingand fat and don’t care about their ugly appearance. Disgusting fat people country.
I miss Europe :(
Well developed external obliques.Since he’s a prof soccerplayer,the legs don’t need more further explanation.
he’s a hot bit of eurotrash
Hey 30 and 57- Why do you want me to like this guy so bad? Are you his pimps? I’m entitled to find that unattractive. I like muscular guys, I’m around them frequently- and it’s a sweet life- I just don’t personally want to be able to see their heartbeat in their fucking legs, ok?
BTW, not every athlete’s leg veins stick out like that, and don’t lecture me about body fat, you simple gits- I’m a personal trainer- so you can kiss my rock hard ass and abs-
And if you want to see a sexy man that doesn’t look like somebody’s Grandpa, check out Australian Rules Football… then we’ll talk.
Plus, shouldn’t we be more concerned about what Paris Hilton has done to this poor man’s dick?
OMG! He had sex with Paris Hilton and now he is trying to gnaw off his own hand because of what it touched!
@64 I’ll agree with you about the Fat ASSES in this country, but we at least have NICE TEETH…
# 38…. great response to #35
fuckin hilarious shit right there. men are pathetic <3333
he’s way too hot to be banging paris hilton’s washed up, old ass
eeewwwww. Fag.
All the people commenting on his legs and “bunions” are idiots. He’s the most primo athlete in the world. He has a footballer’s bod and I’m loving it! Bring it Cristiano… anyday of the week… over and over and over!!! He is GORGEOUS!
47 – LOLOLOL!!!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cnt al men look like this hes sooooooooooo cute.esp my man
lol Stop arguing, he looks pretty good, even though I don’t why he had to shave all his body, so metro.
HES A ATHLETE HES GONA HAVE VEINS LIKE DHAT I HVE DEM 2 I PLAY SOCCER AND WHO SAID U WERE GONA HAVE SEX WITH HIM SO CALM DOWN STOP HATIN ON HIM
he is very handsome