Cristiano Ronaldo goes shirtless

June 17th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Here’s soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you’re wondering why he didn’t go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably looks exactly like Yoda. I’m talking pointy ears, robe and Frank Oz’s hand up the back.

Photos: Fame
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  1. uno

    Ewww… More Rob Pattinson please.

  2. Shawna

    His legs look so gross.

  3. garlic pow pow

    I didn’t know you could have veins on your inner thighs. I also didn’t know men get bunions.

  4. hot body..............but

    buthisface.

  5. You people are full of shit. I don’t know who the hell this is, but he’s SEXY! Get. Naked. Now.

  6. Tanzarian

    Body hair, do you have it?

    What?

    Say ‘what’ again motherfucker! What ain’t no kind of body hair!

    WHAT?

    [shoots Retarldo in the face]

  7. buthisface

    @5 here:
    http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/ronaldo_3.jpg

    He’s a total douchebag. In appearance (gelled hair, wtf?) and personality. He’s a total buthisface-buthispersonality.

  8. SoTe

    HOT! the legs and butt of a soccer player are THE best!

  9. G&T

    What’s up with the mini shorts?!
    That kinda shit is not going to fly in Madrid Mr. Ronaldo….

  10. eric

    I’d hit it.

    Yeah, that’s right.

  11. Liz Casper

    Just ’cause he looks like that does NOT mean he can get away with such gay shoes! What a ponce!

  12. phoring

    Wow, his legs appear out of proportion with his body. Maybe it’s just the angle.

  13. Derek Jeter's Penis

    How’s the Herps? Feeeeeellllll the Buuuuurrrrrnnnnnn!

    I’d switch with that dude anyday! POON Magnet!

    I’d hang with him just for the pussy shrapnel…..

  14. biatcho

    He is only hot in a Man United soccer uniform, other than that he is a box of hair.

  15. Ladies the only soccer god you need to know is Ronaldinho of brazil,,,hes nothing to look at but hes no hack like this greasy dude…

  16. oMG!

    Man Oh Man he is HOT!!

    .. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…

    Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!

  17. oMG!

    Man Oh Man he is HOT!!

    .. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…

    Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!

  18. oMG!

    Man Oh Man he is HOT!!

    .. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…

    Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!

  19. oMG!

    Man Oh Man he is HOT!!

    .. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…

    Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!

  20. RaraAvis

    If you had said he was leaving the pool I would have said, “OK,” but since he was on his way to the pool I must express my disappointment with the package.

  21. alisa

    #1 how the hell could you like the crooked nose pale scrawny thing better than this guy……………. godddamn this boy is sexy.

  22. clareargent

    fuck thats hot!

  23. clareargent

    Rob Pattison? Really?

  24. jizzinmypants

    i think i’m in love, this man is HOT….i want his babies

  25. Ronnie so glad you’ve gone off to Real Madrid where you can dive away until your heart’s content! Football should be interesting this new season!

  26. Me

    Anyone posting after Me sucks on Cristiano Ronaldo’s veiny penis

  27. yuck

    Those are some leg veins. They kinda detract from the hotness for me.
    I can’t get into having sex with a guy with Grandpa’s legs.

    #26- After Paris Hilton’s assistance, I think it would be Cristiano Ronaldo’s CRUSTY penis, and again, no thanks.

  28. HA!

    How long before Madonna swoops in on this one?

    Does anyone else smell Tobiko and desperation?

    I think I hear leathery wings flapping…

  29. gramps

    #27 You can’t get into having sex with a guy with Grandpa’s legs AGAIN, right?

  30. RedFantaGirl

    Okay, first of all, all the girls and gay guys up in here have a rats ass chance in hell to even get a kiss from this guy, let alone sex. Half of you are complaining about veins on his legs, are you fucking kidding me, he’s a footballer or “soccer” for the sake of Americans, and veins pop out when you are that muscular. He is gorgeous, and he’s super talented…currently the highest paid football player, and on top of that he’s delicious.

    @27, girl please, I would love to see a picture of you. Cellulite galore, and a stomach to match, I bet. Talking as if you had any chance with a man this hott.

  31. andrew

    You’re gay for posting these photos. Stop selling out and catering to women.

  32. Miles

    Soccer fag. Sorry, football for all you inbred British fucktards.

  33. To please FAGGOTS no education is required, folks!!

  34. Yummy

    GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
    GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
    GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
    GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
    GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this

  35. my my my

    He is so gorgeous
    Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
    he’s a god

  36. lord have mercy

    I would tie him to the bed
    Lock the doors
    And throw away the keys

  37. Courtney

    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this
    Why can’t all men look like this

  38. val

    @5
    definitely agree
    dont care if hes a douchebag since ill never get to meet him personally
    hot hot hot
    me want

  39. Ananana

    #31, i bet you love the sparkles and colours of the TS logo, don’t you? Can you hear Aslan roar all the back in the closet?

    I wish all portuguese guys looked like the hot part of CR, not the greasy hair and overdoing of jewelery part. Would make my Summer holidays visiting the family so much easier…

  40. Rinaldo what? I think He’s some piece of douchebag. Poor Paris.

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  41. thank you superficial!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  43. tata

    LOL 44.

  44. big bib

    What the hell is he digging out of his teeth?

  45. havoc

    #46…He’s digging out one of David Beckham’s pubic hairs….

    .

  46. angela

    #26 – please. can i? ***just passed out from arosal***

  47. gotmilk?

    nah, not doing anything for me.

    LOL at 47. so true.

  48. Lucky Breaks

    Havoc- that was great lol. It it just me, or is his bulge in the wrong place?

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