Here’s soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you’re wondering why he didn’t go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably looks exactly like Yoda. I’m talking pointy ears, robe and Frank Oz’s hand up the back.
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uno | June 17, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Ewww… More Rob Pattinson please.
Shawna | June 17, 2009 at 8:32 pm
His legs look so gross.
garlic pow pow | June 17, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I didn’t know you could have veins on your inner thighs. I also didn’t know men get bunions.
hot body..............but | June 17, 2009 at 8:36 pm
buthisface.
Alli Watermelon | June 17, 2009 at 8:37 pm
You people are full of shit. I don’t know who the hell this is, but he’s SEXY! Get. Naked. Now.
Tanzarian | June 17, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Body hair, do you have it?
What?
Say ‘what’ again motherfucker! What ain’t no kind of body hair!
WHAT?
[shoots Retarldo in the face]
buthisface | June 17, 2009 at 8:43 pm
@5 here:
http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/ronaldo_3.jpg
He’s a total douchebag. In appearance (gelled hair, wtf?) and personality. He’s a total buthisface-buthispersonality.
SoTe | June 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm
HOT! the legs and butt of a soccer player are THE best!
G&T | June 17, 2009 at 8:58 pm
What’s up with the mini shorts?!
That kinda shit is not going to fly in Madrid Mr. Ronaldo….
eric | June 17, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I’d hit it.
Yeah, that’s right.
Liz Casper | June 17, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Just ’cause he looks like that does NOT mean he can get away with such gay shoes! What a ponce!
phoring | June 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Wow, his legs appear out of proportion with his body. Maybe it’s just the angle.
Derek Jeter's Penis | June 17, 2009 at 9:12 pm
How’s the Herps? Feeeeeellllll the Buuuuurrrrrnnnnnn!
I’d switch with that dude anyday! POON Magnet!
I’d hang with him just for the pussy shrapnel…..
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 9:23 pm
He is only hot in a Man United soccer uniform, other than that he is a box of hair.
so, so, ROUGH | June 17, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Ladies the only soccer god you need to know is Ronaldinho of brazil,,,hes nothing to look at but hes no hack like this greasy dude…
oMG! | June 17, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
oMG! | June 17, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
oMG! | June 17, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
oMG! | June 17, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
RaraAvis | June 17, 2009 at 10:44 pm
If you had said he was leaving the pool I would have said, “OK,” but since he was on his way to the pool I must express my disappointment with the package.
alisa | June 17, 2009 at 11:18 pm
#1 how the hell could you like the crooked nose pale scrawny thing better than this guy……………. godddamn this boy is sexy.
clareargent | June 17, 2009 at 11:40 pm
fuck thats hot!
clareargent | June 17, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Rob Pattison? Really?
jizzinmypants | June 17, 2009 at 11:45 pm
i think i’m in love, this man is HOT….i want his babies
Ways to save my marriage today | June 17, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Ronnie so glad you’ve gone off to Real Madrid where you can dive away until your heart’s content! Football should be interesting this new season!
Me | June 18, 2009 at 12:03 am
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Cristiano Ronaldo’s veiny penis
yuck | June 18, 2009 at 12:25 am
Those are some leg veins. They kinda detract from the hotness for me.
I can’t get into having sex with a guy with Grandpa’s legs.
#26- After Paris Hilton’s assistance, I think it would be Cristiano Ronaldo’s CRUSTY penis, and again, no thanks.
HA! | June 18, 2009 at 12:33 am
How long before Madonna swoops in on this one?
Does anyone else smell Tobiko and desperation?
I think I hear leathery wings flapping…
gramps | June 18, 2009 at 12:37 am
#27 You can’t get into having sex with a guy with Grandpa’s legs AGAIN, right?
RedFantaGirl | June 18, 2009 at 12:53 am
Okay, first of all, all the girls and gay guys up in here have a rats ass chance in hell to even get a kiss from this guy, let alone sex. Half of you are complaining about veins on his legs, are you fucking kidding me, he’s a footballer or “soccer” for the sake of Americans, and veins pop out when you are that muscular. He is gorgeous, and he’s super talented…currently the highest paid football player, and on top of that he’s delicious.
@27, girl please, I would love to see a picture of you. Cellulite galore, and a stomach to match, I bet. Talking as if you had any chance with a man this hott.
andrew | June 18, 2009 at 1:10 am
You’re gay for posting these photos. Stop selling out and catering to women.
Miles | June 18, 2009 at 1:42 am
Soccer fag. Sorry, football for all you inbred British fucktards.
bbbingo | June 18, 2009 at 2:59 am
http://www.retirementblog.co.uk/images/02-ronaldo-crying.JPG
little whiner
captain america | June 18, 2009 at 3:16 am
To please FAGGOTS no education is required, folks!!
Yummy | June 18, 2009 at 3:42 am
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
my my my | June 18, 2009 at 3:43 am
He is so gorgeous
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
he’s a god
lord have mercy | June 18, 2009 at 3:45 am
I would tie him to the bed
Lock the doors
And throw away the keys
Courtney | June 18, 2009 at 3:56 am
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
val | June 18, 2009 at 4:24 am
@5
definitely agree
dont care if hes a douchebag since ill never get to meet him personally
hot hot hot
me want
Ananana | June 18, 2009 at 5:14 am
#31, i bet you love the sparkles and colours of the TS logo, don’t you? Can you hear Aslan roar all the back in the closet?
I wish all portuguese guys looked like the hot part of CR, not the greasy hair and overdoing of jewelery part. Would make my Summer holidays visiting the family so much easier…
Dave Sentra | June 18, 2009 at 5:18 am
Rinaldo what? I think He’s some piece of douchebag. Poor Paris.
Dave
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michy | June 18, 2009 at 5:55 am
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tutu | June 18, 2009 at 6:12 am
http://snurl.com/kd01s
hahahaha
tata | June 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
LOL 44.
big bib | June 18, 2009 at 8:25 am
What the hell is he digging out of his teeth?
havoc | June 18, 2009 at 9:27 am
#46…He’s digging out one of David Beckham’s pubic hairs….
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angela | June 18, 2009 at 9:45 am
#26 – please. can i? ***just passed out from arosal***
gotmilk? | June 18, 2009 at 9:55 am
nah, not doing anything for me.
LOL at 47. so true.
Lucky Breaks | June 18, 2009 at 10:12 am
Havoc- that was great lol. It it just me, or is his bulge in the wrong place?