Here’s soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you’re wondering why he didn’t go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably looks exactly like Yoda. I’m talking pointy ears, robe and Frank Oz’s hand up the back.
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Ewww… More Rob Pattinson please.
His legs look so gross.
I didn’t know you could have veins on your inner thighs. I also didn’t know men get bunions.
buthisface.
You people are full of shit. I don’t know who the hell this is, but he’s SEXY! Get. Naked. Now.
Body hair, do you have it?
What?
Say ‘what’ again motherfucker! What ain’t no kind of body hair!
WHAT?
[shoots Retarldo in the face]
@5 here:
http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/ronaldo_3.jpg
He’s a total douchebag. In appearance (gelled hair, wtf?) and personality. He’s a total buthisface-buthispersonality.
HOT! the legs and butt of a soccer player are THE best!
What’s up with the mini shorts?!
That kinda shit is not going to fly in Madrid Mr. Ronaldo….
I’d hit it.
Yeah, that’s right.
Just ’cause he looks like that does NOT mean he can get away with such gay shoes! What a ponce!
Wow, his legs appear out of proportion with his body. Maybe it’s just the angle.
How’s the Herps? Feeeeeellllll the Buuuuurrrrrnnnnnn!
I’d switch with that dude anyday! POON Magnet!
I’d hang with him just for the pussy shrapnel…..
He is only hot in a Man United soccer uniform, other than that he is a box of hair.
Ladies the only soccer god you need to know is Ronaldinho of brazil,,,hes nothing to look at but hes no hack like this greasy dude…
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
Man Oh Man he is HOT!!
.. IDK why he stuck in into Paris Hilton.. Gross…
Too bad he’ll have the Herps for LIFE! Damn!
If you had said he was leaving the pool I would have said, “OK,” but since he was on his way to the pool I must express my disappointment with the package.
#1 how the hell could you like the crooked nose pale scrawny thing better than this guy……………. godddamn this boy is sexy.
fuck thats hot!
Rob Pattison? Really?
i think i’m in love, this man is HOT….i want his babies
Ronnie so glad you’ve gone off to Real Madrid where you can dive away until your heart’s content! Football should be interesting this new season!
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Cristiano Ronaldo’s veiny penis
Those are some leg veins. They kinda detract from the hotness for me.
I can’t get into having sex with a guy with Grandpa’s legs.
#26- After Paris Hilton’s assistance, I think it would be Cristiano Ronaldo’s CRUSTY penis, and again, no thanks.
How long before Madonna swoops in on this one?
Does anyone else smell Tobiko and desperation?
I think I hear leathery wings flapping…
#27 You can’t get into having sex with a guy with Grandpa’s legs AGAIN, right?
Okay, first of all, all the girls and gay guys up in here have a rats ass chance in hell to even get a kiss from this guy, let alone sex. Half of you are complaining about veins on his legs, are you fucking kidding me, he’s a footballer or “soccer” for the sake of Americans, and veins pop out when you are that muscular. He is gorgeous, and he’s super talented…currently the highest paid football player, and on top of that he’s delicious.
@27, girl please, I would love to see a picture of you. Cellulite galore, and a stomach to match, I bet. Talking as if you had any chance with a man this hott.
You’re gay for posting these photos. Stop selling out and catering to women.
Soccer fag. Sorry, football for all you inbred British fucktards.
http://www.retirementblog.co.uk/images/02-ronaldo-crying.JPG
little whiner
To please FAGGOTS no education is required, folks!!
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
GOD bless you Christiano and Superficial for posting this
He is so gorgeous
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
he’s a god
I would tie him to the bed
Lock the doors
And throw away the keys
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
Why can’t all men look like this
@5
definitely agree
dont care if hes a douchebag since ill never get to meet him personally
hot hot hot
me want
#31, i bet you love the sparkles and colours of the TS logo, don’t you? Can you hear Aslan roar all the back in the closet?
I wish all portuguese guys looked like the hot part of CR, not the greasy hair and overdoing of jewelery part. Would make my Summer holidays visiting the family so much easier…
Rinaldo what? I think He’s some piece of douchebag. Poor Paris.
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LOL 44.
What the hell is he digging out of his teeth?
#46…He’s digging out one of David Beckham’s pubic hairs….
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#26 – please. can i? ***just passed out from arosal***
nah, not doing anything for me.
LOL at 47. so true.
Havoc- that was great lol. It it just me, or is his bulge in the wrong place?