Criss Angel at one point was romantically linked to Britney Spears. He was also supposed to have a hand in her comeback VMA performance, but, after some last minute changes, Criss’ magic was noticeably absent and what ensued has left a permanent scar on my retina. Finally, just one day before the premiere of his new show, Criss Angel opened up to Ok! Magazine about what went wrong:
“We were supposed to do a creation of stuff that we worked on and it took a lot of dedication and work to do the things that we wanted to do,” Criss, on the set of his new NBC series Phenomenon, recalls exclusively to OK! about Britney’s planned VMA performance. “Unfortunately for me, she didn’t really want to put forth that type of effort.”
“Basically I said, ‘Don’t worry about me. Do what you want to do. This is a big opportunity for you to do the VMAs, so if you don’t feel it, go with something else.’ And she chose to go with something else.”
If Criss Angel were a real man, he would’ve tackled Britney after the first half-drunk dance step. But he was probably too busy changing his wardrobe for the fifth time. It takes a lot of work to look like a douchebag who spent his life-savings at Hot Topic. Plus Criss also has to decide whether to wear his monogrammed baseball hat or show off his highlights. Which is understandable. You don’t want to look too retarded all at once. You need to spread the douche-iness out over the course of a day.
Fuck, I hate that guy. Lame ass clothes. He’s the cleanest dirty-guy I’ve ever seen. Not only does he physically suck, but he has that stupid accent as well. Criss Angel’s so intense. Look at him. Look! He knows things. Crissto can look in to the bottom of your heart like a leopard or a lion. Yeah, he’s like a Skinwalker the way he sneaks in to your soul; and makes his way to the tip of your rectum.
Oh, yeah, did I mention he’s forty? He’s a forty year-old magician! Ha!
43 .. Go fuck yourself toothless mountain hag.. You obviously know not a goddamn thing about this site.
Oh, #43. You’re, like, so right. I mean, Criss, he does things that no one else dares to do. Like magic, and shit. He’s very intense. I remember the episode of MindFreak (terrible name for a show) where little-Criss bashed his head on that Holy rock after jumping from that barely moving van. That was so funny. It would have kicked-so goddamn hard if his wig flew off or something. Or if his head cracked open, but instead of brains coming out, it was a gigantic egg yolk. But, yeah. Criss Angel does things, man. Wow.
“It takes a lot of work to look like a douchebag who spent his life-savings at Hot Topic.” Nailed it.
But anywho, i call bulllshit on this one. Everyone knows Britney is the epitome of hard work and dedication… wait… what?….
Chris Angel = Bullshit artist, period. He’s as phoney as Madonna’s concern for African children.
#53 you are soooo brilliant ! For figuring out that I didn’t know about this site considering I stated that jackass!! And now that I know it’s all about unhappy people who get a rush out of calling people names that you know absolutely nothing about, I will never come back! (p.s. I have great teeth) You all have such a wonderful I.Q to be making this your pastime…
#52 – Whyyyy does it matter how old he is, you fucking moron. There’s older magicians out there. Like, Lance Burton, Johnny Thompson, Shut your fuckin’ mouth.
Go fuck your mother.
i think she is a terrible man, i do not like his style. but why her profile on sugarcupid.com is so popular? is there someone who can tell me the reason.
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