Criss Angel might be a sexual predator

Commish: I’m ALL about the concealed weapons law, baby… There’s a chance someone is strapped, you’re gonna think twice before you try to jack their ass, hence, less crime. Is there any statistical research out there on shit like that in states that allow concealed weapons v. states that don’t?

#67 Dirt McGirt,

can we expect further posts from you on:
1. Why are so many blacks in sports
2. Why are colleges full of Asians
3. Why are there so many Irish Cops?
4. Why are there so many gay fashion designers
5. well I think you get the idea….. Gee, can’t wait for your next rant, it isn’t as if everybody hasn’t heard this shit for 50 years.

102–why are there so many retarded people at the Special Olympics?

Jrz- as a matter of fact, there is statistical evidence, though local and state law enforcement will not release their findings. However, the “Make my day” law has had a huge impact on home invasions and car jackings in my state. Though, if you shoot someone, it’s better to drag them in your front door, or you could face questioning from pesky law enforcement officers.

Criss Angel is a Racist!

Man, there are days when I’m just surrounded by ignorance that if I had a deer rifle and this mother fuckah had a bell tower…….we’d all have a problem!

Hence the Botox. I don’t get that twitch in my right eye anymore when dealing with dumb motherfuckers. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still homicidal, just not tee-totally crazy enough from the twitch to blast someone back to whence they came.

The stupid people keep breeding. Too bad the circle of life ain’t fast enough to keep up with ‘em.

I’m confused now, how did the race card get thrown in here and what does it have to do with anything?

@108 Anastasia and I got e-mails saying we better watch ourselves with the black jokes, and there begins the race card…..

They took are e-mail address off our blogs, read post 17 and 54…………

I have officially lost all sexual attraction I had for Criss Angel. Thanks to Paris I will never again have an orgasm while levitating. Damn her to hell!

Whos the racist? I think the guy needs to have a nice big cup of “shut the fuck up”. What an idot. Dont even respond to it. Its a waste of time.

Q: What does a black kid get for X-Mas?
A: Your bike!

Ok, now that I’ve gotten THAT out of my system (I’m from VA, the SOUTH, so we hear a lot of those type jokes), I’m going to comment on Dirt. Please, STFU. Seriously, you are a BAD EXCUSE for a troll. Please stop trying to stir turds and just go away. Thank you.

And about Criss Angel? That makes me really sad, because my friend’s dad likes to watch that show, and, despite myself, I got interested in it. But now that he’s hooked up with the Skank du Jour, I’ll never be able to look at him the same way again.

I hope all of you are sterile, as there is enough pain and anguish in the world. Here’s to eugenics!

OMG, I remember I once went to Africa and there were like so many black people there. It was like the scariest thing, ever. I totally had to buy an extra large fly swatter to ward them off. So much more drama than my trip in Mexico. All I had to do was carry a bar of soap around my neck – totally scared them off.

#115 – I felt the same way the last time I visited Europe with a can a fucking deodorant…

Chris Angel is a Hack and all his magic is no more than TV tricks. Not to mention he’s a total nimrod. Anybody who enjoys watching his garbage is no better than that piece of space dirt that he’s trying to probe.

I swear to fuck Aliens have landed ……. they just look like people….I.e. Chris Angel, Parasite Hilton, George Bush etc…

mind freak… he’s SUPER FREAKAAAAYE…. yo yo yo, paris hilton’s crotch…. it’s SUPER FREAKAAAAAYE…. YEA!

that’s about all I got, too…

mind FREAKKAAAAAEEEEYYYEEEEE…. YEAOW!

What The Fish missed was the back-story. Paris is working a stripper pole in those pictures. Then Mind Freek gets up on stage and starts groping her.

How do I know?

1) I fucking know everything.

2) I found video of it on TMZ!

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1749413

@64 BRAIN:

i care not about the base nor shaft of BigJim’s,

i have a crush on ferret…

so cute!

shh don’t tell him

She looks great no magic http://www.99rides.com/

#118 – At what tempurature does steel melt? That pole’s gonna have to be fucking smelted now…

Well this is too much. Criss is no more a sexual predator than any other normal, adult male. He simply allowed himself to be photographed while demonstrating very poor taste.
Now that you’ve gotten that out of your system…….Move on, Criss, just move on.

Oh, Criss, honey! Horrible move. Beware of Paris’ purple people eater!

These pictures and your website were shown on VH1′s best week ever show.

You honestly have nothing better to do than post shit like this when you know it’s a lie? Gosh – you must be jealous or a fat & ugly girl rejected by Mr Angel. get a life.

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO EVER PUT THIS WEBSITE UP ABOUT CRISS ANGEL BEING A SEXUAL PREDITOR BETTER HOPE I NEVER EVER SEE THEM EVER!!! AND SECOND, WHERE IN THE F@$% DO U GET “CRISS ANGELS A SEXUAL PREDITOR” FROM A PICTURE OF HIM WITH PARIS HILTON WHO IS VERY WELL OVER 18!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE, THEN YOU DONT GO AROUND SPREADING DISCUSTING LIE ABOUT SOMEONE ON SUCH A SENSTIVE SUBJECT AS ACUSING HIM OF BEING A SEXUAL PREDITOR!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU WERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD HEAR HOW LOUD IM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m with #126. I dont believe that he is in any way a predator. I believe that he may have just had his beer goggles on and was mixed up. Besides, I would dance on his pole no matter how shitty he looked.

He’s too nice of a guy to ruin his reputation! Give him a break.

LOL!!! You guys are fun!! Im a fan of Criss Angel and this is hilarious… I dont “hate” Paris-ite, but I do think this is funny.

LOVED the comments (ESPECIALLY Angry Ferret, Italian Stallion, RichPort…)

You guys are so much fun I had to join TypeKey so I could be part of this. LOL.

I cant wait to hear from you guys!

Keep Rockin the Casbah!

-Jess

I have to agree with 128, this is pretty funny…I don’t think Criss is a sexual predator and he is a really great guy…someone mentioned before how his show is all TV stunts which i have to comment, if they are TV stunts, they’re amazingly done and I’d like to see you try to make an elephant disappear in the middle of a street with dozens of people surrounding you.
Also, does anyone else think the racist comments are a little out of place? I dunno, i don’t like racism in any form and it shouldn’t exist but i think in our society it’s inevitable…but at the same time, it’s really not necessary.

Ok…that’s all I wanted to say, Peace.

P.S., I love how it says all comments will be moderated and obnoxious comments may be removed …i find that really great considering the context of a few of these comments

who? i have no idea who she is…but i don’t want to hear from her again

First – In July!!!

Suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol omg i cant believe that. i was laughing my ass of about the tumer thing. i feel bad for him, now he probably has herpie-gonna-syphil-aids. i still love him…but paris hilton? wtf is wrong with him?!

SEXUAL PREDATOR??!!?!?!?!?! you have got to be kidding me. you guys are horrible. you don’t even know Criss so stop fucking judging him. Criss and Joanne have been seperated for a long time now. It may not be “legally” but they were ok with each other dating. so she’s getting money out of him that he EARNED because she has NO life of her own. I do agree that Criss has been partying a bit much and the fame may be getting to his head, but that doesn’t mean you judge him.

I think what you have said about Criss is bullcrap.These pics in no way back up what you are saying .Groping is when your hands are all over ones personal areas.That is in no way what they show nor does it make him a sexual preditor.She sure didnt look to unhappy with his holding HER WAIST.You are only wish you could do the things he can and you cant stand it that you cant so you have to make him look bad. Look in the mirror. What you see looking back at you is ugly.You should be made to remove this BS and if you dont you should be sued
Deborah

IM SURE SHE DIDNT COMPLAIN I MEAN PIC DONT LIE RIGHT EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO A LIFE AND TO MAKE THERE OWN DESCISONS BUT ITS THERE DESCION HOW WOULD U FEEL IF SOMEONE QUESTIONED UR DESCIONS EVERYONES UP IN HIS LIFE THAT HE DOSENT EVEN HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE ANYMORE BUT IM WITH THEM U SHOULDNT JUDGE HIM BECAUSE U DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE U DO U
LYNN

look at who that is,,PARIS HILTON um,isnt she kinda lose?
how hard would it be to bag her seriously? why get angry because he can bag a harlet? he hasnt been with his wife in a year,and if he can attract younger chicks, as long as they are of age,who really cares?

pole danceing BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slut whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it he dose get sentence to burn he can just poof out

ok look criss angel is not a f***king sexual preditor. what the f**k lol. anyway criss angel might be 39 and about to turn 40 in december, but paris hilton is in her twenties. she is of age lol. so if they were wanting to date then ok. there shouldnt be anything wrong with that. i mean look at tom and katie holmes. is tom a sexual preditor. NO! look at aston and demi moore. is demi moore a sexual preditor. NO! ok then so chill. if criss wants to go out with someone alot younger thats is of legal age then chill. stop making a big deal out of it. gee wiz. lol. and plus there not even going out. criss is still a single man. i hope he finds someone that will treat him will no matter who that special girl might be. love you criss!

no why is he with her.i thought he had a girlfriend.man he is too hot for her.man why is criss with her she is a…then he was with britany spears!!!ewww

i take back all the things i said

WTF? Criss? A Racist? Pffftt, I DOUBT IT! Neither, a sexual predator, WTF, you got too much time on your hands!

PAris is a stupid bitch!!
kick ass

nonono THIS IS ALL WRONG
I sleep with criss
i do
i do
every night
and he is so much better the j*
tell paris
and cameron
hes mine <3

ok…first off…. i think in these pics Criss had a little too much to drink… i mean look at his freaking eyes. dude… he’s a great guy. and i totally agree with #126. i dont think he is IN NO FREAKING WAY a sexual predator… . how FREAKING STUPID can people GET these days?!!! gosh… but i think he shouldve had enough sence not to be with celeberty train recks such as Paris-ite and Britney Spears… (((i heard he was with Britney a while back… dont know if its true or not))) ive been a fan of his for like 2 yrs. STILL LOVE HIM THOUGH!!! just not when he’s like this… but.. o well. im sure we ALL have done some dumb things similar to this that we’re not proud of… but i HATE when people post shit like this b/c celebs dont even HAVE a personal life anymore…. gosh. they cant even fart in public without it being in a magazine a week later! GIVE THE GUY A FREAKING BREAK!!!

i totally agree with tara(145) give the dude a break celebs dont have a personal life at all i fyou dont wanna kiss and tell then why should they have to just because people like yall want something to talk about you can tell that hes had a lot to dring because look at his eyes they are not clear so yall can just fucking cool it!!!!!

and all this racist bullshit is crap all people are the same we all have a fucking brain and a beating heart we can all talk (apparently) so just cool it on the racist shit

Leave Criss Angel alone!!!! He is so perfect in every way, shape, and form. He is awsome, he can make his own freaking choices. I will always love the Mind Freak!!!!!