Criss Angel & Holly Madison thing is really happening

November 1st, 2008 // 71 Comments

I pretty much assumed Holly Madison dating Criss Angel was some sort of cruel tabloid joke to make me think there isn’t a God. Turns out it wasn’t. The two attended the grand opening last night of Criss’ Cirque Du Soleil show Believe where the magical douchebag extraordinaire had nothing but praise for Holly, according to People:

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

He then added: “Even better, I don’t have to pay those ridiculous Playboy prices anymore. I mean, Jesus, it’s not like their vaginas lay gold bricks. Love ya, honey.”

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  1. Criss is a famewhore now

    Criss is a famewhore and is now sucking on plastic boobs of Holly the Whore Madison. He is banging her to get his name out in the media. He thinks she is a celeb and her claim to fame is sucking the balls of a 56 year old Grandpa and makeing chocolate molds of her vagina for him. Yes she is really something special isn’t she. She is a GREAT ROLE MODEL FOR OUR YOUNG DAUGHTERS!!!

  2. Say what you want about Chris, but you can’t deny the fact that he’s a great entertainer! His new show “Believe”, changed alot since it’s preview run and is really creating alot of buzz! You should definitely check it out…youtube.com/cirquelasvegas

  3. Brunettes Take Over

    LOL, this definitely has gold digger written all over it….poor Cris. You can do better then this little bitch, whose only claim to fame is her vagina. Best of luck Cris..get rid of this whore.

  4. DUMP THE PLASTIC WHORE CRISS

    CRISS YOU MUST DUMP THIS PLASTIC WHORE. EVERYBODY IS MAKING FUN OF YOU DATING THIS PLASTIC WHORE WHO WAS DOING HER GRANDPA FOR YEARS.

  5. Holly is special (whore)

    Holly is a very busy and talent girl. She is now in Los Angeles working very hard to make a special mold of her vaginia for Criss Angel. She wants to make him something special for his upcoming birthday. I have read that for Criss’ birthday she is going to go the extra mile and not only make a chocolate mold of her vagina like she did for Hef but she is going to make a chocolate mold of her FAKE boobs for Criss. Criss’ Mom is beaming with the fact this this could be her future Daughter in Law.

    Holly your an inspiration to all the young girls out there. Don’t use your mind girls learn to make chocolate molds of your vagina.

  6. courtneyy

    Holly is a bitch. She was making fun of Hef after the breakup
    Saying the guy is old and ugly. Then she says I miss Hef.
    She isn’t that pretty.
    Criss MUST be desperate because holly makes him look ugly.

  7. katie

    i have never personallly been to a criss angel show but i cant wait i dont think people have acctually boooed him cause either way the magic is cool and he is FINE as hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. ya ya so this never answered my question IS HE REALLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE LITTLE SUPERFACIAL BLOND SLUT???????????? i hope not, he could do way better. and plus he would ruin hes career with someone like her, because she didn’t believe like it says in the blog. peace criss your fine

  8. katie

    i have never personallly been to a criss angel show but i cant wait i dont think people have acctually boooed him cause either way the magic is cool and he is FINE as hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. ya ya so this never answered my question IS HE REALLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE LITTLE SUPERFACIAL BLOND SLUT???????????? i hope not, he could do way better. and plus he would ruin hes career with someone like her, because she didn’t believe like it says in the blog. peace criss your fine

  9. katie

    i have never personallly been to a criss angel show but i cant wait i dont think people have acctually boooed him cause either way the magic is cool and he is FINE as hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. ya ya so this never answered my question IS HE REALLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE LITTLE SUPERFACIAL BLOND SLUT???????????? i hope not, he could do way better. and plus he would ruin hes career with someone like her, because she didn’t believe like it says in the blog. peace criss your fine

  10. Hottie

    HOLLY IS A SKANK BREAK UP WITH HER SHE IS ALLLLL PLASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. luvthiscrzylife

    Okay, so really, she is not that attractive, she looks kinda old to me. Her bleach-blonde hair looks awful, especially when the eyebrows don’t match. As far as Criss goes, he’s an attractive guy, but his show at the Luxor definitely ruined my whole fantasy about him. The show was anything but magic, and frankly a little strange…yes, I know, he is that, but this was not remotely like anything I expected. I would never have paid to see the show if I knew what it was going to be. He wasn’t much of an actor either, he’s good at his street magic, he should never have ventured beyond that.

  12. Sarah

    Ms. Madison is nothing more than a gold digger looking for her next sugardaddy.

    For Criss to imply to Larry King by way of hand gesture that his wife is going after him for all his money all while he is sitting aside with the world’s most well-known golddigger is just laughable at best.

    One day Holly Madison will need to learn what its like to work a real 9-5 job. The way I see it Holly’s only job was and still is the oldest profession of us women. Holly Madison has made her
    her claim to fame by performing sex acts for an elderly man who is King of Playboy empire and without him she’d still be working at Hooters.

    Criss humiliated his wife but talks so highly of his high class call girl girfriend amongst several milliion viewers is a complete joke at best, hysterical. I laughed so hard I almost died.

  13. Heather

    You all are Crazy Criss is not ugly and he sure in the hell isnt Worthless!..He is a great Magician and Escape Artist…And believe me Ive seen what he can do it .and .It is Amazing,,,So stop hatin…If anything Holly is just after Money!!..She’s a Hoe and will Always be a Hoe.

  14. Enjoy Criss' Whore

    Why don’t we all enjoy Criss’ whore since he wants to flaunt this trash. Criss Mom must be so proud of her future daughter in law. The talent Holly has in amazing – hehehehehehehe!!!!

    http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=155

  15. Sad but True

    due to economy cutbacks Criss Angel was forced to hire cheap help. So he took on the cheapest gal he knew, his girlfriend

  16. keshia

    i think criss was crazy to go for holly. really? what does he see in her?
    a fake plastic body, and a pretty face? true she is pretty, but that doesn’t stop her from being a worthless, penniless whore?

  17. BURN THE IMAGE OUT OF MY MIND

    BURN THE IMAGE OUT OF MY MIND THAT CRISS ANGEL DATED THIS WHORE.

    I WILL NEVER FEEL THE SAME ABOUT CRISS AGAIN KNOWING HE TOUCH THIS BIMBO.

  18. ashley

    ugh criss your so much better than that date somebody down to earth not a slut , your so hot and shes so fake

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