Criss Angel & Holly Madison starting to remind me of another couple I know…

Criss Angel and Holly Madison attended the Vegas premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera last night, and wait a goddamn minute. Ha! It all makes sense now:

Blonde with plastic tits? Check.
Walking bag of douche? Check.
Retarded poses? Check.

Anyone else see what’s going on here? I’ve said some horrible shit on this site, but nothing will prepare you for this:
Criss Angel and Holly Madison are the new Heidi & Spencer.


Seriously, there’s no coming back from an insult like that. If someone called me and my significant other the Ass Twins, I’d jump in a woodchipper and hope to God migrant workers lit my remains on fire. (Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, get your ass to Home Depot, Criss Angel.)

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