Criss Angel, seen here with his girlfriend Miss Nevada Veronica Grabowski (Don’t mind if I do.), threw a hissy fit when she didn’t win the Miss USA pageant over the weekend. He particularly took umbrage with Vegas Confidential columnist Norm Clarke who wrote the following:
Shortly after Grabowski was eliminated, Angel was seen flashing a middle finger during a NBC telecast when a roving cameraman attempted a celebrity-in-the-crowd shot at Planet Hollywood Resort’s main theater.
Angel was still fuming after the pageant when he threatened this columnist in an F-bomb-laced tirade that ended with Angel, after being restrained, saying, “Don’t ever write another word about me, or you’ll need an eyepatch over your other eye.”
Mr. T’s illegitimate vanilla-baby better watch out because he’s irked the pageant’s sponsor. A guy you might know as Donald Fucking Trump:
Donald Trump, who owns Miss Universe, the umbrella group for Miss USA, told me Friday that he was disturbed by Angel’s encounter with a judge and added, “We’re going to have to look at that.”
I wish Criss Angel would get in my grill and tell me to never write about him. That way I can ask him when Claire’s has their huge clearance days because Criss seems to make out like a bandit there. I mean, Jesus, look at all that arm candy. He’s got more charm bracelets then an eight-year-old girl who just smashed open her piggy bank. Damn, that metaphor works on so many levels – but mostly the one where Criss Angel has a vagina.
Quinn | April 15, 2008 at 2:35 pm
huge improvement!!!
mary | April 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm
hes so gross
Bigheadmike | April 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I thought he was with Pam Anderson…..
And he looks terrible.
veggi | April 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Well, Kim doesn’t look as fat here..
But what’s with the gang signs Kim?? Your gypsy clan be gettin down yo..
Sara | April 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Wtf is she doing with him?
bigSTEAMYone | April 15, 2008 at 2:48 pm
He looks like a Rob Zombie wanna-be . Good look for you Criss……insert douche bag here . X
Dorito Man | April 15, 2008 at 2:48 pm
What a fag. He’s loaded up like a woman with all that regalia of his.
deacon jones | April 15, 2008 at 2:49 pm
This little Jew tough guy wouldnt last 2 minutes in jail before hysterically crying
Mo | April 15, 2008 at 2:49 pm
That SO doesn’t look like him. WOW he went down the tubes. And if she wants to keep her place in line, she better put her MAN in line. Shit.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
His girlfriend is hot and apparently is either rented or had a lobotomy.
Grunion | April 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
What a tough guy. Send him to Iraq.
Jumpin_J | April 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss- FREEEEEEEEEEEK”!
Boris Geiss | April 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
There is no way this is criss Angele. Did this person come out of the other side of the miniaturizer batch with Brandon Davis? Metamorphosis explained.
whackjob | April 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Hands-down winner of King of all Douchebags. How screwed up do you have to be to have that as your whole identity thing?
Having a hard time concentrating on any of the new postings what with the elfin fuck-monkey staring at me on both sides of the home page….
Pixie | April 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Why did Criss Angel let Dustin Diamond give him a makeover? Is Taliban-chic all the rage this spring?
echswhyzee | April 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Holy Ish!!!
The Macho Man is back…
“Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
Your runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard
Be a man Hogan Come on don’t be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk”
Fumus | April 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Criss Angel should stick to what he does best, crappy magic tricks for those greasy fat kids that still play D&D. And with that I cast hells fury on your goblin raiders…wait what?!
FRIST!!! | April 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Criss Angel= Leader of Hell’s Angel’s San Francisco Chapter..
ubee0173 | April 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
its his maaaaagic beard. he will amaze you with his slight-of-beard tricks…wooooo, be fearful of his badassedness. hes not throwing gang signs, hes casting a spell with that hand
Conor S | April 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Criss Angel is just another emo.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm
wardrobe by Massengill
redsonja1313 | April 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm
He and Adnoid should compete for a douche bag loser compettion and see how wins
MMB | April 15, 2008 at 3:20 pm
This looks like an ad for hotchickswithdouchebags.com
Groucho | April 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Nothing says “tough guy” like pre-ripped designer clothes.
Lisa | April 15, 2008 at 3:28 pm
He looks awful! Yuck…the entire look doesn’t work for him.
Joboo | April 15, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Hard to believe someone could wake up in the morning and consciously decide to dress like that. That’s just cringe-inducing. The stupid hand gesture is the icing. What a fuck-knuckle.
luna | April 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm
his new image totally reeks of effort, anyone who rides a motor bike, be it a sports bike or iron horse, would be embarrassed and ashamed to see this guy
he gets a major fail
toolboy | April 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm
How does go to the bathroom with all that shit on??
-Special thanks to the Wayans.
combustion8 | April 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I wish someone would pull an adan on him.
havoc | April 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Wow…he’s a badass.
A badass that does card tricks.
huh.
.
azure | April 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm
What the fuck? Is Criss Angel the fucking GEICO Caveman now or something?
Angus | April 15, 2008 at 3:36 pm
All that tough guy clothing and chains and dark sunglasses…and still, he can’t get rid of that salty taste in his mouth.
Ted from LA | April 15, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Crissy looks like a pussy to me. Danny Bonaduce would kick his ass.
Ted from LA | April 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Does “Crissy” ryme with “pussy”? I’m really bad with that kind of stuff.
Auntie Kryst | April 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Hey does anyone know who the major bike club is in Las Vegas; Hells Angels or Bandidos?? Whichever club it is, I don’t think either of them would ask much on the contract to smoke his faggity ass. Someone start passing around the hat, let’s get this douchefucker once and for all.
Kara | April 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm
that is the grossest beard I’ve ever seen.
antoine | April 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Criss Angels best magic trick is getting a woman like that to actually want to hook up with him. Absolutely amazing!! How do you do it Angel?
Rick Hatman | April 15, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Wow, I’ve never seen Criss Angel’s beard before, looks good. His facial hair is nice too.
Polly Pureheart | April 15, 2008 at 3:52 pm
He’s a massive fucking tool. Why do modern magicians always think they’re badass? Huh? Since when does disappearing in a garbage can or levitating in the buffet mean you’re the shit. I know a lot of people who, if this douche got in their face, they would do a magic trick where they make his head and shoulders disappear up his faggoty rectum.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
Hollywood Red | April 15, 2008 at 4:05 pm
“And for my next illusion, watch as I turn into the Macho Man Randy Savage!”
Snap into a Slim Jim.
monkeyfightclub | April 15, 2008 at 4:05 pm
He’s going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person on of these days.
Hollywood Red | April 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Oh. Beaten to it by echswhyzee. :(
norton | April 15, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Penn and Teller & David Blaine (before he got into the douche-tastic “endurance” crap) are the only truly inspiring magicians in the past 20 or so years.
This asshat is just…. well, an asshat.
Missystar | April 15, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Obviously, he has been reading all the negative press about his appearance–he claims he’s “too busy” to follow any of that stuff, btw–and decided to butch it up by adding a mountain-man beard. Although the intended effect is somewhat compromised by the fact that he still dresses like a total gaylord.
FCS | April 15, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Percisely why I’m never going back to Douchville, I mean Vegas.
ph7 | April 15, 2008 at 4:26 pm
His greatest magic trick will be watching his career disappear.
HuckyDucky | April 15, 2008 at 4:27 pm
GAYLORD I love it. I saw this picture and I knew “douche” and all of the “douche” variants no longer quite communicated what we have here.
GAYLORD is perfect.
Anal Bifida | April 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Why are all magicians so insecure about thier sexuality? Fuck Chris, try a little harder next time. Ten bucks says he drives a huge oversized truck or SUV too.
Fucksteen | April 15, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Why all the hate? I mean he was awsome in The Crying Game.
That was him right?
big bob | April 15, 2008 at 4:32 pm
what a F’n looser.
you’re a lllloooooser
bah ha ha ha