Criss Angel slums it in Mexico

July 17th, 2009 // 241 Comments

Here’s Criss Angel and his new “girlfriend” in Mexico yesterday, and I love how Criss, who’s typically dressed to the nines as some form of magic goth/emo douche, lounges around with his gut hanging out while texting on his BlackBerry. In daylight. Quick, someone confiscate his black nail polish. He’s not sad and tortured inside.

NOTE: When I said “girlfriend” earlier obviously I meant prostitute. Just so we’re clear.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Bruce

    This girl he is dating is 16 years old.

  2. He married her

    Criss is married to Sandra. He wants to keep in a secret until she gets out of middle school.

  3. Worried

    Is Criss still dating this 15 year old.

  4. Roberta

    Please Criss gain my respect again and tell me this really isn’t a girl you are dating. She could be your daughter for god’s sake.

  5. There is no evidence that Criss married this little girlfriend Sandra. Get your facts straight. She is not important. Criss Angel’s health and happiness are what’s important!

  6. jjordan

    Go to hell you ugly bitch. Criss is not a douchbag.

  7. abby

    No it is Criss’ girlfriend Sandra who is the ugly bitch. OMG she is a fucking teenager. If he is going to date a child at least find a pretty one.

  8. Ralph

    Is Criss Angel dating the maid’s daughter?

  9. Paige

    Awwww! People say some harsh shit. I’m a sex worker. Its legal in my country. I can’t beleive how much people attack each other, saying that girl is a prostitute. How do you know? I’m shocked by how mean people are. Sticks & stones

  10. Sue

    Paige – they are not in your country and it looks like he is getting it on with his daughter.

    I thought Criss dating Holly Ho was distributing but this is worse.

  11. Sunshine

    Hmm.. kinda speechless here. Feeling a little nauseous too. :/ Whatever anyone says about Criss Angel, good or bad, he’s still just a guy. He sleeps, eats, farts & puts his pants on the same way anyone else does. I doubt he’s ‘in love’ with this chick… I don’t see him really falling in love with ANYONE. When you’re a publicity whore like he is, you seem to cling to whatever or whoever you can to get into the spotlight. Which is pretty sad when you really think about it. Still, he’s always seemed to be a pretty sweet guy when he’s not letting his ego get the best of him. LOL Maybe one day he’ll find someone who can bring him back down to earth & out of the clouds. If not, he’s gonna die a sad & lonely fool. Just my 2 cents worth…

  12. Sunshine

    Hmm.. kinda speechless here. Feeling a little nauseous too. :/ Whatever anyone says about Criss Angel, good or bad, he’s still just a guy. He sleeps, eats, farts & puts his pants on the same way anyone else does. I doubt he’s ‘in love’ with this chick… I don’t see him really falling in love with ANYONE. When you’re a publicity whore like he is, you seem to cling to whatever or whoever you can to get into the spotlight. Which is pretty sad when you really think about it. Still, he’s always seemed to be a pretty sweet guy when he’s not letting his ego get the best of him. LOL Maybe one day he’ll find someone who can bring him back down to earth & out of the clouds. If not, he’s gonna die a sad & lonely fool. Just my 2 cents worth…

  13. Brian York

    Holy Shit why is Criss Angel banging this ugly skinny 15 year old kid?

  14. Wayne

    Criss got himself a boney teenager.

  15. Max

    Damn I think majority of these posts are from the same person. I see douche in like every other post. Whoever it is should get a life.

  16. Cindy Alson

    I feel bad for this girl she is obviously looking for a father figure.

  17. Emily

    Is there any actual validation that she is Mexican? I mean I know her name is Sandra and all and she is darker skinned, but honestly she looks almost part Black. I haven’t seen him flaunting her in any spotlight so who knows if they’re truly in love… maybe until another celeb female shows him interest then he’ll dump her. He did it after Grabowski and that skinny MILF Gisela or w/e. Then it was Sandra and then he jumped to Holly and then Sandra again.

    I for one think he should go back to Veronica. She was epic gorgeous and classy!

  18. Pam Locks

    I agree Veronica Grabowski is a gorgeous lady. This chick not only is ugly and boney but she makes Criss look like he is getting it on with his daughter. The picture of her laying on top of him is distributing. She looks like Daughter on top of her Daddy.

  19. cookieface

    that girl is not only YOUNG (school material) but UGLY!!!!!!!!

    I don’t think she had a nose job.

  20. Ouch

    Criss better hope that this chick’s dad doesn’t realize she is doing a man over 20 years older then her. Her Dad will beat the shit out of Criss for doing his little girl.

  21. SICK

    43 year old man with a teenager SICK!!

  22. Paul

    Did Criss Angel leave his wife so he can date College Kids?

  23. FACE IT

    Face it this chick is no doubt very very young (LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL) and not ATTRACTIVE AT ALL but she is Criss Angel women (I mean “little girl”) and he will be with her forever!!!

  24. So So Loyal

    If Criss has this boney skinny schoolgirl in Season 6 like he did in Season 5 I will NOT be watching it. I was embarrassed for him that he is dating this girl.

  25. Sal

    HAHA come on people you know Criss is a great illusionist. He is doing this to create buzz. It is obviously this is a teenager. It must be either his daughter or a family member or maybe his Neice’s girlfriend.

    Give the man a break. He is not going to date a teenager.

  26. Guest

    Criss dating spanish girls now? the “Kim Kardasian” look is HOT but dating a college kid is NOT.

  27. Robert the Magnificent

    This isn’t Criss it is his twin brother that helps with his tricks….Criss is buff and being a magician myself I have met both of them,.

  28. Joshua

    WOW CRISS GOT FAT AS F*** HE LOST DEM ABS DUDE CRIS IS A FAT A$$ NOW HE AINT TAKEN DAT SHIRT OF NO MO DIS GUY RITE HERE IS NOT DA CRISS I KNEW AND IDOLIZED HE HAS MAN TITTIES HES A MWT A MWT……………………… MAN WIT TITTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRIIS LOSE SUM F***** WEIGHT BRO GET DEM F***** ABS BAK U AINT PULLIN NO MO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  29. aNonnyMooseOne

    Hm…from six pack to moobs. Let’s go work out together, Criss.

  30. I think everyone just needs Criss left alone. Eric Bana, and his show Dog the Bounty Hunter makes racist comments Ying Yang airtime gets out a sex tape with two other girls makes it all hardly Criss date …. And …. Looked like a third world war its own. I’ve also heard very good person. She also best in the world today is the Wizard. Just leave him alone.

  31. dianne

    O cmon. U gotta be friggin’ kidding me. Is he dating that chick? Back up a minute. From reading all the posts i managed to piece together info. that girl’s the rebound. Doesnt she know it? Or she simply doesnt care?

    Im a fan of Criss’ show. I find them entertaining. But his personal life – and personality – leaves less to be desired. From bimbos to babies. Hahaha.

    I was LMAFAO when i was reading these posts. How many times can you call him a douchebag? But i agree that dating a teenager (regardless if she was 16 or 20) is sickening. Criss can have his pick but why settle for her?

  32. WAIT!!!

    Wait a minute …… Criss Angel left Holly Madison for this skinny teenager?

  33. HOLY SHIT!!!!

    Holy crap is that Criss’ girl? Not only does she look like a skinny brillo paid she looks like she is 16 years old.

  34. Cassie 44

    Why does Criss always date girls young enough to be his daughters. This chick looks like she is 17 years old.

  35. dammit Criss

    dammit Criss stop screwing around and get yourself a real woman. What’s the point of dating this bag of bones when Vegas is filled with hot ladies. Can’t score with them?

    you’re gonna lose your fanbase over this BS.

    Idk what you’re trying to prove. But if this is some sorta publicity stunt, you’re getting publicity alright. But for all the wrong reasons!! Wake up Criss. Two words: JAIL BAIT. Get your act together or get the hell outta town.

  36. Freakles

    Who cares that Criss Angel is dating this backup girl Sandra. Obviously she is a kid. She is to stupid and young to realize that as soon as he finds a real woman her boney ass will be dumped.

    Criss you are a great performer.

  37. Jimmy

    What an ugly girl. What happened to Holly. Don’t tell me he left Holly Madison for this skinny ugly girl.

  38. Bob

    Stop stalking the guy.

  39. WTF

    SANDRA??? Criss has been dating her since she is 15. It has been a few years since he has been with her and the funny thing is SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE A CHILD.

  40. A Dad

    A grown man of 43 years old having sex with a 20 year old girl is WRONG.

  41. Alice in Wonderland

    Anyone know anything about her, how old she is, where she came from? She looks young enough to be his daughter…Was watching the 6th season of Mindfreak and every time she showed up it kinda creeped me out cause she looks soo young and tiny. I had sen photos of her when he was chick bouncing a few years ago, but I thought he was with someone else, some blonde, not Holly, but another girl….

  42. 123Go

    If Sandra is a decoy I don’t understand why CA would do that. He loves to flaunt. It would be nice to know that he is dating a WOMAN and not this skinny ass Sandra who looks 16 years old.

    He had no problem flaunting Holly HO Madison and that was a big mistake. CA thought dating Holly HO was a good thing but he turned so many fans off by dating that BIMBO. Watching him date that crap I know for a fact he lost not only respect but many many fans.

    To this day knowing he took Holly trash to bed makes me and many ill. He will never be looked at in the same light again after dating Holly HO HO HO.

    His Mom must have been really proud of that relationship. Knowing the whole world knows what CA g/f Ho Holly’s vagina and fake boobs look like.

  43. I read somewhere that he doesn’t live with Sandra, if he is not living with her it can’t be that serious.

  44. 123Go

    Sandra lives with him in the summer months. She is now home with her Mom. Her Mom needs to wake her up for school.

  45. Dawn

    Is Criss still dating this ugly kid?

  46. Ex fan since Holly HO Madison

    Lost interest in Criss Angel once he started dating that floozie Holly Madison. I know this article is old but I just came across it now.

    Come on is Criss really dating this skinny little kid? Holly HO is a low class floozie but at least she is out of school already. Criss should be ashamed of himself to be with this kid.

  47. mel

    I told you…Sandra is his paid escort to hide his real life where he turns into Crimson and offers himself to the boys.

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